Free ice cream, any flavor, for the rest of your life
but
For every pound of ice cream, you gain three pounds of overall body weight
I will not


Young Discord10 years ago
They shall call me.... THE BLOB

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy4 years ago
w-... what?
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Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy10 years ago
Anyone heard of exercising?

cindyiswut4 years ago
Yeah bc it"s easy to lose weight....
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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago
3 pounds of muscle

DrCyanogenlast year
难道他真的是天才?
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Miga2859_Youtuber9 years ago
im already fat.

therealobama3 years ago
you'll get fatter

Nitro_999 years ago
Solution: I will take some fat free strawberry ice cream Me=genius

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Sugar is the main cause of people going fat
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Benjamin958 years ago
Im lactosintollerant

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
There exists some good ice cream that doesn't have milk in it😀 Which is good since I can't have milk or gluten

tylerthecreator9996 years ago
Give other people the ice cream "I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses" Also I'm dairy intolerant so hopefully dairy free ice cream counts

Veryspookyfox8 years ago
I DONT CAREEEEEEEE I LOVE IT

Mihai7698 years ago
I don t want ice cream forever.

Nicolas2004GE8 years ago
I can't get fatter because of another button FREE ICE CREAM

SugarHype1319 years ago
l'll give it to the poor <3 :)

Benji50099 years ago
Yay muscle!

deathman9 years ago
well I just pressed a button so that I can have every power ever thought up, and because I'm female I don't want to get fat, I thought of the power to never get fat, so yeah

deathman9 years ago
isn't that defying the laws of physic's?

BartekTomasik8 years ago
Calories.
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Hitler V29 years ago
Sure i pressed the button.Not sure if I can be fatter than I am though.

MNITIMMY9 years ago
theres a new ice cream man in town, that ssells scoops of diabities

Animelover1569 years ago
LOL LOL LOL
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Hayley Freeman12 years ago
sell it

Someonoobgaming8 years ago
Yes free $1000000 lol
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Dylan Mark Griswold12 years ago
'MURICA

destielbitch10 years ago
literally

IanDig9 years ago
I'm underweight, and I have trouble gaining any. Win-win for me.

Alphatech7 years ago
Wouldnt matter your life would not be a very long one xD

Themauf6 years ago
No one"s life is long

evilman98710 years ago
One pound of cream gives you five puns of fat, either this is an upside or you gain 8 pounds which is extremely bad.

deathman9 years ago
puns are flying everywhere these days

sheepAREsheep8 years ago
free ice-cream= 3 months later= latest person in history.

Joe Montgomery12 years ago
3 pounds of muscle hell yeah 'Murica!

ArmedSpirit10 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

JackRock9 years ago
finally a fast way to gain weight

DrCyanogenlast year
我获得冰淇淋≠我会吃冰淇淋

Vychron9 years ago
so i can finally get rid of my 15 pounds underweight?

KatarinaCero11 years ago
I eat POPSICLES

unicornlover5149 years ago
there is a thing called a gym bro

literallyjustemma3 years ago
im underweight anyways so i need this

Jonan4tor9 years ago
I'm allergic to dairy...

deathman9 years ago
well, that's just sad, because ice cream is life

Mister-E8 years ago
OVERALL weight, my muscles and height are included in my overall weight, I will eat all the ice cream and be unstoppable.

Da ScaryNom9 years ago
Ill just excersize

Blebleb6 years ago
"overall body weight"... you would just get bigger, Piccolo-style...

XxAlphaxX10 years ago
well i will be fat. It will be worth it.

Andy28 years ago
No thank you I want ti to be defending your life where you can eat as much as you want without gaining weight.

Lava-boi7 years ago
So a pound of ice cream does normal things

lostsilver4410 years ago
who ever said i have to eat it

Weerwet10 years ago
It said you get three pounds for every pound. In other words, let's say you have the magical ability to make a pound of ice cream appear out of nothing; but you gain three pounds every time you use it.

Boopbeepboop8 years ago
Eat less than a pound a day

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Jaj9 years ago
I exercise a lot. It's not like imma pig out on ice cream. I'll have a pound o ice cream every time I burn off the three pounds.

IAmTheBirdThatWillKillYouOneDay2 years ago
no ammount of additional weight will stop me from my job

Paulo_G9 years ago
great, i'm underweight anyway!

CollinCarter8 years ago
3 pounds of muscle? Sweet!

PaulTheGamer10 years ago
No downside

Kole6014 years ago
exercise

Shadav10 years ago
It doesn't have to be body fat!

bloodyblade8 years ago
root bear flavored ice cream. Meat flavored ice cream!? Tape recorder ice cream? wow any flavor and those were the 1st 3 i thought of wow that is wierd

Michelle Lepera12 years ago
excerise...?

GameRaven139 years ago
I'd get way too fat.

ImmaBanana9 years ago
Body weigh is not only fat -_- what about musle?
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