Stop right there, criminal scum! I"ve got a dildo and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Douchebag697 years ago
I think this guy doesnt quite understand this...
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RogueMusketeer7 years ago
Can I make it so that I got this ability the day after I was born?
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jkmc12057 years ago
5 years away...
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loose_pickle7 years ago
its says i can make anything,but it also says i can only make dildos,so i can make a dildo horse?
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Kawaii_Chan7 years ago
This is stupid
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Linz Resop11 years ago
You could make SO much money from creating customized dildos for people, at request, out of thin air, with no waiting time for it to be made/shipped. People would probably even pay just to watch you make a dildo with your mind.
Madzie20007 years ago
Should have a superhero like this in Marvel or DC comics... D-Man!
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Captainhook8 years ago
Beatin people to death with dildos
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Souñd Wâve11 years ago
You get a dildo bat! You get a dildo bat! Everyone gets a dildo bat!!!
Tesla025 years ago
Yes, I want a floppy rubber bat shaped like a dick!
"Cannot create a girlfriend," only implies that you can't make something that"s *already* your girlfriend. Make something that makes you more attractive and better at talking to people, then make your ideal partner and romance them.
Also, five years of dildos isn't much of a setback.
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Hexdragoon8 years ago
Well, anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough.
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spilberk8 years ago
Hmmmmmmm beware the mega dildo army mwahahaha.
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Cutely_Cool6 years ago
I won't use my power for 5 years
Pattrick2546 years ago
But look at it this way, you can make a giant one appear in somebody"s bed just to mess with them
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RedVexeD7 years ago
I would make a fortune in the first 5 years making dildos. Then I"d make whatever I wanted. I'm not a lesbian, so I don't care about making a GF, and I have a husband anyways. :P
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00Dinamitex8 years ago
DILDOS! Realy
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River Hess11 years ago
SO FUCKING OKAY WITH THIS. Lol.
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Megadoodoo3 years ago
i see this as an absolute win
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ThunderMuffin378 years ago
I'm 10, so I can wait till 15 to have a girlfriend:)
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CuriosMi9 years ago
I'm rich then bitches, say hello to a fancy dildo site.
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GlutNy6 years ago
i dont care, Godsword, HERE I COME
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SugerPopCupcake7 years ago
I'm a female. Why would I need a girlfriend?
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lucky seegert8 years ago
I'll open a dildoe shop
EmonessPlayzz8 years ago
Is a dildoe half deer half plastic dick?
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Bryan Cooper11 years ago
Think of the absolute millions you would make outproducing every adult toy maker in the world.
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