Will You Press The Button?

JAKTscene 10 years ago

One Solution: As you solve the worlds greatest issues they will decrease in "greatness". Eventually the worlds greatest issue will be memory loss and thus you will solve. You are a great person and you eventually remember your past.

lewis0428 4 years ago

genius loophole

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Kakashi__Hatake 10 years ago

Create a portal to the anime world

Blasu 8 years ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas I'm aguy

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EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago

before pressing this button, write everything down in a notepad in the middle of the desktop saying OPEN ME YOU FUCKNUGGET boom

KevinTOC 8 years ago

That'll take a very long time. Plus, you"d only have memories in facts, rather than mental images. And what guarantee do you have that you keep these facts in your head?

Andymon 9 years ago

I'll solve the issue that I can't remember everyone I"ve ever known and everything I"ve ever done

KevinTOC 8 years ago

But how would you know you forgot something if it is ripped from your mind? You wouldn't notice you forgot said memory, since it has been removed.

rebel_narwhal 10 years ago

I'll make losing my memory one of the world"s greatest issues. Problem solved.

MarshmallowQueen_ 10 years ago

So...I can start again as a genius. sounds great

Neimacool1 8 years ago

I can help people that I forgot about

Icecoldjnx 10 years ago

It's raining tacos

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Out of the sky Don't ask why

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago

My life sucks already bitches. Your pity means nothing

Feedmeplz 10 years ago

Solve memory loss

anne_crystal 4 years ago

I'm already intelligent, I don't need that stupid button

Proodu 9 years ago

I won't really lose anything special from my memories..

MasterYubbler 9 years ago

I solve short term-memory. HA, oitsmarted the button, again...

BroDann 10 years ago

You know with my current intelligence I can just write a book before pressing the button

Blackout-Button 5 years ago

Win win, I don’t want to remember most things or people I’m my life

TheCrimsonFuckr2.0 10 years ago

Lose memories? Alex Mercer-them back.

Noemy 9 years ago

I ain't care if I forget my memory and my childhood memories. At least I'm gonna be a genius

starducks 10 years ago

solve that with... SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

Slastina 3 years ago

Isn't the downside an issue?

EmmaBuck 8 years ago

I let a diary... so I’ll think that’ll help with my memory loss

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago

Win-Win

Shadow48275489237508947238945729084750928374509287348092754098 5 years ago

i dont wanna lose my memory :(

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

Losing memories is a great issue

Ted-From-Accounting 9 years ago

Before you press the button write down all your memories

Broerbrent 10 years ago

I don't want to remember my life. *presses button*

Ning. 3 years ago

兄弟我支持你！

DrinkBleach 10 years ago

Too bad, I've already lost the memories of everyone I've ever know, AND everything I've ever done.

Demon1987 9 years ago

So... a reset button but this time I'm a badass

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

Forget gaster? nooo thanks

cybro974 5 years ago

Well with this immense intelligence I'll make a machine or store my memory.

Wwefan12345 10 years ago

Why don't you just solve where to fam wemt

OrthusC 9 years ago

Yess! I get to forget all the toxic people in life, making me less depressed, AND I get to solve the world"s greatest issues!

Veritas303 4 months ago

Why not? My life is already stupid enough anyway.

uoop 10 years ago

I can live without my past so thanks for that

DeductDynamo 3 years ago

I have early on dementia I will one day forget everything

TheSkyrimLord169 10 years ago

Well, I've learned to walk, talk and read. That counts as something I've done. But if I don't have these, I can't be intelligent. But it said EVERYTHING so no exceptions. Conundrum.