Will You Press The Button?

JAKTscene9 years ago

One Solution: As you solve the worlds greatest issues they will decrease in "greatness". Eventually the worlds greatest issue will be memory loss and thus you will solve. You are a great person and you eventually remember your past.

lewis04283 years ago

genius loophole

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Kakashi__Hatake9 years ago

Create a portal to the anime world

Blasu7 years ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas I'm aguy

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EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago

before pressing this button, write everything down in a notepad in the middle of the desktop saying OPEN ME YOU FUCKNUGGET boom

KevinTOC7 years ago

That'll take a very long time. Plus, you"d only have memories in facts, rather than mental images. And what guarantee do you have that you keep these facts in your head?

Andymon8 years ago

I'll solve the issue that I can't remember everyone I"ve ever known and everything I"ve ever done

KevinTOC7 years ago

But how would you know you forgot something if it is ripped from your mind? You wouldn't notice you forgot said memory, since it has been removed.

rebel_narwhal8 years ago

I'll make losing my memory one of the world"s greatest issues. Problem solved.

MarshmallowQueen_9 years ago

So...I can start again as a genius. sounds great

Neimacool17 years ago

I can help people that I forgot about

Icecoldjnx 9 years ago

It's raining tacos

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Out of the sky Don't ask why

Ted-From-Accounting7 years ago

Before you press the button write down all your memories

Broerbrent8 years ago

I don't want to remember my life. *presses button*

DrinkBleach9 years ago

Too bad, I've already lost the memories of everyone I've ever know, AND everything I've ever done.

Ning.last year

兄弟我支持你！

Demon19878 years ago

So... a reset button but this time I'm a badass

0_Maru_03 months ago

I'M LOSING MY MEMORIES???? YES!!!

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Forget gaster? nooo thanks

cybro9744 years ago

Well with this immense intelligence I'll make a machine or store my memory.

Wwefan123459 years ago

Why don't you just solve where to fam wemt

OrthusC7 years ago

Yess! I get to forget all the toxic people in life, making me less depressed, AND I get to solve the world"s greatest issues!

uoop8 years ago

I can live without my past so thanks for that

DeductDynamolast year

I have early on dementia I will one day forget everything

TheSkyrimLord1699 years ago

Well, I've learned to walk, talk and read. That counts as something I've done. But if I don't have these, I can't be intelligent. But it said EVERYTHING so no exceptions. Conundrum.

Whyyoulookingher7 years ago

I’ll solve the downside

Leah_7708 years ago

I will right it down. :3

Beautiful_and_Nice_and_Wholesome2 months ago

Wow... that's so nice and wholesome

dum3 years ago

what have i done?

Dodontpressthebuttongirl7 years ago

I will get the memories back with the intelligence. So what"s the downside?

Inga_Otaku8 years ago

my current life isnt important, if you pressed you would just start a different life, an actually useful one.

Dr_P00PYlast year

Gonna have to solve my amnesia by talking to everyone I used yo know but that will be hard since I don't express my thoughts well enough...

mister.y4u8 years ago

Already have this :)

Derpss9 years ago

Hell yes

therealMarine1015 years ago

Why is this tagged as sexy?

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago

My life sucks already bitches. Your pity means nothing

anne_crystal3 years ago

I'm already intelligent, I don't need that stupid button

Feedmeplz9 years ago

Solve memory loss

Proodu7 years ago

I won't really lose anything special from my memories..

MasterYubbler8 years ago

I solve short term-memory. HA, oitsmarted the button, again...

Kreda9 months ago

Write your memories on a piece of papier

BroDann8 years ago

You know with my current intelligence I can just write a book before pressing the button

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Win win, I don’t want to remember most things or people I’m my life

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago

Lose memories? Alex Mercer-them back.

Noemy7 years ago

I ain't care if I forget my memory and my childhood memories. At least I'm gonna be a genius

starducks8 years ago

solve that with... SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

Slastina2 years ago

Isn't the downside an issue?

EmmaBuck7 years ago

I let a diary... so I’ll think that’ll help with my memory loss

Cer6 months ago

Since I have no life, and the only memories of mine I value are the ones related to problem-solving, I see this as an absolute win.

Eric_Hartman8 years ago

Win-Win

Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540984 years ago

i dont wanna lose my memory :(

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

Losing memories is a great issue

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