Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez
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BobbyWasabiMk210 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"
BlazoBoom9 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."
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TrueComment3 years ago
This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment.
Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.
So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.
Sp3llcasterr7 years ago
Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u
Ill apear to Sam and Dean winchester and hunt with them
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ProfessorWaffle6 years ago
Aaah the power to not exist... My favourite...
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flyingturret20811 years ago
bye bye bad diseases actually bye bye every literal disease
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Krusek9 years ago
I'm god I will change the rule.
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Chara417711 years ago
You mean I'll be Santa ?
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danoka9 years ago
i don't even want to be a god ;(
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bilbo baggins11 years ago
if they dont belive in me that dont deserve to see my face
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Mundie11 years ago
CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY HIT IT! Now I'll never exist...
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Raddlelast month
飞到太空炸地球:P
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Bianca.wrobel87@gmail.com 10 years ago
So the people who believe in me can see me 😂 💔
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Grace Horaski13 years ago
Is this Clannad
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pokemonall10 years ago
Slot of people believe in God so...
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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NNchel2 years ago
If i can watch anime i'll press.
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COD310 years ago
Who wouldn't
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Amber-Cat9 years ago
So what once you appear in front of the person they’ll believe you and the more people see you the more believe you so soon everyone will see you
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BobFreak11 years ago
Most non believers wouldn't have to see God, real or not
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The-Pope6 years ago
Make a list of the nicest and most pure-hearted individuals. Find someone who looks like Jesus. Give them the ability to grant miracles. To heck with it, let all of those good people do miracles, but only few of them. Gradually, as my followers increase, t...[Show full comment]
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BryanCusick9 years ago
like 85% of the world believes in a god so sure
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Buttux11 years ago
Some peter pan bullshit.
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Creamytoast10 years ago
Downside?
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magnar123412 years ago
well. If "god" as in the one and only allah. then there already are people who believe.
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