Will You Press The Button?

Rainbowplayz7257last month

If i'm truly all powerful and this button isn't lying, I can just... remove the drawback.

Lucky12 years ago

Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez

TrueCommentlast year

This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment. Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"

BlazoBoom8 years ago

AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."

Crimson_Dragon8 years ago

Danm it. My friends couldn't see me anymore.

BadaBomb9 years ago

"Having overwhelming strength is... pretty boring." -Saitama

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Ill lose my hair as well...

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Will Howard12 years ago

I can't appear in front of myself.

silverknight6 years ago

Clever

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TheFatBaby8 years ago

so... i just turn into god... there is no downside... ALL OF HE JEWS I GET TO KILLLL.

AriBen7 years ago

I would object to that But I can't talk back to shrek hitler overlord

DontPressButton8 years ago

There can only be one

VortexM4ster9 years ago

God DOSEN'T exist. Sorry to say BUT GET REAL

The-Pope4 years ago

Wow, man. That’s pretty racist.

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coolandy39 years ago

i should be god and rule over the world and never die altho i couldn't see myself

Tesla027 years ago

Wich god, there is like a billion of them and I believe in none

The-Pope4 years ago

I assume it’s the Abrahamic god

Oldiron_797 years ago

Some plagues of Egypt action should get extra believers

Tim Stahel12 years ago

So you mean like the god of the bible, except i would exist..

qcgymnastworld3 years ago

#atheist4lyfe

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AriBen7 years ago

Speggeti god

P78 years ago

Any god that I believe in? Please? Wohoo! I'm Pain!!!!!!!!!

Recycletrash9 years ago

Imagine all the old fashioned male christian tears when God is female

Adli9 years ago

Rise of the guardian anyone?

otaku girl :/9 years ago

Reminds me of Yato ^^

Jade129 years ago

So I have no powers am gay and have no life mk whatever.

Razor X9 years ago

People I am BOGod, and all you gotta do is BOlieve

ALBERTOelESCOPETASculoQUEveCULOquePETA9 years ago

Valla pregunta de mierda xddddd

Jonathan Song Bai Mui12 years ago

No one should be god.

Wolfboiyt3 years ago

God is god

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Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago

Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u

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Smile-Dog Jpg12 years ago

Sooooooooooooo I'm God....'s Mother. hehehe

Zacattac9 years ago

O_O mother of god

Spaghetti-is-edible7 years ago

If god doesn’t exist you won’t exist

Heromine41239 years ago

Just believe everyone u want to believe à² _à²

dorapemon8 years ago

I can get what i want, so yea . . .

Enderpearl9 years ago

I have my own powers!!! ;p

XXXAddMeXXX9 years ago

LOL who cares im god

FabianFeary8 years ago

God"s supposed powers would allow me to convert people, unlike this lazy ass excuse for a god Christians claim exists.

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

why would you want to be god?

Eheelen7 years ago

I will make everyone believe in me.thats a power

Mkdp1019 years ago

This would mean my family can't see me

manperson10 years ago

just create a seperate dimension similair to ours only there everybody believes in you.

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago

I'm already God from another button press{troll face}

Noob4Ever89 9 years ago

Force people to believe

tCup5 years ago

Still got the powers, I see no downside

cadikai9 years ago

so i can't see myself.people don't kill me but i don't beleve in god.my religon i think is called scientology.

Demonika8 years ago

But... Why should I appear before pathetic mortals?

PokeParty4459 years ago

There is too much responsiblity in being God

anime lover 1209 years ago

ok then

Jack Peterson10 years ago

OOOH ill make everyone believe in me, everyone >:DDDDDDDDDDD

trojan8 years ago

Make peple believe in you

Hexxonn9 years ago

lol there are like 2.2 billion christians so :D

Box9 years ago

What type of God though

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Just God.From the bible.

Nicolas Clemens12 years ago

All the powers => power to change the rule about appearing => free power. Wait...can god revive people? He can't? Gonna change that rule too lol.

CrazDais7 years ago

Who else would wanna see me?

FuckedUpCat2 months ago

it says that I can only APPEAR in front of people that believe in me, but doesn’t say that I can’t COMMUNICATE with atheists. I can just say to everyone: “hello, this is god. I just wanna say that I’m real.”

TheFurryGamer9 years ago

Um...yea dislike and no button.

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