Will You Press The Button?

Rainbowplayz72572 months ago

If i'm truly all powerful and this button isn't lying, I can just... remove the drawback.

Lucky12 years ago

Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez

TrueCommentlast year

This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment. Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"

BlazoBoom8 years ago

AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."

Crimson_Dragon8 years ago

Danm it. My friends couldn't see me anymore.

BadaBomb9 years ago

"Having overwhelming strength is... pretty boring." -Saitama

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Ill lose my hair as well...

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Will Howard12 years ago

I can't appear in front of myself.

silverknight6 years ago

Clever

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TheFatBaby8 years ago

so... i just turn into god... there is no downside... ALL OF HE JEWS I GET TO KILLLL.

AriBen7 years ago

I would object to that But I can't talk back to shrek hitler overlord

DontPressButton8 years ago

There can only be one

VortexM4ster9 years ago

God DOSEN'T exist. Sorry to say BUT GET REAL

The-Pope4 years ago

Wow, man. That’s pretty racist.

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coolandy39 years ago

i should be god and rule over the world and never die altho i couldn't see myself

Tesla027 years ago

Wich god, there is like a billion of them and I believe in none

The-Pope4 years ago

I assume it’s the Abrahamic god

Tim Stahel12 years ago

So you mean like the god of the bible, except i would exist..

qcgymnastworld3 years ago

#atheist4lyfe

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Oldiron_797 years ago

Some plagues of Egypt action should get extra believers

AriBen7 years ago

Speggeti god

P78 years ago

Any god that I believe in? Please? Wohoo! I'm Pain!!!!!!!!!

Recycletrash9 years ago

Imagine all the old fashioned male christian tears when God is female

Adli9 years ago

Rise of the guardian anyone?

otaku girl :/9 years ago

Reminds me of Yato ^^

Jade129 years ago

So I have no powers am gay and have no life mk whatever.

Razor X9 years ago

People I am BOGod, and all you gotta do is BOlieve

ALBERTOelESCOPETASculoQUEveCULOquePETA9 years ago

Valla pregunta de mierda xddddd

Jonathan Song Bai Mui12 years ago

No one should be god.

Wolfboiyt3 years ago

God is god

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Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago

Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u

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Smile-Dog Jpg12 years ago

Sooooooooooooo I'm God....'s Mother. hehehe

Zacattac9 years ago

O_O mother of god

Samurai_bat9 years ago

i don't want to stop existing (NOTE:this is a joke, get over it)

InhaleMyDong9 years ago

I don't trust anyone, even myself to be a god cause they can just destroy humanity in one touch with the amount of powers they have.

pithany90010 years ago

sure. No biggie. But God's God so I mean, He can't not-be God anymore. There'd just be multiple gods

annabel89 years ago

You can't see god in real life anyway ??

Smörgåstortoise8 years ago

I believe in reincarnation and that there is no God so that would be a problem

noooo7110 years ago

just tell people to believe in me duh

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Use the god power to override the downside, problem solved bruh!

aya kuschieda9 years ago

Nyeh nyeh nyeh I didnt se but

Jaraskur8 years ago

I make them believe in me

alon519 years ago

i can do stuff that make more poeple believe me(god)

IHateFeminism9 years ago

If I'm god I can just change reality so that I can appear in front of everyone. And even if I can't I'll preform miracles so that people start believing in me.

Baruno da sauruss9 years ago

I would rick roll every single person that bones the skeletons lubrificates the robot and finally the ones that pollinates the flower

Spiderp8 years ago

I"LL MAKE THEM BELIEVE!

danielmoon10 years ago

they just have to believe not worship

Jjking9 years ago

Fuck you dumb idiot

Rory Newton12 years ago

i'd post something about how if anyone belives in me i will give them pizza and then like one person will be like omg he's not kidding and then everyone will believe in me, well internet people anyway, which is all that really matters

Flordelotto7 years ago

I can't appear in front of myself D:

KaiRose8 years ago

So that means I can't appear Infront of myself? I'm just confusing myself

goodman10 years ago

All my friends believe in god so

Dysnomia9 years ago

What if you do something crazy like a huge sign so everbody believes in you

JackAlvaradoHoang7 years ago

Well still if you pressed the button you can see all your friends that don't backstab u

Wolfheart 9 years ago

I would appear a lot

BluTheEpicGamer2233 years ago

it says appear like some sort of pokemon, You can still go outside and still have your powers, its just that Christian people are the only people who can see your true form, which is God

Sofia Sweets9 years ago

A bunch of people are Christian. Including myself.

PaulDeLong8 years ago

I am not responsible enough to be God.

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