Will You Press The Button?

FirefoxYT8 years ago

Me:*sittying on toilet* PUSHHH HAAAAAAAAARD! *random fire appears on my body* Me: now thats my spirit!

Hail Cthulhu9 years ago

Lol, as funny as this would be, you'd have one hell of a situation if you just happened to be pumping gas when you go all Johnny Blaze.

Kazunari9 years ago

I'm a fireman :)

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Puns for days

Ejparrot9 years ago

It says immune to extreme heat, you could take a bath in lava

235x011 months ago

Or plasma.

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CraftE049 years ago

Ahem... you walk out of the store ad meet a girl. She is having issues with putting her bags in her car. You help her. You see she is beautiful and thinks the (same) of you. You both go to her place. You eat dinner. You have a good time. She sais "you're s...[Show full comment]

Just-another-girl4 years ago

LMAOOOO

FaithLaPene8 years ago

(In the middle of nowhere camping) Friend: "Man I wish there was fire around here i"m freezing" (Stands there on fire) Me: "HHMMMM what should we do about this problem"

Charlie Banks12 years ago

This sounds awesome. "Teacher, may I be excused? I'm on fire again..."

Czarlocomotive3 years ago

the school would have to make special metal seats lol

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Poyvushy9 years ago

Won't your clothes burn off?

Solark8 years ago

Use your resistance for science and make money, use money to get talented tailors to make you fire proof clothes.

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AnnaSmile8 years ago

Hug Justin Bieber, catch fire and run away

Dannybionic2 years ago

I would keep doing that to parliament until they give us a good prime minister because it has been a bad prime minister that trick as of when I made this post

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RootinTootinPutin8 years ago

So the Human Torch, basically.

chineese8 years ago

I would never be able to have sex without wearing a lead suit again.

Uncookedham878 years ago

Lead is a bad idea, unless you"re trying to poison your partner

crazyjonyjon4659 years ago

Imagine if you're in class and then you just catch on fire.

smoloutboy9 years ago

That's the best part.

Chez38 years ago

"Chase, where"s your homework?" "Well, you see, I was doing it," "Yeah." "And then I finished it," "And then?" "And then I spontaneously caught fire and now I have no house." "That"s the third time you"ve used this excuse, Chase. How am I supposed to...[Show full comment]

galaxy lord alexei9 years ago

Downside?

Soaku8 years ago

If I'm immune to it, then there is no downfal;

Dannybionic2 years ago

Wait a goddamn minuite, how would that work for you because I don't think skeletons are flammable

Hamilfangirl017 years ago

*Sitting in a large crowd when suddenly everyone screams* *I look down* Oh... someone please get the fire extinguisher?

BirdyBoy5 years ago

To all those jerks that said I"d never be hot, *bursts into flames* think again.

JTminegamer9 years ago

KAIOKEN!!! *goes on fire*

SeabassJames7 years ago

Kaio what?

Poyvushy9 years ago

Yea but what if your hugging a celeb and you just catch on fire

Hadry9 years ago

Then you could hug Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeeen cause she is THE GIRL ON FIRE.

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Teamgrumpycatfan7 years ago

Teacher: Now class i- Me: *goes on fire randomly Class and teacher: AHHHHHHHH Me: Oops *slaps off fire and is not hurt at all* There Student: ITS A WITCH!!! Teacher: RUN! GO HOME BEFORE WE DIE FROM THE WITCH!!! Me: *watches everyone leave* Me: Hello darkness my old freind

12tearoldboy5 years ago

This giiirl is on fiire

Brett Rodgers12 years ago

This would be fucking hilarious. Imaging sitting in a crowded room and suddenly bursting into flames in front of everyone, only to come out entirely unscathed.

Jeffguy9 years ago

damage report SHIT'S FUCKED MAN SHIT'S FUCKED UP AND I AM PISSSED Why? Uhhmm dude I am on fire

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Shadman578 years ago

Imagin it Me: Im Ghost rider ! Then i set on fire

Mamaischeese7 years ago

Living in the sun would be nice

Emily Albrecht12 years ago

So basically you're telling me I get to become Leo Valdez?

Ahsoka-Tano2 years ago

SUPER SIZED MCSHIZZLE

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Guizoc7 years ago

Hilarious.. picture the worst situations..

deadpoolluvr7 years ago

human torch time FLAME ON !

Paperstuffandcats7 years ago

YOU CAN SET A BUILDING ON FIRE!! (i ussualy think A LOT)

NovaRohdell7 years ago

Teacher im on fire Can i go

CaioFrancisco7 years ago

basically, that what appeares in ASDF Movie

Ansvamp8 years ago

Leo Valdez?

Davvedido8 years ago

So nothing change expect that i become imune to extream heat

Aiden118 years ago

This is such a good one for school.

ThugPancakes8 years ago

So can I burn someone I hate and not be hurt by it? Cool!

IDontCareAnymore8 years ago

HEY PERSON I HATE COME GIVE ME A HUG

Alifox8 years ago

Where is the downside

revnl178 years ago

so...

NukeOfficial9 years ago

The downside is not you being on fire but you burning all the things and persons around you..

Derrick (What a creative username)9 years ago

Who'll throw the fireball at me so I can catch it?

Jacky Jackson9 years ago

Such creativity with the username bro. ;-P

BasicBro9 years ago

I am the human torch

Jacky Jackson9 years ago

Totally bro!!

DotChomper9 years ago

Wait, if I touch my house when this happens, will I just light the place on fire?!?!

TheStache 9 years ago

woops the school burnt down...again

crazyfangirl30059 years ago

THAT WOULD BE COOL AF

Kirbyfier9 years ago

Immune to extreme heat but able to catch fire? HELL YES! I would love to just walk around like a human torch!

Awesome321239 years ago

It's not like it hurts.

NopeToSpiders9 years ago

LOOPHOLE: Be resistant to the fire that you are on :P

freakishly.emma9 years ago

that means i won't feel the fire on me so then i can walk around school and set the bullies on fire and they'd burn to death... wtf that's brutal XD

Ronson Lee12 years ago

for no reason ?? i will set myself on fire just for the hell of it

Sara Newsom12 years ago

So, I become the Human Torch. FLAME ON!

Trenton9 years ago

no, Leo Valdez

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Dylan Coveney12 years ago

i knew i was hot not that hot though

IdiotInc7 years ago

MANS NOT HOT

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