Congratulations! Your son"s 3rd birthday is today!
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EagleEye15310 years ago
Well, I'm 18 so how would that work??
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Jtrad_2410 years ago
if you"re invisible then you"re blind cause you see when light reflects off your eyes. If you"re in a dark room for example there"s no light so you can't see and if you"re blind there"s nothing for the light to reflect off of. Also if you have a child at 1...[Show full comment]
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I LOOK AT U10 years ago
jokes on you I'm 13
nikita19510 years ago
BAM here you go *hands over the kid*
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Star_killer10 years ago
Well im 20 sooooo... fucka a youuuuu.
Benny166810 years ago
Congratz on your 8 year old
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pillsnottasty11 years ago
I want to make a child, not get a child, so that sucks...
Goin' for pack of smokes, love.
Don't worry, I'll be back.
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David van Achterberg13 years ago
ha. trow the kid away. problem solved
WoodStuff9 years ago
but then you get arrested
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David Carter13 years ago
I'm 12 and can't take care of the kid. It is no longer my problem.
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ΓΒ―ΓΒ²ΓΒΎΓβ¬ ΓΕΓΒΈΓΒ½ΓΒ΄ΓΒΎΓΒ²13 years ago
a guess rapers start young
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Elva BjΓΒΆrk PΓΒ‘lsdΓΒ³ttir13 years ago
ever heard of abortion?
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Stephen Barrett Cormier13 years ago
there is no downside for guys
Watermelonman9 years ago
No, it"s just smaller.
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TatorKiller11 years ago
To late for that I am already 17 years old, then run away from the child.
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AdmiralTrainstorm8 years ago
I'm a lucky devil.
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ThatGuy133710 years ago
That's life
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AcedOut11 years ago
I'm 14.. So I can now turn invisible anytime. YAY!
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Arima_Koudai9 years ago
>Having only a 12 year age gap with your daughter
>Not becoming romantically involved with her
Plebs.
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topazwolf9111 years ago
fuck no. i don't want a child
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kitcloudkicker112 years ago
Creeper stop creeping
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Habatoot5 years ago
I already pressed a button before that makes you unable to have a kid so...
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Japsterman10 years ago
I'm a boy I don't need no wife
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Mc PressMyButtons10 years ago
Too bad I'm old
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TrollingLepz0r11 years ago
i'm 20 now
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EpicGold9999 years ago
I don't like this ππΌπ‘π πΏ!!!
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Zlazerdestroyer11 years ago
Worth it
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Frosterboi36 years ago
Iβm 1 year away from that π π¬
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anster7010 years ago
Oh great, I pressed it. I'm 12 and I'm a girl.
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illWURminati11 years ago
what the cookie ;-;
no
no no child noononono
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Archeaic9 years ago
But i"m over 12 years.. LOOPHOLE
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SkyVenom0099 years ago
Whats the downfall?
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Scoopdoop11 years ago
Well... already way older than that and I don't have a kid.. which means I get to be invisible and also never have children? Fucking sign me the fuck up.
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