Congratulations! Your son"s 3rd birthday is today!
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EagleEye1538 years ago
Well, I'm 18 so how would that work??
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Jtrad_248 years ago
if you"re invisible then you"re blind cause you see when light reflects off your eyes. If you"re in a dark room for example there"s no light so you can't see and if you"re blind there"s nothing for the light to reflect off of. Also if you have a child at 1...[Show full comment]
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I LOOK AT U9 years ago
jokes on you I'm 13
nikita1959 years ago
BAM here you go *hands over the kid*
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Star_killer9 years ago
Well im 20 sooooo... fucka a youuuuu.
Benny16689 years ago
Congratz on your 8 year old
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pillsnottasty9 years ago
I want to make a child, not get a child, so that sucks...
Goin' for pack of smokes, love.
Don't worry, I'll be back.
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David van Achterberg12 years ago
ha. trow the kid away. problem solved
WoodStuff8 years ago
but then you get arrested
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David Carter12 years ago
I'm 12 and can't take care of the kid. It is no longer my problem.
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Явор Миндов12 years ago
a guess rapers start young
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Elva Björk Pálsdóttir12 years ago
ever heard of abortion?
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Stephen Barrett Cormier12 years ago
there is no downside for guys
Watermelonman8 years ago
No, it"s just smaller.
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CCthecat9 years ago
Ahahaha is this a joke i am not 12 anymore And having a kid is grat, whats so bad about that?
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Puffinmaster24610 years ago
yeah im past twelve so
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IJustPressed10Button3 years ago
I am 13. Ack!!! Paradox detected!!! Error!!! Error!!!
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
I will find this loophole... Hmmmmmm I WILL ADOPT!!
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VideogameFox9 years ago
Lol im 16 so it doesn't work on me
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Creeperkiller20007 years ago
So I would be able to time travel as well?
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Backstabberguy 9 years ago
I'm a guy so... it doesnt matter just run away
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DasJoosh8 years ago
I'm 15 and I couldn't get laid at any point in time. Have fun, button gods.
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GOZYTime8 years ago
If you press the button at 00:00, and you are 12 But your birthday is the day that you press the button? You will not have child.
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Opo9 years ago
50 50 no one losis
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Lil______man7 years ago
I’m a boy 😂
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Link259 years ago
so I'll have my child this year
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Bcorb659 years ago
what if it means you adopted a child
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iamnoone8 years ago
How does that work when I'm over 12?
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dudebro1019 years ago
So I owe 14 years of child support never going to find me
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Segberd11 years ago
I'd just go invisible and throw that piece of shit baby off an enormous building/structure. Problem solved.
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YoursTrulyFlowey4 years ago
So go to a stranger say its theres hand it over then run
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MARYANNLINK7 years ago
Past 12, so ha.
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vanxander9 years ago
So, I'd have a 17-year-old all of a sudden?
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mrsquids9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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