Will You Press The Button?

Tortoise10 years ago

Then you aren't even a "ok" programmer.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

I know right

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GurlOfDaButton9 years ago

Just program a different game out of it and call it "CANDY CRUSH SPIN OFF"

LuckyPanda8 years ago

You could just program a game that is vaguely similar to Candy Crush but is a lot better!

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jfb13379 years ago

??? You mean Bejewled spin-offs? (of which candy crush is one)

LeGuerreChaton8 years ago

Was thinking the same thing.

ApexSpice8 years ago

Never says anything about scams and click bait OMG NEW EPIC CALL OF DUTY FOR 50.00 DOLLARS wait this is a rip off of candy crush

CamOler8 years ago

You can teach people how to program and become the greatest teacher ever

rulesofpingas7 years ago

Wtf :/

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i'm still rich.

Phinerxen8 years ago

Make the best game ever. Put a minigame thats a candy crush spin off. Done

ThatRandomBeatboxer8 years ago

How can you be the greatest programmer if you program candy crush?! Stupid ass question

Razi1918 years ago

Candy crush is a spin off itself

thelolbro12310 years ago

Hell no

Nathan Johnson12 years ago

What would be the point?

Aussienerd9 years ago

You can program insane graphics and such and sell that to other companies to make other things... I should of pressed the button

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you lol9 years ago

no no NOOOOO CANDY CRUSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Geulfoncio10 years ago

I'll just program THE BEST MOTHERF*CKING CANDY CRUSH SPINOFF EVER

Iam_Correct7 years ago

I already can program

Jonathan Fuller12 years ago

your the greatest and candy crush makes money so id still be getting paid

Logisticmo410 years ago

oliveoil8 years ago

once you make alot of spinoffs, you can make spinoffs of the spinoffs and then evetualy make amazing games for a lot of money

Stormshadows29 years ago

hehe they dont say what your digital imprint can program program that in the form of a crappy spin off then just have you but made out of chocolate programming youll be rich and cheat the system

melt55510 years ago

Nathan00 i can't agree more

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Tejas Lian Venugopal12 years ago

All my swords may be imitations, but what law is there that says an Imposter cannot defeat the Original? -Emiya Shiro Hint Hint **bejewled** Hint Hint

ihaveaway9 years ago

wtf does that mean there's only a downside and a fake upside

Pressi_10 years ago

I do want to become the greatest programmer, but Candy Crush?

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

you could have anything crush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aimanM9 years ago

wtf just candy crush

WBGrock9 years ago

Here i am, brain the size of a planet, and i am programming this shit?

Snoopydog10 years ago

Crush spinssssss

DeathStarDestroyer10 years ago

There's no point

Dannybionic3 years ago

Dragon city has a candy crush spin off in it, raid shadow legends has elements of Dragon city in it and raid is also a spin off of coc, etc, etc so loophole time baby

imacookie1211 years ago

if im the best programmer in the world, how can i only make Candy Crush spin offs, doesnt make any sense

SirFlops6 years ago

Candy crush made a lot of money

Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago

candy crush ripoff that also (in the background of course) does things that you want it to (like the background thing that lets programers use iPhones and Android phones as bitcoin mining slaves when you are running their apps)

gvberg9 years ago

I mean, there isn't really a downside, just a limitation on what you gain. I don't know why more people didn't press the button as you gain a new skill but don't lose anything.

Leogon10 years ago

Candy Crush is rich wtf

Warrior1019 years ago

Candy Crush is a spinoff.

BeeTheImmortal10 years ago

Then you suck at programming, so LOOPWHORE ALERT!!!

TheIronWarrior8 years ago

Just make any game you want, and all it a candy crush spinoff. It doesn't even have to be in the title. People would be confused, though.

XxxMLGNOSCOPERxxX10 years ago

Why the hell would I do that

HannibalKing6028 years ago

My games would make sooo much money

An Apple9 years ago

Waste of talent

joran8179 years ago

A xbone is a bone shaped like a X

SeeleMeep10 years ago

I'll make all the people that have downloaded Candy Crush to pay me so they can play it

StraitWhiteMale4 years ago

But it would be the BEST Candy Crush spin-off, and in 100 years, people will think that match-three games are spin-offs of your game

Blake Doeren12 years ago

Are you kidding? I'm already the world's best programmer!

sargos710 years ago

So, basically, this would be a world where every other programmer lost all of their skills, knowledge and talent. 'Cause that's the only way a candy crush dev would be considered the greatest...

barlaxmcchicken7 years ago

Just cus I make the spinoff doesn't mean it has to be exactly like candy crush. Turn it into an RPG or fps. Name it crushing Candy.

stride13139 years ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH NOPE

RandomDude639 years ago

so basically, this button is giving you great abilities of programming, then it simultaneously takes it all back... WTF DUDE!?!?!?!?!?

Kiroto10 years ago

thus, you aren't the greatest programmer

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