You are the greatest programmer in the world
but
You can only program Candy Crush spin offs
I will not


Tortoise8 years ago
Then you aren't even a "ok" programmer.

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago
I know right
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GurlOfDaButton8 years ago
Just program a different game out of it and call it "CANDY CRUSH SPIN OFF"

LuckyPanda6 years ago
You could just program a game that is vaguely similar to Candy Crush but is a lot better!
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jfb13378 years ago
??? You mean Bejewled spin-offs? (of which candy crush is one)

LeGuerreChaton7 years ago
Was thinking the same thing.

ApexSpice7 years ago
Never says anything about scams and click bait OMG NEW EPIC CALL OF DUTY FOR 50.00 DOLLARS wait this is a rip off of candy crush

rulesofpingas6 years ago
Wtf :/

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
i'm still rich.

Razi1917 years ago
Candy crush is a spin off itself

CamOler7 years ago
You can teach people how to program and become the greatest teacher ever

thelolbro1238 years ago
Hell no

Phinerxen7 years ago
Make the best game ever. Put a minigame thats a candy crush spin off. Done

ThatRandomBeatboxer7 years ago
How can you be the greatest programmer if you program candy crush?! Stupid ass question

Nathan Johnson11 years ago
What would be the point?

Aussienerd8 years ago
You can program insane graphics and such and sell that to other companies to make other things... I should of pressed the button
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Radioactive_Foxy3 years ago
BRUH. Why does this question exist?

Aimée Iona Comtois11 years ago
no

shylah 8 years ago
this has nothing to do with the q. CAN SOMEONE PLZ WHAT THE BIG DEAL WITH EXAMPLEWORDrn IS? WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mashie078 years ago
this is bull you are the best programmer if that is so you can program anything

Loto8 years ago
Candy crush can go fuck itself.

hydr0king6 years ago
No downside, since you"d make money if you pressed the button. ??? Why do people not think like human beings?

JusticeOwensby8 years ago
But no one said the spin offs would be successful? So you have a great skill set, can only use it to make crap product, and aren't guaranteed financial success from it.

CoenCornelis7 years ago
Still an upgrade for me

WBGrock8 years ago
that is not the greatest programmer in the world, that is a hack.

TSOCOOKIEHD7 years ago
Not candy crush rip offs. Anything but that

olvvvvlo8 years ago
Im ok being an ok programmer.

papersnake2 years ago
step 1 make a game that has a candy crush ripoff mini game in it step 2 make the rest of the game what you want

knurfa10 years ago
that does not make you the best programmer ever

Geulfoncio8 years ago
I'll just program THE BEST MOTHERF*CKING CANDY CRUSH SPINOFF EVER

Iam_Correct6 years ago
I already can program

Jonathan Fuller11 years ago
your the greatest and candy crush makes money so id still be getting paid

you lol8 years ago
no no NOOOOO CANDY CRUSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Logisticmo48 years ago

oliveoil7 years ago
once you make alot of spinoffs, you can make spinoffs of the spinoffs and then evetualy make amazing games for a lot of money

Stormshadows28 years ago
hehe they dont say what your digital imprint can program program that in the form of a crappy spin off then just have you but made out of chocolate programming youll be rich and cheat the system

melt5559 years ago
Nathan00 i can't agree more

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Tejas Lian Venugopal11 years ago
All my swords may be imitations, but what law is there that says an Imposter cannot defeat the Original? -Emiya Shiro Hint Hint **bejewled** Hint Hint

ihaveaway8 years ago
wtf does that mean there's only a downside and a fake upside

yourfavouritebaguette6 years ago
you could have anything crush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aimanM8 years ago
wtf just candy crush

Pressi_8 years ago
I do want to become the greatest programmer, but Candy Crush?

WBGrock8 years ago
Here i am, brain the size of a planet, and i am programming this shit?

Snoopydog8 years ago
Crush spinssssss

Dannybionic2 years ago
Dragon city has a candy crush spin off in it, raid shadow legends has elements of Dragon city in it and raid is also a spin off of coc, etc, etc so loophole time baby

imacookie129 years ago
if im the best programmer in the world, how can i only make Candy Crush spin offs, doesnt make any sense

DeathStarDestroyer8 years ago
There's no point

gvberg8 years ago
I mean, there isn't really a downside, just a limitation on what you gain. I don't know why more people didn't press the button as you gain a new skill but don't lose anything.

Leogon8 years ago
Candy Crush is rich wtf

SirFlops5 years ago
Candy crush made a lot of money

Matt Dexter Adams11 years ago
candy crush ripoff that also (in the background of course) does things that you want it to (like the background thing that lets programers use iPhones and Android phones as bitcoin mining slaves when you are running their apps)

BeeTheImmortal8 years ago
Then you suck at programming, so LOOPWHORE ALERT!!!

TheIronWarrior7 years ago
Just make any game you want, and all it a candy crush spinoff. It doesn't even have to be in the title. People would be confused, though.
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