You are the greatest programmer in the world
but
You can only program Candy Crush spin offs
I will not


Tortoise9 years ago
Then you aren't even a "ok" programmer.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
I know right
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GurlOfDaButton9 years ago
Just program a different game out of it and call it "CANDY CRUSH SPIN OFF"

LuckyPanda7 years ago
You could just program a game that is vaguely similar to Candy Crush but is a lot better!
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jfb13379 years ago
??? You mean Bejewled spin-offs? (of which candy crush is one)

LeGuerreChaton8 years ago
Was thinking the same thing.

ApexSpice8 years ago
Never says anything about scams and click bait OMG NEW EPIC CALL OF DUTY FOR 50.00 DOLLARS wait this is a rip off of candy crush

CamOler8 years ago
You can teach people how to program and become the greatest teacher ever

rulesofpingas7 years ago
Wtf :/

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i'm still rich.

Phinerxen8 years ago
Make the best game ever. Put a minigame thats a candy crush spin off. Done

ThatRandomBeatboxer8 years ago
How can you be the greatest programmer if you program candy crush?! Stupid ass question

Razi1918 years ago
Candy crush is a spin off itself

thelolbro1239 years ago
Hell no

Nathan Johnson12 years ago
What would be the point?

Aussienerd9 years ago
You can program insane graphics and such and sell that to other companies to make other things... I should of pressed the button
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TheIronWarrior8 years ago
Just make any game you want, and all it a candy crush spinoff. It doesn't even have to be in the title. People would be confused, though.

Warrior1019 years ago
Candy Crush is a spinoff.

BeeTheImmortal9 years ago
Then you suck at programming, so LOOPWHORE ALERT!!!

An Apple9 years ago
Waste of talent

XxxMLGNOSCOPERxxX10 years ago
Why the hell would I do that

HannibalKing6028 years ago
My games would make sooo much money

StraitWhiteMale4 years ago
But it would be the BEST Candy Crush spin-off, and in 100 years, people will think that match-three games are spin-offs of your game

Blake Doeren12 years ago
Are you kidding? I'm already the world's best programmer!

joran8178 years ago
A xbone is a bone shaped like a X

SeeleMeep9 years ago
I'll make all the people that have downloaded Candy Crush to pay me so they can play it

stride13139 years ago
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOOO MUCH NOPE

sargos79 years ago
So, basically, this would be a world where every other programmer lost all of their skills, knowledge and talent. 'Cause that's the only way a candy crush dev would be considered the greatest...

barlaxmcchicken7 years ago
Just cus I make the spinoff doesn't mean it has to be exactly like candy crush. Turn it into an RPG or fps. Name it crushing Candy.

Kiroto9 years ago
thus, you aren't the greatest programmer

RandomDude639 years ago
so basically, this button is giving you great abilities of programming, then it simultaneously takes it all back... WTF DUDE!?!?!?!?!?

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago
No point then

AK_Vindication7 months ago
who even likes candy crush?

nathan0010 years ago
the two things contradict each other

Catlover123889 years ago
I hate candy crush

flzzzzy4 years ago
as long as it has a single thing to do with candy crush then its considered a spinoff

SwellPear9 years ago
I just want the option to be able to program something, since I don't plan on becoming a programmer anyways.

dankmemes1017 years ago
So? I"d scam old rich people into buying extra lives and boosters. I'm making money- does it really matter what types of games they are?

WolfPupGaming9 years ago
I REALLY want to become an amazing game designer. I really wanted to do this. I just couldn't make only one game. Besides, I'm not bad at it as is! ;P

the lich king9 years ago
I HATE THAT GAME!

Gozzer9 years ago
i don't think you would be the best programmer in the world if that was all you could code

Alex112910 years ago
Really? Candy Crush sucks

Shokhin8 years ago
Just ask someone else to publish ur genius and take credit for it

Creative_Dummy3 years ago
If you"re the best programmer, you would be able to code everything.

Jacob Mousseau12 years ago
every game i programmed would have subliminal messages telling them to get off their fucking phones all the time, but they wont listen.

Bluemoonkiller8 years ago
Onee chan

M.C Mikey9 years ago
NOOOOOOO NOT CANDY CRUSH

Unicorn1119 years ago
You could have a bunch of "mini games" on one game and everyone will love u

Oktek9 years ago
You say that one can still get money from this... But it's not really the case. I, for example, want to learn modding games (Minecraft, Starbound, maybe Skyrim). If I pressed this button, I would abandon my dreams to program stupid games in one theme... No, thanks.

PlasmaPlayerMC7 years ago
Xd

Lucadabuttonpresser9 years ago
It didn't say it was your job

SameMan68 years ago
Teach it to people!

duffin_139 years ago
NO, JUST NO

EnchantingWhalegirl8 years ago
I like Candy Crush and all, but, I would rather program ROBLOX or Minecraft. And plus, spin offs SUCK!!!! Pretty much copy rights. #copyrightlaw. lol

stayAdragon8 years ago
(btw i do all 3 of them)
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