Whoever sleeps with you will have the best sex in their entire life
but
they can only tell people it was the worst sex they've ever had in their life
I will not


Maharid2 months ago
There is a problem, this do NOT say it need to be WITH YOU.

XeroArcher9 years ago
Husband: Don't tell anyone we had sex Wife: Sure...anything for the best! PROBLEM SOLVED! NAILED IT!

WarCriminal2 years ago
It’s been 8 years, it’s time for you to wake up. You children miss you Jonathan, you’ve been in a coma and they’re about to lose hope of pulling you out of it. Wake up Jon, wake up.
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PandaGamer4 years ago
they could just say it sarcastically lol

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago
They will know, and might come back, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Clefclark7 years ago
I like you picture
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plskillmelynzway9 years ago
not really much fuckin point telling people about ur sex life anyway so whats the downside

Quote9 years ago
Then they will not tell other people. Simple.

UnicornWaffle9 years ago
Just don't talk about it.....

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Abalanda Sullivan12 years ago
"Just our little secret . . ."

Finethenjeez6 years ago
I mean it"s not like I'm gonna get lucky anytime soon I'm abstinent by force my guy

Scorcher90999 years ago
not into it bye

Rief_en9 years ago
What the fuck...

Skuter9 years ago
K

MikeyCraft10 years ago
I'm not able to report a poll on the Windows Phone app... Can someone else please report this for me?

connornor8 years ago
If she said it was bad no one would want to do it with you. Problem solved.

Lancha Fabuloso12 years ago
I don't get laid that much, I can not have people saying that I'd never get laid again

pizzalover8 years ago
FUCK YES!!! SEX IS SOO GREAT

Dark_Raven979 years ago
have sex with everyeryone and no one will believe

KawiiGirlHarley9 years ago
Not all of us are 43 year old pervs

Rob4sian8 years ago
Yeah, some of us are 11 year old pervs.

Ronnoc5279 years ago
So sneak in models room they keep coming back.

cfrancisco254 years ago
I only date people that lie the best so no problem

Blood9 years ago
Still i can enjoy it ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°) ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Isontcareusername_TM7 years ago
I don't have to say crap

Big Moist9 years ago
But it's opposite day-_- Also it's wabbit season! :D

elephantalgorithms10 years ago
i'm engaged so

JacobStone8 years ago
They don't have to say anything

Darrylsim9 years ago
Honestly I don't care because if I had a good experience it doesn't matter what other people thing

GriffinDoge4208268 years ago
What if that person is the same sex as you? ULTRA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MLG_Noob99209 years ago
Im 13

The_Great_Sage7 years ago
None no one gives a shit none fucken twelvey
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Niggakiller2 months ago
Nothing changes?

Samantha Cortez12 years ago
new sex life

deadshrimpking9 years ago
They already do

Stefanlololo6 years ago
Who cares what they think? lol!

ProFeet9 years ago
Sarcasm

Jpn7 years ago
Guys this button won't actually affect anything about you unless you have sex with someone AFTER sleeping with them. Essentially you two have sex, sleep together, and then the next sex they have will be the greatest in their life.

haleeray139 years ago
Wow why would you do that though?

hetalia prussia10 years ago
Wtf im only 12 here people

Metar9 years ago
Okey

Jamie Lynn Layton12 years ago
BULL-SHIT

pizzalover8 years ago
My bf sleeps with me he SOO sexy I want SEX like that mmmmm yumm

thisistrue3 years ago
well. the first person will stick around do that"s perfectly fine

Amibear9 years ago
But one must not tell lies Delores

mark699 years ago
I dont give a fuck what people tell each other,i had the best seexx brah

Bearacade9 years ago
and the bad thing for me???

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Tell everyone we had horrible sex on Opposite Day

DrValken10 years ago
im 11, no downside sucker

JanaTheWolf8 years ago
Eh... NO?

cash54669 years ago
im, like, so no fucks given right now.

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
Doesn't matter; had sex

Trevor Valance12 years ago
they would do it anyway. bitches want me all for theyselves.
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