Whoever sleeps with you will have the best sex in their entire life
but
they can only tell people it was the worst sex they've ever had in their life
I will not

dhdhdjdvfchd 10 months ago
还有傲娇?🤑

Maharid 2 years ago
There is a problem, this do NOT say it need to be WITH YOU.

XeroArcher 11 years ago
Husband: Don't tell anyone we had sex Wife: Sure...anything for the best! PROBLEM SOLVED! NAILED IT!

WarCriminal 3 years ago
It’s been 8 years, it’s time for you to wake up. You children miss you Jonathan, you’ve been in a coma and they’re about to lose hope of pulling you out of it. Wake up Jon, wake up.
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Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago
They will know, and might come back, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Clefclark 8 years ago
I like you picture
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PandaGamer 6 years ago
they could just say it sarcastically lol

plskillmelynzway 10 years ago
not really much fuckin point telling people about ur sex life anyway so whats the downside

Quote 11 years ago
Then they will not tell other people. Simple.

UnicornWaffle 11 years ago
Just don't talk about it.....

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Abalanda Sullivan 13 years ago
"Just our little secret . . ."

JanaTheWolf 9 years ago
Eh... NO?

cash5466 11 years ago
im, like, so no fucks given right now.

DrValken 11 years ago
im 11, no downside sucker

Trevor Valance 13 years ago
they would do it anyway. bitches want me all for theyselves.

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
Doesn't matter; had sex

Foxy-chu 6 years ago
I’m to young

angelgarden37 11 years ago
They shouldn't be fn and telling anyway. That's childish

plazmafighter 10 years ago
and then she will say she was joking ha loophole

Mr. Stone 11 years ago
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Foxesarecool 9 years ago
I sleep alone

AlexBrown 9 years ago
I do too
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Nita Andrei 13 years ago
Worst sex or not,you can still get laid,there will be someone in this freaking world who would want to fuck with you,so yeah

spurius187 9 years ago
Don't tell then, you idiot!

buttnaked 11 years ago
Oops uuh oo hhnnhh

Rob4sian 10 years ago
My pillow can talk!?

SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago
but im 11 T-T i dont want this

Gauge 9 years ago
Why not
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DragonFireHeart 2 years ago
DRAGONS LAY EGGS...

Shadowfire204 11 years ago
They don't have to say anything

CBuiscuit 8 years ago
I"ve not dated a girl who already knew my past, nor do I go after ones close to ex"s. So that wouldn't matter to me.

Xablau Smith 10 years ago
Of course Yes who cant PRESS THIS BUTTON?

jarupasta 11 years ago
Ugh........

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Doesn't say they had sex with me. It says they WILL have the best sex. Just sleep with them- literally- and then they'll go out into the world and, eventually, they will have a nice night someday.

Jpn 9 years ago
Actually you could have sex w them, sleep w them, and the same thing happens.

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
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Cheeseman 9 years ago
Secret sex

neverknown 11 years ago
Why is this bad exactly?!

Asa_ssin 7 months ago
im alone so never person bed of me.because i am assassin👁🥷🏻

Bryan Foley 13 years ago
Only pick women who don't talk about their sex life. Done deal.

CoolBro5226 10 years ago
Nice

TuxedoGreymon 10 years ago
They'll be back. On their back.

Fun1Awesome2 11 years ago
it doesnt say you cant tell people that they are lying

Survival Toast 11 years ago
Having sex with people that can't talk

Sirbrus 12 years ago
that's ok....she'll be back

guyeatspuns 9 years ago
Lol

mpregtruther 2 years ago
bitch wife skyler

loldude8779 10 years ago
WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER

LeonShadowblade 10 years ago
Already the case I mean the con D:

DrPhoenixYT 7 years ago
They'll never talk about it

rrw 11 years ago
What if I don't say anything and let my GF tell everyone how great it was?

OnePunch 9 years ago
They'll say it sarcastically.

OtakuAnime_001 11 years ago
Well, at least I had fun.

TwentyOneNerds 9 years ago
IM A FUCKING ASEXUAL
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