Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

51870 (57%) 39657 (43%)

51870 (57%) people have pressed this button, while 39657 (43%) did not.

Whoever sleeps with you will have the best sex in their entire life

but

they can only tell people it was the worst sex they've ever had in their life

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Maharid2 months ago

There is a problem, this do NOT say it need to be WITH YOU.

XeroArcher9 years ago

Husband: Don't tell anyone we had sex Wife: Sure...anything for the best! PROBLEM SOLVED! NAILED IT!

WarCriminal2 years ago

It’s been 8 years, it’s time for you to wake up. You children miss you Jonathan, you’ve been in a coma and they’re about to lose hope of pulling you out of it. Wake up Jon, wake up.

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PandaGamer4 years ago

they could just say it sarcastically lol

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

They will know, and might come back, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Clefclark7 years ago

I like you picture

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plskillmelynzway9 years ago

not really much fuckin point telling people about ur sex life anyway so whats the downside

Quote9 years ago

Then they will not tell other people. Simple.

UnicornWaffle9 years ago

Just don't talk about it.....

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Abalanda Sullivan12 years ago

"Just our little secret . . ."

TuxedoGreymon9 years ago

They'll be back. On their back.

Fun1Awesome29 years ago

it doesnt say you cant tell people that they are lying

Survival Toast9 years ago

Having sex with people that can't talk

Sirbrus11 years ago

that's ok....she'll be back

guyeatspuns8 years ago

Lol

mpregtruther3 months ago

bitch wife skyler

loldude87798 years ago

WHY THE HELL WOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER

LeonShadowblade9 years ago

Already the case I mean the con D:

DrPhoenixYT6 years ago

They'll never talk about it

OtakuAnime_0019 years ago

Well, at least I had fun.

rrw10 years ago

What if I don't say anything and let my GF tell everyone how great it was?

OnePunch8 years ago

They'll say it sarcastically.

TwentyOneNerds8 years ago

IM A FUCKING ASEXUAL

Normal Joe9 years ago

Don't tell people then

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

What If I invite my dude friends over for a sleepover?! I'M NOT GAY!!!

SirsKitten9 years ago

My friend said her ex was a terrible lay......he was amazing shes a liar sooooo saaame shit

flzzzzy_4 years ago

just... don't tell anyone????

lpslife239 years ago

Like i said i am 10 i dont want any sex in my life right now

Big Moist9 years ago

Even Thomas Edison had to Jack off a horse before he invented the lightbulb!

gennerx9 years ago

.........and I still die a virgin so this had no effect.

ZaneFlare11 years ago

ask them to keep it our secret

kircial9 years ago

46 % no, what is your problem ? you don't want to please your partner and just want a reputation ??? I don't understand

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at least i am happy

DollyZombie8 years ago

If i don't have sex nobody will tell - Solved

Finethenjeez6 years ago

I mean it"s not like I'm gonna get lucky anytime soon I'm abstinent by force my guy

Scorcher90999 years ago

not into it bye

Rief_en9 years ago

What the fuck...

Skuter9 years ago

K

MikeyCraft10 years ago

I'm not able to report a poll on the Windows Phone app... Can someone else please report this for me?

connornor8 years ago

If she said it was bad no one would want to do it with you. Problem solved.

Lancha Fabuloso12 years ago

I don't get laid that much, I can not have people saying that I'd never get laid again

pizzalover8 years ago

FUCK YES!!! SEX IS SOO GREAT

Dark_Raven979 years ago

have sex with everyeryone and no one will believe

KawiiGirlHarley9 years ago

Not all of us are 43 year old pervs

Rob4sian8 years ago

Yeah, some of us are 11 year old pervs.

Ronnoc5279 years ago

So sneak in models room they keep coming back.

cfrancisco254 years ago

I only date people that lie the best so no problem

Blood9 years ago

Still i can enjoy it ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Isontcareusername_TM7 years ago

I don't have to say crap

Big Moist9 years ago

But it's opposite day-_- Also it's wabbit season! :D

JacobStone8 years ago

They don't have to say anything

Darrylsim9 years ago

Honestly I don't care because if I had a good experience it doesn't matter what other people thing

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