You invent a sustainable source of energy that solves the world's energy problems for 1000 years.
but
You will never find love and your friends will slowly drift away from you.
I will not


TheHappyTyranid7 years ago
"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer7 years ago
Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla8 years ago
Then they are not friends...

Deathstroke is better9 years ago
Fuck friends, save the planet

Kimmy Connell12 years ago
The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
The universe is held by logic"s glue
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Nova_Fox8 years ago
Friends? what friends? *Nervous laughter*

Kittenlover1018 years ago
NEVER NOT MY FRIEN- oh wait I don't have any.

TheIronKing9 years ago
If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin9 years ago
Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky8 years ago
No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Alex Sanford12 years ago
Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago
Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy
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Joshua Tonkin12 years ago
if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky8 years ago
You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away
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Damian Grager12 years ago
What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun1145142 years ago
To the point, to the point, to the point
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SusPECTAMONGUSSS4 years ago
why

krillin_senpai10 years ago
lol selfish mode ACTIVATE!

Slimeboy8 years ago
Today I found out I'm a jerk

XBrendonLeeX9 years ago
1000 Years Isn't That Long If It Could Be A Gateway To Other Inventions Then Yeah I'd Do It

winterxhawk8 years ago
My friends are already sort of drifting away from me.

Killianglenney6 years ago
I have no friends heck i dont have anyone to love so *click* *KABOOM* it did not say it will blow me up if i press this

Voltricon10 years ago
All those people who hit no...are selfish twats. Think of the video games man.

allysaurus9 years ago
ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

GenocidalFlower7 years ago
SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Shadow Hole9 years ago
Yeee..... That's what happened in my real life so who cares....

Kikaio10 years ago
soo, i resolve world's energy problems and my life stays the same?

WeirdGuy2689 years ago
I don't have any friends, pff

zboy17753 years ago
nothing would change except 1000 years of energy /j

Khatkar8 years ago
For Humanity

i_have_panda_eyes9 years ago
There's porn for a reason so....

Gnunut5 years ago
Makes it easier to do my dreams.

Skalala10 years ago
You might not be able to find love but just imagine all the people who could live full and happy lives without having to worry about fuel or energy. I think it's worth it.

dolphinlover6099 years ago
sorry world but me want friends (even though i'm a loner)

LotsofLokilove7 years ago
How can a renewable energy source last for only 1000 years??!!

JohnPariah11 years ago
sacrifice

zachintosh9 years ago
1. get money from invention 2. buy friends a love 3. profit

Yayoi Neko12 years ago
The Earth is more important than friends who would drift away eventually anyway, and I already know I will not find luv.

Skiy Byron 9 years ago
They are my love's so no

Schmucklehed6 months ago
But I've already found love :3

Mr Button-Clicker10 years ago
nothing? no one praises me for solving their problems? no love at all?

Amber_The_Femboy4 years ago
So basically me now but with the benefits

Awesomewiseman9910 years ago
I'm good without making tons of money because friends are forever HAHAHA JUST KIDING!!!!!

CXOW_MOO8 years ago
I don't have friends

Littlerobber6 years ago
This is already happening so it"s fine

Edrikka10 years ago
Jeez, look at all the people saying that yes was right. Have fun dying alone.

NickMasterYTgaming8 years ago
Lies

Enderknight779 years ago
I DON'T NEED FREINDS

Pdhoot479 years ago
I would accept when i turn 69 i wouldnt need girls all i could do then are wet farts

allysaurus9 years ago
ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

Lazers7 years ago
Ummm we already have that it"s called nuclear energy lol

Mads Jacobsen12 years ago
Why is the consequence so often something with "no love, no friends", completely unrelated to the benefit?

fahmi4869last year
I don't find love. The love finds me. So it's a win-win

Julia Broerman10 years ago
A word i call sacrafice

PokemonMaster489 years ago
Heck no!
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