Will You Press The Button?

john_hitler 9 months ago

so no downside and free generator?

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago

The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

The universe is held by logic"s glue

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TheHappyTyranid 9 years ago

"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla 9 years ago

Then they are not friends...

TheIronKing 10 years ago

If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky 10 years ago

No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

Fuck friends, save the planet

Alex Sanford 13 years ago

Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago

Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy

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Joshua Tonkin 13 years ago

if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky 10 years ago

You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away

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Damian Grager 13 years ago

What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun114514 3 years ago

To the point, to the point, to the point

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yuyuu 10 years ago

Borgers are good

Threeturnip2268 4 years ago

That"s what happens with friends and also I want to be single

my username 11 years ago

my god soo dark

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

NEVER NOT MY FRIEN- oh wait I don't have any.

AsuraShun 7 years ago

You don't have to find something you already found

Mario Mario 11 years ago

Ouch

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago

I'm single, and I can always make new friends, so... simple loophole.

Madame Kagamine 11 years ago

I'm not suffering just so I can stop what every human has helped cause. XD

Goonter 11 years ago

Rather have friends than solving electricity.

Creeperkiller2000 8 years ago

You say that like the second effect doesn't already happened

sam4184 12 years ago

friends? i have a 1000 year battery life on my computer to get to

BOSs48 2 years ago

no downside

TRex 11 years ago

Leave it up to the scientists

ValerieParker 9 years ago

My friends have already drifted away from me. But, not worth it. The only thing that keeps me going is hope.

Tadas KaÅ¾imikaitis 13 years ago

It's like peopole don't care that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

Jaeger 10 years ago

im already alone and without a GF, so i see no catch here ,also what kimmy connell said

Slimeboy 9 years ago

Today I found out I'm a jerk

XBrendonLeeX 10 years ago

1000 Years Isn't That Long If It Could Be A Gateway To Other Inventions Then Yeah I'd Do It

SusPECTAMONGUSSS 5 years ago

why

krillin_senpai 11 years ago

lol selfish mode ACTIVATE!

Killianglenney 7 years ago

I have no friends heck i dont have anyone to love so *click* *KABOOM* it did not say it will blow me up if i press this

Voltricon 11 years ago

All those people who hit no...are selfish twats. Think of the video games man.

winterxhawk 10 years ago

My friends are already sort of drifting away from me.

GenocidalFlower 8 years ago

SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Shadow Hole 10 years ago

Yeee..... That's what happened in my real life so who cares....

allysaurus 11 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

WeirdGuy268 10 years ago

I don't have any friends, pff

zboy1775 4 years ago

nothing would change except 1000 years of energy /j

Kikaio 11 years ago

soo, i resolve world's energy problems and my life stays the same?

Gnunut 6 years ago

Makes it easier to do my dreams.

Skalala 11 years ago

You might not be able to find love but just imagine all the people who could live full and happy lives without having to worry about fuel or energy. I think it's worth it.

Khatkar 10 years ago

For Humanity

i_have_panda_eyes 11 years ago

There's porn for a reason so....

JohnPariah 12 years ago

sacrifice

zachintosh 10 years ago

1. get money from invention 2. buy friends a love 3. profit

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

sorry world but me want friends (even though i'm a loner)

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

How can a renewable energy source last for only 1000 years??!!

Skiy Byron 10 years ago

They are my love's so no

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

But I've already found love :3

Mr Button-Clicker 11 years ago

nothing? no one praises me for solving their problems? no love at all?

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