Will You Press The Button?

john_hitler 8 months ago

so no downside and free generator?

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago

The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

The universe is held by logic"s glue

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TheHappyTyranid 9 years ago

"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla 9 years ago

Then they are not friends...

TheIronKing 10 years ago

If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky 10 years ago

No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

Fuck friends, save the planet

Alex Sanford 13 years ago

Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago

Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy

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Joshua Tonkin 13 years ago

if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky 10 years ago

You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away

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Damian Grager 13 years ago

What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun114514 3 years ago

To the point, to the point, to the point

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Shadow Hole 10 years ago

Yeee..... That's what happened in my real life so who cares....

allysaurus 11 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

GenocidalFlower 8 years ago

SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

zboy1775 4 years ago

nothing would change except 1000 years of energy /j

Kikaio 11 years ago

soo, i resolve world's energy problems and my life stays the same?

WeirdGuy268 10 years ago

I don't have any friends, pff

Khatkar 9 years ago

For Humanity

i_have_panda_eyes 11 years ago

There's porn for a reason so....

Gnunut 6 years ago

Makes it easier to do my dreams.

Skalala 11 years ago

You might not be able to find love but just imagine all the people who could live full and happy lives without having to worry about fuel or energy. I think it's worth it.

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

sorry world but me want friends (even though i'm a loner)

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

How can a renewable energy source last for only 1000 years??!!

JohnPariah 12 years ago

sacrifice

zachintosh 10 years ago

1. get money from invention 2. buy friends a love 3. profit

Yayoi Neko 13 years ago

The Earth is more important than friends who would drift away eventually anyway, and I already know I will not find luv.

Skiy Byron 10 years ago

They are my love's so no

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

But I've already found love :3

Mr Button-Clicker 11 years ago

nothing? no one praises me for solving their problems? no love at all?

Amber_The_Femboy 5 years ago

So basically me now but with the benefits

Awesomewiseman99 11 years ago

I'm good without making tons of money because friends are forever HAHAHA JUST KIDING!!!!!

CXOW_MOO 9 years ago

I don't have friends

Littlerobber 7 years ago

This is already happening so it"s fine

Edrikka 11 years ago

Jeez, look at all the people saying that yes was right. Have fun dying alone.

NickMasterYTgaming 10 years ago

Lies

Enderknight77 11 years ago

I DON'T NEED FREINDS

Pdhoot47 10 years ago

I would accept when i turn 69 i wouldnt need girls all i could do then are wet farts

allysaurus 11 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

Lazers 8 years ago

Ummm we already have that it"s called nuclear energy lol

Mads Jacobsen 13 years ago

Why is the consequence so often something with "no love, no friends", completely unrelated to the benefit?

fahmi4869 3 years ago

I don't find love. The love finds me. So it's a win-win

Julia Broerman 11 years ago

A word i call sacrafice

Nova_Fox 9 years ago

Friends? what friends? *Nervous laughter*

PokemonMaster48 10 years ago

Heck no!

M1ke-Oxb1g 9 years ago

So basically the premise of the movie Flubber? Before everything works out.

Another Lesson In Hate 10 years ago

90% of my friends have moved away from me anyway.

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Me, knowing that if at least 1 person pressed the button, then they will solve this problem and i dont have to press this

SunsetRedRobots 11 years ago

Smash. Just saying.

Gizmo the God 11 years ago

I don't need friends. I got family.

MJ777 8 years ago

So the world’s good in a thousand years and nothing else changes

EnlightenedMiddleC 12 years ago

So? Friends? I don't need friends. I'll take that power source and build an empire of demi-human androids and become the Absolute Dictator of the world for 1000 years before getting killed by a little farm boy who trained for several years for the purpose ... [Show full comment]

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