Will You Press The Button?

TheHappyTyranid7 years ago

"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer7 years ago

Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla8 years ago

Then they are not friends...

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

Fuck friends, save the planet

Kimmy Connell12 years ago

The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

The universe is held by logic"s glue

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Nova_Fox8 years ago

Friends? what friends? *Nervous laughter*

Kittenlover1018 years ago

NEVER NOT MY FRIEN- oh wait I don't have any.

TheIronKing8 years ago

If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin9 years ago

Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky8 years ago

No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Alex Sanford12 years ago

Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy

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Joshua Tonkin12 years ago

if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky8 years ago

You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away

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Damian Grager12 years ago

What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun1145142 years ago

To the point, to the point, to the point

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akuma0148 years ago

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Sergio Torresio9 years ago

Slowly your mind would deteriorate and you'd go mad, but if you already have a wife who bears the fruit of you wouldn't you want him/her to live longer

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

I clicked yes.

buttonmasher10 years ago

no friends, no problems.

allysaurus9 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

Madame Kagamine9 years ago

That's not how it works...

WaterFlame927 years ago

This is already me

Neko Nya12 years ago

I'd rather save the world then have friends, honestly. As stated by Kimmy below me, The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... Plus it doesn't say you'll be hated by the world Just no one will love you Its not like the world hates you They just don't love you~

BlazeMaze459 years ago

It's fine becoming a girl

yuyuu9 years ago

Borgers are good

Threeturnip22682 years ago

That"s what happens with friends and also I want to be single

my username9 years ago

my god soo dark

Madame Kagamine9 years ago

I'm not suffering just so I can stop what every human has helped cause. XD

AsuraShun5 years ago

You don't have to find something you already found

Mario Mario9 years ago

Ouch

EpicDragon68798 years ago

I'm single, and I can always make new friends, so... simple loophole.

Creeperkiller20007 years ago

You say that like the second effect doesn't already happened

sam418411 years ago

friends? i have a 1000 year battery life on my computer to get to

Goonter9 years ago

Rather have friends than solving electricity.

Jaeger9 years ago

im already alone and without a GF, so i see no catch here ,also what kimmy connell said

BOSs485 months ago

no downside

TRex9 years ago

Leave it up to the scientists

ValerieParker7 years ago

My friends have already drifted away from me. But, not worth it. The only thing that keeps me going is hope.

Tadas KaÅ¾imikaitis12 years ago

It's like peopole don't care that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

SusPECTAMONGUSSS4 years ago

why

krillin_senpai9 years ago

lol selfish mode ACTIVATE!

Slimeboy8 years ago

Today I found out I'm a jerk

XBrendonLeeX9 years ago

1000 Years Isn't That Long If It Could Be A Gateway To Other Inventions Then Yeah I'd Do It

winterxhawk8 years ago

My friends are already sort of drifting away from me.

Killianglenney6 years ago

I have no friends heck i dont have anyone to love so *click* *KABOOM* it did not say it will blow me up if i press this

Voltricon10 years ago

All those people who hit no...are selfish twats. Think of the video games man.

allysaurus9 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

GenocidalFlower7 years ago

SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Shadow Hole9 years ago

Yeee..... That's what happened in my real life so who cares....

WeirdGuy2689 years ago

I don't have any friends, pff

zboy17752 years ago

nothing would change except 1000 years of energy /j

Kikaio9 years ago

soo, i resolve world's energy problems and my life stays the same?

i_have_panda_eyes9 years ago

There's porn for a reason so....

Gnunut5 years ago

Makes it easier to do my dreams.

Skalala9 years ago

You might not be able to find love but just imagine all the people who could live full and happy lives without having to worry about fuel or energy. I think it's worth it.

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