Will You Press The Button?

TheHappyTyranid7 years ago

"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer7 years ago

Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla8 years ago

Then they are not friends...

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

Fuck friends, save the planet

Kimmy Connell12 years ago

The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

The universe is held by logic"s glue

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Nova_Fox8 years ago

Friends? what friends? *Nervous laughter*

Kittenlover1018 years ago

NEVER NOT MY FRIEN- oh wait I don't have any.

TheIronKing8 years ago

If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin9 years ago

Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky8 years ago

No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Alex Sanford12 years ago

Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy

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Joshua Tonkin12 years ago

if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky8 years ago

You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away

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Damian Grager12 years ago

What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun1145142 years ago

To the point, to the point, to the point

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You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago

The downside basically says describes most people"s lives go after school

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

Nope, I would rather have an enjoyable life, rather then have something we don't necessarily need...

TacticalBacon4209 years ago

What happens after 1000 years?

garbarius9 years ago

Better than war

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Pretty much my life now.

better_dogpond1211 months ago

Save the planet.. But Jawsh won't be my friend..

Fray9 years ago

This website has an alarming fetish for introverts.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon7 years ago

Taking one for the team!

Cjboy4 years ago

Earth need to get some rest mann

NicoNoches9 years ago

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Mirkieblut8 years ago

The downside set to this is howi feel about my life already so.. why not.

Deathgun9 years ago

No downside nothing will really change

Nathan_k8 years ago

Downside????

ImTheMango9 years ago

That's badass

ShiroHairedEyeCandy6 years ago

Eh I'll just kill myself

picklehead19410 years ago

i dont have any friends so yeah! i also dont want to get married

Mistress Toucha9 years ago

A classic sacrifice yourself for the many question

Alycat1047 years ago

that"s already happening lmao :")

not kyurem9 years ago

screw other people

AwesomeBotMC9 years ago

Take one for the team, I guess.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

The downside is my life already.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Look at my comment somewhere above you.

Thanos. The. Destroyer9 years ago

I will sacrifice myself

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

I just realized that if Chairman Rose was antisocial, then this would be exactly what happened. Then again, seeing comments here from over six years ago makes me think this wasn’t a reference to Gen 8.

Johnytoucan8 years ago

Im a selfish asshole and proud

CaptinGamer9 years ago

Just get new friends

DaddyHitler5 years ago

Nah bruh. Im selfish.

oldnotweak10 years ago

friends already drift away from me and ive been done with love for a long time.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

What friends? I have no friends. LOOPHOLE

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago

no love??

Astro Dime11 years ago

Friends, what friends... Win for society

casswan68 years ago

Hermits United

Pizzasavage03297 years ago

Still got family

KillerPumpkin 9 years ago

a sustainable source of energy only lasts 1000 years.... What? a sustainable source that is finite, it makes no sense

xspq10 months ago

在中国爱情和朋友都需要金钱 😭

RadcialCatIrma9 years ago

i dont wanna be lonely.. the thought of loneliness scares the crap out of me

CRAFTBHOY249 years ago

You might've already found love

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE4 years ago

Too bad it has already happened.

rex12299 years ago

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Jcs048 years ago

That happens in life anyway

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