Will You Press The Button?

TheHappyTyranid7 years ago

"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer7 years ago

Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla8 years ago

Then they are not friends...

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

Fuck friends, save the planet

Kimmy Connell12 years ago

The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

The universe is held by logic"s glue

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Nova_Fox8 years ago

Friends? what friends? *Nervous laughter*

Kittenlover1018 years ago

NEVER NOT MY FRIEN- oh wait I don't have any.

TheIronKing8 years ago

If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin9 years ago

Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky8 years ago

No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Alex Sanford12 years ago

Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy

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Joshua Tonkin12 years ago

if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky8 years ago

You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away

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Damian Grager12 years ago

What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun1145142 years ago

To the point, to the point, to the point

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allysaurus9 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

GenocidalFlower7 years ago

SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Shadow Hole9 years ago

Yeee..... That's what happened in my real life so who cares....

WeirdGuy2689 years ago

I don't have any friends, pff

zboy17752 years ago

nothing would change except 1000 years of energy /j

Kikaio9 years ago

soo, i resolve world's energy problems and my life stays the same?

i_have_panda_eyes9 years ago

There's porn for a reason so....

Gnunut5 years ago

Makes it easier to do my dreams.

Skalala9 years ago

You might not be able to find love but just imagine all the people who could live full and happy lives without having to worry about fuel or energy. I think it's worth it.

Khatkar8 years ago

For Humanity

LotsofLokilove7 years ago

How can a renewable energy source last for only 1000 years??!!

JohnPariah10 years ago

sacrifice

zachintosh8 years ago

1. get money from invention 2. buy friends a love 3. profit

dolphinlover6099 years ago

sorry world but me want friends (even though i'm a loner)

Skiy Byron 9 years ago

They are my love's so no

Schmucklehed3 months ago

But I've already found love :3

Mr Button-Clicker9 years ago

nothing? no one praises me for solving their problems? no love at all?

Yayoi Neko12 years ago

The Earth is more important than friends who would drift away eventually anyway, and I already know I will not find luv.

Amber_The_Femboy3 years ago

So basically me now but with the benefits

Awesomewiseman999 years ago

I'm good without making tons of money because friends are forever HAHAHA JUST KIDING!!!!!

CXOW_MOO8 years ago

I don't have friends

NickMasterYTgaming8 years ago

Lies

Enderknight779 years ago

I DON'T NEED FREINDS

Littlerobber6 years ago

This is already happening so it"s fine

Edrikka10 years ago

Jeez, look at all the people saying that yes was right. Have fun dying alone.

allysaurus9 years ago

ILL JUST BECOME A YANDERE

Lazers7 years ago

Ummm we already have that it"s called nuclear energy lol

Mads Jacobsen12 years ago

Why is the consequence so often something with "no love, no friends", completely unrelated to the benefit?

Pdhoot479 years ago

I would accept when i turn 69 i wouldnt need girls all i could do then are wet farts

PokemonMaster489 years ago

Heck no!

fahmi4869last year

I don't find love. The love finds me. So it's a win-win

Julia Broerman9 years ago

A word i call sacrafice

Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago

90% of my friends have moved away from me anyway.

TheOOOF4 years ago

Me, knowing that if at least 1 person pressed the button, then they will solve this problem and i dont have to press this

SunsetRedRobots9 years ago

Smash. Just saying.

M1ke-Oxb1g8 years ago

So basically the premise of the movie Flubber? Before everything works out.

MJ7777 years ago

So the world’s good in a thousand years and nothing else changes

EnlightenedMiddleC10 years ago

So? Friends? I don't need friends. I'll take that power source and build an empire of demi-human androids and become the Absolute Dictator of the world for 1000 years before getting killed by a little farm boy who trained for several years for the purpose ...[Show full comment]

Nisshoku8 years ago

That"s going to happen, anyways.

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