Will You Press The Button?

john_hitler 8 months ago

so no downside and free generator?

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago

The needs of the meany outweigh the needs of the few.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

The universe is held by logic"s glue

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TheHappyTyranid 9 years ago

"I'm doctor Samuel Hayden, the head of this facility." I swear I would be him all the way.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Fuck yeah, DOOM

God1zilla 9 years ago

Then they are not friends...

TheIronKing 10 years ago

If they leave you because of that they aren't your friends just people wearing the guise of one

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

Wouldnt i get rich?

Tricky 10 years ago

No, they probably would only recognize your invention after you died

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

Fuck friends, save the planet

Alex Sanford 13 years ago

Maybe I'm selfish, but I wouldn't care if the world continued living if everyone hated me and I killed myself. I'd want the world to end, honestly.

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago

Ok can someone lock this man in jail forever? He isn't happy so he doesn't want anyone else to be happy

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Joshua Tonkin 13 years ago

if I could possibly find a way to build such a thing, don't you think I'd build friends in the process?

Tricky 10 years ago

You would be so into your research that you wouldnt have time for your friends, thus they slowly drift away

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Damian Grager 13 years ago

What friends? What love? I would rather the world survive another 1000 years than have love and friends

ikun114514 3 years ago

To the point, to the point, to the point

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You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

The downside basically says describes most people"s lives go after school

Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago

Nope, I would rather have an enjoyable life, rather then have something we don't necessarily need...

TacticalBacon420 10 years ago

What happens after 1000 years?

garbarius 11 years ago

Better than war

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Pretty much my life now.

better_dogpond12 2 years ago

Save the planet.. But Jawsh won't be my friend..

Fray 11 years ago

This website has an alarming fetish for introverts.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon 9 years ago

Taking one for the team!

Cjboy 6 years ago

Earth need to get some rest mann

NicoNoches 11 years ago

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Mirkieblut 9 years ago

The downside set to this is howi feel about my life already so.. why not.

Deathgun 10 years ago

No downside nothing will really change

Nathan_k 10 years ago

Downside????

ImTheMango 11 years ago

That's badass

ShiroHairedEyeCandy 8 years ago

Eh I'll just kill myself

picklehead194 12 years ago

i dont have any friends so yeah! i also dont want to get married

Mistress Toucha 11 years ago

A classic sacrifice yourself for the many question

Alycat104 8 years ago

that"s already happening lmao :")

not kyurem 10 years ago

screw other people

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

The downside is my life already.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Look at my comment somewhere above you.

Thanos. The. Destroyer 10 years ago

I will sacrifice myself

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I just realized that if Chairman Rose was antisocial, then this would be exactly what happened. Then again, seeing comments here from over six years ago makes me think this wasn’t a reference to Gen 8.

AwesomeBotMC 11 years ago

Take one for the team, I guess.

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

Just get new friends

DaddyHitler 7 years ago

Nah bruh. Im selfish.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

friends already drift away from me and ive been done with love for a long time.

Johnytoucan 10 years ago

Im a selfish asshole and proud

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago

no love??

Astro Dime 12 years ago

Friends, what friends... Win for society

casswan6 10 years ago

Hermits United

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

What friends? I have no friends. LOOPHOLE

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago

a sustainable source of energy only lasts 1000 years.... What? a sustainable source that is finite, it makes no sense

xspq 2 years ago

在中国爱情和朋友都需要金钱 😭

RadcialCatIrma 11 years ago

i dont wanna be lonely.. the thought of loneliness scares the crap out of me

Pizzasavage0329 9 years ago

Still got family

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 6 years ago

Too bad it has already happened.

rex1229 11 years ago

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Jcs04 9 years ago

That happens in life anyway

CRAFTBHOY24 10 years ago

You might've already found love

buttonmasher 12 years ago

no friends, no problems.

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