Will You Press The Button?

You can absorb all the knowledge of a book just by touching it

but

You get a migrane every day

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Skullvik9 years ago

pain killers FTW

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago

Doesn't say how long it lasts... 1 second migraine? I'll take that as a downside any day!!!

Vysair7 years ago

random maybe, it could be a year

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andreithepotatoman3 years ago

I"ve had migraines for 6 months. Its not that bad.

Valery1539 years ago

i already get a migraine every day :)

KatCat7 years ago

Touches all of her books for studying Japanese *gets a migrane for 2 milliseconds*

Michael Lorenzo Robbins12 years ago

To the Library of Congress!

RemixQueen4 years ago

Yes.

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Robert Lekay12 years ago

Already get a migraine everyday! LOOPHOLE!

LandonWilliams7 years ago

Me too

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Kyle Freeman12 years ago

this is worth it if ur in college

Zuzume Lolitian12 years ago

?? I've never had a migraine before, so I wouldn't know I was having one.

KenWasHere218 years ago

It"s like a really bad headache

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xXTehEpicAmpharosXx10 years ago

I mean, I get migranes a day, I dont want to get DOUBLE migranes!

BossLoky9 years ago

Take pain killers do sent say you can't get rid of the migrane

Mike Robert Drew12 years ago

touch lottery tickets = GENIUS MILLIONARE = get shit for the migrains <3

warmcuddles9 years ago

i already get migranes every day

hatgirl52529 years ago

Okay, I'll take it. There's medicine for a reason and my pain tolerance is one of the highest I can think of.

Maggie Kelley12 years ago

already do

deicidiumlast year

I already know everything, I don't need migraines on top of my burden

Sponska9 years ago

If I absorbed a few thousand medicine books, I could probably find a cure for my migrane

ValerieParker7 years ago

I get a migraine, everyday!

MrDarkboy201010 years ago

If i know the entire book just by toughing it what will i do when i'm Bored?

Maypaws4 years ago

I hope that means I can still choose to read it myself; I would hate to know every word in that new novel I bought just by touching it for a second, y"know? Loses all the surprise and stuff.

Tigershark901723 years ago

good point

Smearypatch 9 years ago

How could you ever be wrong again?! Fuck the pain!

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

Already get a migrane everyday

trinitay10 years ago

Me: absorbs books on getting rid of migraines

RainBro9 years ago

No no no no no no! NO! Migraines are evil incarnate.

Stonewolf178 years ago

I have a migraine thanks God it"s Friday.

I_need_a_name8 years ago

Cus Fridays will always be better than Sundays

Austin Houck12 years ago

What if the book is Twilight and there's no knowledge in the first place?

burnt dj9 years ago

for me a migrane is were you get sick for a day but your eyes really f***ing hurt

Beebop916 years ago

Just take painkillers🤓😂😂

pibblepro10 years ago

migraines can be in varying degrees of pain so no worries

furryChixuan.CHINA4 months ago

河南人需要这个，我一天要背一篇很长的文言文

FoxyFeeferson9 years ago

Ah! Migrains! No!

Shadowslayer1727 years ago

Well I get them every day as it is so yeah

Bj0knae10 years ago

#WURF

VertyxxC9 years ago

I could get it at night when I am sleeping

Huehue9 years ago

Or vice versa

Rachael Gibson12 years ago

Anyone who says this is worth it has clearly never had an actual migraine before

idkshouldi7 years ago

TO MY MOTHER ;(

Kookeekwisp10 years ago

-facepalm-

defrostu9 years ago

I like reading anyway

Merissa Bryce12 years ago

Knowledge of how to get rid of migraines included.

Lala12809 years ago

I can take Tylenol

pinkb33sT9 years ago

Wait what about reading how to cure migranes

threewithten5 years ago

Touch all the encyclopedias

DavidCruz8 years ago

I already do might as well get something good from it

Calista11 years ago

Migraines can easily last longer than it would take me to read a book...

SCARLETT-V7 years ago

I already get migraines every day. Also it did not say how bad they were

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Well the human brain can only take so much information at once so it makes sense if you get a migrane every day

silverwolf139 years ago

I dont touch books o this doesnt work for me

Carlos_999 years ago

Well I'm already used to it, so fuck

KyoZero9 years ago

Worth

Morgan Geddes12 years ago

Painkillers!

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