Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.
Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.
Bossitronio20148 years ago
True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!
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2TrucksHavingSex69697 years ago
You can be 1 nanometer off the ground
Buttonpresser3147 years ago
Nice username bud
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Sasusaku8 years ago
You cant land but u can crash
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ASAEDRIS8 years ago
why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands
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the117doctor8 years ago
I could look like I'm skating...up a building
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Adelina9 years ago
All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.
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CherryBombPoP7 years ago
“How do you sleep at night?”
Floating above THE WORLD
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Rikki43287 years ago
why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"
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Reallynono7 years ago
I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!
23lindsaam5 years ago
Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.
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IOwn3ComaOboes8 years ago
I can just hover a slightly off the ground.
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DasJoosh8 years ago
Why the hell would you want to land?
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The_w0lf_of_f1re8 years ago
Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground
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AriT3218 years ago
cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?
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JKx9 years ago
I will just hover like Raven so im cool
Kittenlover1017 years ago
Right. Cool.
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SBURBIAN9 years ago
Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit
Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground
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Kalle Mohammad Aloui12 years ago
Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.
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Areyou Mymummy12 years ago
what
that is not a problem
that is not a bad thing
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Jack Vitz12 years ago
Marcy just floats.
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Takuya Gurobu12 years ago
Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD
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DenGC5 years ago
I can, I don't have to, or I could just stay one millimeter from the ground
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Sasusaku8 years ago
You cant land but you can chrash
Buttonpresser3147 years ago
No you can't.
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dudef12010 years ago
Levitation
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Zacattac8 years ago
good thing i wear shoes and never touch the ground anyways theres always space between the particles of everything. SCIENCE B$%@^ES
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Josh Eastham12 years ago
That's cool but even hovering looks a bit gay, standing looks awesome. Flying would be so helpful though, I'd get tiny weak legs if I hovered everywhere.
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Superman747738 years ago
I gonna fly like 000000000000000000000000000,1 nanometer over the ground to anybody not see me flying
Superman747738 years ago
Or can i wear boots
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dd102310 years ago
just fly really close to the ground and they never said i couldnt use my power to hover
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Sanara9 years ago
Okay so I just levitate somewhere above the ground then if I need to rest. Doesn't say I cant stay in one spot
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Filip Koteras12 years ago
Don't care any more about sitting on the toilet in public!
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Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago
Hover a speck off of the ground
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Rayenj9 years ago
En français stp
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Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
Hover a millimeter off the ground and never get tired
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BlakeAlexanderSchreiner7 years ago
Hover over the ground
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Micah Scarry9 years ago
Just be the slightest distance of the ground
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Dewyu45610 years ago
no downside
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MrLoomis4210 years ago
The downside is, you will never be able to use your legs, touch the ground, walk, run, skate, jump, swim, dance, anything. And how will flying benefit you in the long-term?
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