Will You Press The Button?

You will find a $100 bill on the ground.

but

You will miss an opportunity to get laid tonight.

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PoTaatolast year

Jokes on you, I don't wanna get laid. I'll take a free $100 dollars

anonymooose12 months ago

Just use the money to buy a women to bet laid with 😎 like a bowss

TBV-M11 months ago

was this comment made 25 days ago or 12 years ago

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

I'm 12. I don't want to get laid tonight.

thebestmarshmallow12 months ago

youre 21 now. wanna have a beer and talk about it?

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MY ACCOUNT9 years ago

*Asexuals and demise duals run away laughing with money*

Lucario99063 years ago

demise duals

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Javongod3 years ago

No one care about laid any it all about the money 💰 baby 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

greyassasain9 years ago

I'm freaking nine years old no one's gonna lay me.

Blazeheart27 years ago

Yep

MNITIMMY9 years ago

And what if I don't press the button? It's not like I was getting laid anyway.

xSirSwagzALotx9 years ago

And? I'm 14.

Lucario99063 years ago

same

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FredBearGold8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I WONT GET LAID EITHER WAY!!! =/

Condi7 years ago

Neither will I

Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Well hell I don't get laid anyways at least I get $100.

JuiceFrog4 years ago

and i wouldnt know...you see

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speedrunner9 years ago

I am a 13 year old child i really do not think i would even like anything like that till i am 28

Dinopack118 years ago

Shit worded that wrong but i think you get my point

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XanMan039 years ago

I'm under age so I can't get laid

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

little young. and its best to wait for someone you actually love.

Rikki43287 years ago

im twelve. #beatingthesystem.

loophole068 years ago

I am ten this in no way affects my lifestyle it is a huge win win.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Nova_Fox8 years ago

what if you"re female?

Oldnotweak...again7 years ago

no diff

Koifish9 years ago

I AM ONLY 12!!!

Korosu_Mushroom9 years ago

Im twelve so i dont mind Missing out on that opportunity

swaggermacswagster9 years ago

im 10 sooooo

Rainbow Brick9 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend anyway.. I'm forever alone

IDKAnyMore9 years ago

I'm not hiring laid tonight so I dont mind

Razor9 years ago

I'm 13 so that would really happen anyway.

emronimasepp9 years ago

Exactly. Take the money and get a new vieo game or whatever you want

Thomas Clarke12 years ago

so basically im a reverse prostatute

Josh Brown12 years ago

because it was totally going to happen anyway?

akutski11199999 years ago

ay i was thinking that

Shana Beals12 years ago

Good, I don't want to get laid.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Only idiots say that because they don't know what it means.

Julian Brandstetter12 years ago

Wheres my $100?!?!?!?

Daniel Bonnett12 years ago

$100 buys 2 lays

CollinCarter8 years ago

Agendergorilla , so 1 chip costs $l.00?

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Gabe Lezza12 years ago

One moment^ BITCH I GOT 100 BILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Steve Ryan12 years ago

There's always tomorrow

Tait Washburn12 years ago

Yeah, I'll take my $100 now.

tupe129 years ago

Well its not like any girls would have wanted to do me in bed anyways

Hereuall28 years ago

I can get laid tomorrow

UNICORNLOVER 10 years ago

Hard to choose ^_^

Puddle_Pancakes9 years ago

It's not like I ever have a chance anyways, I am just 11 anyways..... Why do I even know what laid means??? Ugh.

Potatooooo8 years ago

Same dud. I'm twelve.

Skyler Fields11 years ago

Didn't even want to get laid anyways.

smashultimate4205 years ago

So basically I find a 100 dollar bill on the ground with no co consequences

henta18 years ago

o fuck I dident know what it was and I press the button I 13

~Wave~length~10 years ago

By "an opportunity," I'm assuming it means the one that wouldn't exit anyway?

ButtonMaker3 months ago

I'll take the money.

LOLBUTTCHEEK LOL9 years ago

i dont get laid anyways

Condi7 years ago

Well.... Ican go got a prostitute with that hundred

buttonkitty9 years ago

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brobrothefirst9 years ago

wheres the downside, i want unlimited Japanese candy!!!!!!!! I FREAKING LOVE JAPANESE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarakun7 years ago

They said "tonight" surely you guys can wait a day.

BawbRaws8 years ago

Who cares? Free money, yo.

Devalore10 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO GET LAID TONIGHT ANYWAY!!!!!!! I'm lonely :`(

Yeetaleet3 years ago

I don't have plans on having someone become a pedophile anyways.

workingcupid5497 years ago

What does it mean to get laid?

Sirayo7 years ago

To fuck

Merilille9 years ago

I get $100 for being asexual, yay!

Da_Beast4228 years ago

Screw getting laid I'm getting drunk!

Potatooooo8 years ago

Uhhhh okay then

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