Will You Press The Button?

You will find a $100 bill on the ground.

but

You will miss an opportunity to get laid tonight.

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PoTaatolast year

Jokes on you, I don't wanna get laid. I'll take a free $100 dollars

anonymooose11 months ago

Just use the money to buy a women to bet laid with 😎 like a bowss

TBV-M10 months ago

was this comment made 25 days ago or 12 years ago

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

I'm 12. I don't want to get laid tonight.

thebestmarshmallow11 months ago

youre 21 now. wanna have a beer and talk about it?

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MY ACCOUNT9 years ago

*Asexuals and demise duals run away laughing with money*

Lucario99063 years ago

demise duals

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Javongod3 years ago

No one care about laid any it all about the money 💰 baby 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

greyassasain9 years ago

I'm freaking nine years old no one's gonna lay me.

Blazeheart27 years ago

Yep

MNITIMMY9 years ago

And what if I don't press the button? It's not like I was getting laid anyway.

xSirSwagzALotx9 years ago

And? I'm 14.

Lucario99063 years ago

same

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FredBearGold7 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I WONT GET LAID EITHER WAY!!! =/

Condi7 years ago

Neither will I

Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Well hell I don't get laid anyways at least I get $100.

JuiceFrog4 years ago

and i wouldnt know...you see

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speedrunner9 years ago

I am a 13 year old child i really do not think i would even like anything like that till i am 28

Dinopack118 years ago

Shit worded that wrong but i think you get my point

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XanMan039 years ago

I'm under age so I can't get laid

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

little young. and its best to wait for someone you actually love.

Rikki43287 years ago

im twelve. #beatingthesystem.

loophole068 years ago

I am ten this in no way affects my lifestyle it is a huge win win.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Nova_Fox8 years ago

what if you"re female?

Oldnotweak...again7 years ago

no diff

Koifish9 years ago

I AM ONLY 12!!!

Korosu_Mushroom9 years ago

Im twelve so i dont mind Missing out on that opportunity

swaggermacswagster9 years ago

im 10 sooooo

Rainbow Brick9 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend anyway.. I'm forever alone

IDKAnyMore9 years ago

I'm not hiring laid tonight so I dont mind

Razor9 years ago

I'm 13 so that would really happen anyway.

emronimasepp9 years ago

Exactly. Take the money and get a new vieo game or whatever you want

Thomas Clarke12 years ago

so basically im a reverse prostatute

Josh Brown12 years ago

because it was totally going to happen anyway?

akutski11199999 years ago

ay i was thinking that

Shana Beals12 years ago

Good, I don't want to get laid.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Only idiots say that because they don't know what it means.

Julian Brandstetter12 years ago

Wheres my $100?!?!?!?

Daniel Bonnett12 years ago

$100 buys 2 lays

CollinCarter8 years ago

Agendergorilla , so 1 chip costs $l.00?

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Gabe Lezza12 years ago

One moment^ BITCH I GOT 100 BILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Steve Ryan12 years ago

There's always tomorrow

Tait Washburn12 years ago

Yeah, I'll take my $100 now.

dingotheduck7 years ago

So does that mean you can get laid any other night?

gennerx9 years ago

Yeah I see that word opportunity there......it's not the same thing as a guarantee.

HoboFromtheFuture8 years ago

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infinite gaming10 years ago

Spend the money on a hooker tomorow. Lol. Thats fine im 15 and honestly its one night ffs

SiamesePhoenix9 months ago

*Laugh in asexual*

Chazee9 years ago

I DONT CARE 100 BUCKS ON THE GROOOOOUUUUUNNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aubree068 years ago

I'm 10 I don't want to get laid tonight

chuzzlechampion10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago

Gamestop here i cum!!!

Jeagerjaques_1019 years ago

Cum?! I thought it said you couldn't get laid...

JordanTurner7 years ago

im surprised 23% didnt press the button.

That guy 219 years ago

I am 12 so there's no downside

CardinalsFan9 years ago

same, dude

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CaffeineCream4 years ago

Oh poor pathetic fools, we, the asexuals, towers above you"re pathetic desires

Cydster119 years ago

What is the downside?

KieraKamera7 years ago

Ummmmm i"m 12 sooooooo.......

DontPressButton8 years ago

So? Next day?

Arkbetae10 years ago

*Asexuals/demisexuals laughing in the distance.*

scorpioblueeyes9 years ago

Who wouldn't???

Yasha Tipikin12 years ago

Just use that 100$ to but a prostatute.

ANoodle6 years ago

I'm asexual so we good

ButtonMashe149 years ago

100 dollas is better than sex anyday!

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