Will You Press The Button?

You will find a $100 bill on the ground.

but

You will miss an opportunity to get laid tonight.

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PoTaatolast year

Jokes on you, I don't wanna get laid. I'll take a free $100 dollars

anonymooose10 months ago

Just use the money to buy a women to bet laid with 😎 like a bowss

TBV-M9 months ago

was this comment made 25 days ago or 12 years ago

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

I'm 12. I don't want to get laid tonight.

thebestmarshmallow10 months ago

youre 21 now. wanna have a beer and talk about it?

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MY ACCOUNT9 years ago

*Asexuals and demise duals run away laughing with money*

Lucario99063 years ago

demise duals

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Javongod3 years ago

No one care about laid any it all about the money 💰 baby 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

greyassasain9 years ago

I'm freaking nine years old no one's gonna lay me.

Blazeheart27 years ago

Yep

MNITIMMY9 years ago

And what if I don't press the button? It's not like I was getting laid anyway.

xSirSwagzALotx9 years ago

And? I'm 14.

Lucario99063 years ago

same

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FredBearGold7 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I WONT GET LAID EITHER WAY!!! =/

Condi7 years ago

Neither will I

Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Well hell I don't get laid anyways at least I get $100.

JuiceFrog4 years ago

and i wouldnt know...you see

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speedrunner9 years ago

I am a 13 year old child i really do not think i would even like anything like that till i am 28

Dinopack118 years ago

Shit worded that wrong but i think you get my point

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XanMan039 years ago

I'm under age so I can't get laid

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

little young. and its best to wait for someone you actually love.

Rikki43287 years ago

im twelve. #beatingthesystem.

loophole068 years ago

I am ten this in no way affects my lifestyle it is a huge win win.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Nova_Fox8 years ago

what if you"re female?

Oldnotweak...again7 years ago

no diff

Koifish9 years ago

I AM ONLY 12!!!

Korosu_Mushroom9 years ago

Im twelve so i dont mind Missing out on that opportunity

swaggermacswagster9 years ago

im 10 sooooo

Rainbow Brick9 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend anyway.. I'm forever alone

IDKAnyMore9 years ago

I'm not hiring laid tonight so I dont mind

Razor9 years ago

I'm 13 so that would really happen anyway.

emronimasepp9 years ago

Exactly. Take the money and get a new vieo game or whatever you want

Thomas Clarke12 years ago

so basically im a reverse prostatute

Josh Brown12 years ago

because it was totally going to happen anyway?

akutski11199999 years ago

ay i was thinking that

Shana Beals12 years ago

Good, I don't want to get laid.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Only idiots say that because they don't know what it means.

Julian Brandstetter12 years ago

Wheres my $100?!?!?!?

Daniel Bonnett12 years ago

$100 buys 2 lays

CollinCarter8 years ago

Agendergorilla , so 1 chip costs $l.00?

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Gabe Lezza12 years ago

One moment^ BITCH I GOT 100 BILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Steve Ryan12 years ago

There's always tomorrow

Tait Washburn12 years ago

Yeah, I'll take my $100 now.

Gremlin226 years ago

I'm 13 so hell ye

Nakito8 years ago

Who the hell would lay me anyways

Lunarskies9 years ago

Meh, pne night without sex is worth a hundred bucks to me

BenDaBoss9 years ago

I don't want to get laid. Even so I could proubly pay with 20. That's 80 bucks profit

Austin Lange12 years ago

Lost my chance anyway

MasterYubbler8 years ago

Its not worth it

Soupah Mario9 years ago

I'd only prefer the latter if it was with my true love. ...Who I haven't met yet.

LegoBrickSeprater2 years ago

God Damn it! I'm 15 so getting laid is out of the question.

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Vanrylie7 years ago

I'm not ready for that step in a relationship so wth why not.

Nerdy-Dolls9 years ago

idc im getting money

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

this button has a mention of sexual intercourse, so no. I'm not pressing any button that mentions sexual intercourse in any way.

masterrem9 years ago

Still im not gonna get laid so give the miney!!!!

WhiteHatHacker7 years ago

free 100$

Sherlock-Holmes8 years ago

To be honest, I don't WANT to "get laid". Not for a while, at least. And besides, it says "tonight". Which means you won't "get laid" that night, but you might the next. Think before you make dilemmas, please. -SH

you10 years ago

take $80 and then use the remainder to get laid for money

ActualDaughterOfSatan7 years ago

Don't want to get laid The money is a bonus!!

SparklezQueen9 years ago

I'm 13 and I didn't even press the button lol

Jbane569 years ago

I don't get paid anyways. So I'll tale the 100 dollars

mav11711 years ago

Its almost sickening making someone choose between money and sex

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