Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

67018 (75%) 22424 (25%)

67018 (75%) people have pressed this button, while 22424 (25%) did not.

You will find a $100 bill on the ground.

but

You will miss an opportunity to get laid tonight.

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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

I'm 12. I don't want to get laid tonight.

thebestmarshmallow 2 years ago

youre 21 now. wanna have a beer and talk about it?

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PoTaato 3 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't wanna get laid. I'll take a free $100 dollars

MY ACCOUNT 11 years ago

*Asexuals and demise duals run away laughing with money*

Lucario9906 5 years ago

demise duals

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anonymooose 2 years ago

Just use the money to buy a women to bet laid with 😎 like a bowss

TBV-M 2 years ago

was this comment made 25 days ago or 12 years ago

greyassasain 11 years ago

I'm freaking nine years old no one's gonna lay me.

Blazeheart2 8 years ago

Yep

Javongod 4 years ago

No one care about laid any it all about the money 💰 baby 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

And what if I don't press the button? It's not like I was getting laid anyway.

xSirSwagzALotx 11 years ago

And? I'm 14.

Lucario9906 5 years ago

same

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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago

Well hell I don't get laid anyways at least I get $100.

JuiceFrog 6 years ago

and i wouldnt know...you see

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FredBearGold 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I WONT GET LAID EITHER WAY!!! =/

Condi 8 years ago

Neither will I

speedrunner 11 years ago

I am a 13 year old child i really do not think i would even like anything like that till i am 28

Dinopack11 9 years ago

Shit worded that wrong but i think you get my point

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XanMan03 10 years ago

I'm under age so I can't get laid

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

little young. and its best to wait for someone you actually love.

Rikki4328 8 years ago

im twelve. #beatingthesystem.

loophole06 9 years ago

I am ten this in no way affects my lifestyle it is a huge win win.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Nova_Fox 9 years ago

what if you"re female?

Oldnotweak...again 9 years ago

no diff

Thomas Clarke 13 years ago

so basically im a reverse prostatute

Koifish 10 years ago

I AM ONLY 12!!!

Korosu_Mushroom 10 years ago

Im twelve so i dont mind Missing out on that opportunity

swaggermacswagster 11 years ago

im 10 sooooo

Rainbow Brick 11 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend anyway.. I'm forever alone

IDKAnyMore 11 years ago

I'm not hiring laid tonight so I dont mind

Razor 11 years ago

I'm 13 so that would really happen anyway.

emronimasepp 10 years ago

Exactly. Take the money and get a new vieo game or whatever you want

Josh Brown 13 years ago

because it was totally going to happen anyway?

akutski1119999 10 years ago

ay i was thinking that

Shana Beals 13 years ago

Good, I don't want to get laid.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Only idiots say that because they don't know what it means.

Julian Brandstetter 13 years ago

Wheres my $100?!?!?!?

Daniel Bonnett 13 years ago

$100 buys 2 lays

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Agendergorilla , so 1 chip costs $l.00?

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Gabe Lezza 13 years ago

One moment^ BITCH I GOT 100 BILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

Steve Ryan 13 years ago

There's always tomorrow

Tait Washburn 13 years ago

Yeah, I'll take my $100 now.

Dslothysloth687 6 years ago

So no downside?

TheKing64 9 years ago

Pay 10 hookers 10 dollars each and see what happens

SparklezQueen 11 years ago

I'm 13 and I didn't even press the button lol

PwnArt1st 12 years ago

Tonights almost over anyway.

DestinyButton 9 years ago

Yeah, but not tomorrow night, right?

CyberCrossing 11 years ago

There is some perverts who just wanna get laid, getting laid isn't life! Money is the most important thing because you can buy many things!

MySistersBigToe 10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Panifex 8 years ago

*faint cackling from those who are saving themselves for marriage*

derelictmonk 11 years ago

A hundo bucks is a hundo bucks. I'm married, I don't get laid anyway.

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

So what, I need money more then sex right now anyway. Also, we don't have a £100 note in the UK so can I get that in two £50s instead?

LunaMelody 9 years ago

I'm asexual. I don't wanna get laid. Ever.

billbillerson 8 years ago

Fuck off. Stop shoving your sexuality in people"s faces

allieluvducks 11 years ago

I'll just do it tomorrow

NakyraLauren 9 years ago

*muffled asexual laughter*

Potatooooo 9 years ago

wHY IS TheRe So MAnY ASEXuaLs oN HEre?

XxxFlowerBeardxxX 11 years ago

I don't care for sex so it really doesn't matter to me

Burstbusterz 9 years ago

Worth.

dracula 11 years ago

Who cares about getting laid, virgin powers activate

judefisher 10 years ago

Lol its not god and not Zeus IT. Is. ZOD! !!!!

Fab Uni Corn 12 years ago

I plan on being a virgin my whole life anyway

NickyS20 6 years ago

Weebs: who needs laids when u have waifus uwu

rumpleam493 11 years ago

u even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her armrnBoy: you're not pretty........ [Show full comment]

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