You can fly
but
You have no hands
I will not

dudebro101 11 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP!!

GarfieldLover05 3 years ago
you will find a way..
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Master-accident 5 years ago
creeper aww man

The_Creature 4 months ago
holy reddit gold really good reference XD the narwahle

Certesis 10 years ago
this 47 years ago is a joke by the website creators. not a glitch

nman25 11 years ago
ROBOT HANDS

PanicKING 9 years ago
Hahahahaha why would anyone sacrifice their hands for flight???

DatBoi21 8 years ago
Shit on people"s heads

Caleb Booth 13 years ago
HOW DO I WANK???

FancySpider 9 months ago
you walk with your feet not your hands
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markzilla 10 years ago
but how would i jackk....Play video games

EmmaNamaRama 9 years ago
How would I watch Jack play video games? Wait..... no Jack? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NeverGonnaGiveYouUp 6 years ago
ROBOT HANDS BITCH

TDMteam597 9 years ago
ILL GET A NEW INVENTION!!!! ROBO HANDS THAT DO ANYTHING U WANT

Vickkawaii14 9 years ago
I’m afraid of heights, soo.....

TinyTangerineTiger 9 years ago
Just get prosthetic hands🍊

Jacksharkquack 10 years ago
It's a glitch. The internet hasn't been a thing for 47 years.

The_Creature 4 months ago
heh aint those the guys that made the amazing digitile circus? heh.

Stropey 10 years ago
Dude, as soon as I saw this problem, this clip showed up in my mind. XD https://youtu.be/uWy0JevgS-8?t=3s

doge wow 10 years ago
Someone teaches you to fly, right?

Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago
i shall have robo claws

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein 13 years ago
I must be either a Pegasus or and Alicorn

Ollieolive11 8 years ago
But what about earth ponies, or unicorns?
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Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
hooves are so handy

herpderpgod 11 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks that there are too many dilemmas w/ the downside being no hands?

hippovenom 11 years ago
You're right, I vote no feet instead

oldnotweak 12 years ago
not fucking worth it... not even close to worth it

Supr33mReplaiar 11 years ago
i'd just fly and rob mech hands.

Sharp_Tail 10 years ago
its a bird, its a plane, no its my brother..

Sados1 11 years ago
Ill do like freddy he has no hands so he placed claws

The_Creature 4 months ago
DRAGON. DRAGON. DRAGON. DRAGON. DRACONIC DRAGON.

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madmen127 11 years ago
better hands than flying

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PepperoniDUCK 8 years ago
Ill make money by showing mah skills so i can buy robot arms!

Kinkzoz 12 years ago
I would rather have no legs. But I would still accept that.

sherief 11 years ago
Easy I can fly and grab my leg with my foot

TiffanyS 10 years ago
Cybernetic hands or huge blades attached to my nubs here I come! I can fly, bitches! Who needs hands? Birds don't have hands.

plazmafighter 11 years ago
take lefty not righty

Francesco Tessarin 13 years ago
so,basically a bird

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
USE YOUR LEGS

GetInTheDarkTank 11 years ago
I'll fly to someone who will make me super badass gatling gun, rocket powered hands made of pure diamond encrusted lava. Hahah, no one can beat me in a fight!

cosmic_luigi_64 11 years ago
get robotic hands

Spongyjay 10 years ago
So i basically become a bird

NotYourTypicalPerson 11 years ago
Reminds me of monster musume.

HannahCzech 7 years ago
I can't fly without hands.. :D

Mota 18 12 years ago
It'd be better if I could fly but have no feet

terrarian 11 years ago
soooo... i can't play video games. great....

kiamok 12 years ago
i need my hands, for fapping purpose of course

Drew1871877 11 years ago
It didn't say you can't get byonic hands

bubbz04 11 years ago
I would be an alicorn

Sharky0456 5 years ago
i dont need hands

robbazviking 21 11 years ago
steal robot hands #loophole

beta 12 years ago
i kinda like my hands, they let me do things, like push buttons

Spoderman101 10 years ago
I love medal arms 😍😍 ( Spoderman civil war)

Shuriken Gaming 11 years ago
... So? Use your mouth!

Wolfie Beth 13 years ago
so i become a pegasus, alicorn or a female winged version of handy from htf (happy tree friends)

lord_deaf_guy 4 years ago
they have prostetic limbs nowadays you know. this isn't to bad
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