You can fly
but
You have no hands
I will not


dudebro1019 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP!!

GarfieldLover05last year
you will find a way..
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Master-accident4 years ago
creeper aww man

Certesis9 years ago
this 47 years ago is a joke by the website creators. not a glitch

PanicKING8 years ago
Hahahahaha why would anyone sacrifice their hands for flight???

DatBoi217 years ago
Shit on people"s heads

markzilla9 years ago
but how would i jackk....Play video games

EmmaNamaRama8 years ago
How would I watch Jack play video games? Wait..... no Jack? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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nman2510 years ago
ROBOT HANDS

Caleb Booth12 years ago
HOW DO I WANK???

MouseGirl3 years ago
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TDMteam5977 years ago
ILL GET A NEW INVENTION!!!! ROBO HANDS THAT DO ANYTHING U WANT

Vickkawaii147 years ago
I’m afraid of heights, soo.....

TinyTangerineTiger7 years ago
Just get prosthetic hands🍊

Jacksharkquack9 years ago
It's a glitch. The internet hasn't been a thing for 47 years.

Stropey9 years ago
Dude, as soon as I saw this problem, this clip showed up in my mind. XD https://youtu.be/uWy0JevgS-8?t=3s

doge wow9 years ago
Someone teaches you to fly, right?

Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago
i shall have robo claws

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein12 years ago
I must be either a Pegasus or and Alicorn

Ollieolive117 years ago
But what about earth ponies, or unicorns?
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
hooves are so handy

Alyssa234599 years ago
Who needs hands when you can buy advanced tech. to use as hands?

Caribou3 years ago
I have wings and talons.

NurdIsMe10 years ago
I wont give up fapping

Jon31579 years ago
Sorry mates, I like to hold my girlfriend's hand and feel soft things... among other things if you know what I mean ;)

leah082110 years ago
BIIIIIRD WIIIIINGS!!

AllyCat_YT9 years ago
I need those.

FabianceDeschamps7 years ago
i went to masterbet lol

Jared Brandenburg12 years ago
Sorry but I like my hands

888thorn9 years ago
robotic hands and wings? sounds pretty BADASS

Brendan Dougher12 years ago
Worth It

The gammer9 years ago
rip video games ;'-(

LogicalPerson10 years ago
Prosthetic hands. Robot hands. Plz yes. Shoot lazers. Or they could be multiuse hands

DarkOne9 years ago
Flying Dropkick!!!

OliveInky4 years ago
Prosthetics :D

Jacksohn_0110 years ago
As Meatball132 already said, Prosthetic hands.

PrimeElmnt7 years ago
Robot hands

Light Yagami11 years ago
What about prosthetics?

WeRWeird9 years ago
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

UstiniMcWeenie9 years ago
if i have no hands, how will i take anything out of my pockets? like to buy food,

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KropsyLop8 years ago
I am a bird 🐦 Cats eat me :( 😼

Ryan Murphy12 years ago
Caaaarl....

ButtonFucker693 years ago
I will make hyper realistic prosthetic hands, for jerking off of course.

bmr31210 years ago
i cant play games or this

Enderoftime9 years ago
doesnt say you cant have octopus tentacles

herpderpgod9 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks that there are too many dilemmas w/ the downside being no hands?

hippovenom9 years ago
You're right, I vote no feet instead

oldnotweak10 years ago
not fucking worth it... not even close to worth it

Supr33mReplaiar9 years ago
i'd just fly and rob mech hands.

Sharp_Tail9 years ago
its a bird, its a plane, no its my brother..

Sados19 years ago
Ill do like freddy he has no hands so he placed claws

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madmen1279 years ago
better hands than flying

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PepperoniDUCK7 years ago
Ill make money by showing mah skills so i can buy robot arms!
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