You can fly
but
You have no hands
I will not

dudebro101 11 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP!!

GarfieldLover05 3 years ago
you will find a way..
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Master-accident 5 years ago
creeper aww man

The_Creature 5 months ago
holy reddit gold really good reference XD the narwahle

Certesis 10 years ago
this 47 years ago is a joke by the website creators. not a glitch

nman25 11 years ago
ROBOT HANDS

PanicKING 9 years ago
Hahahahaha why would anyone sacrifice their hands for flight???

DatBoi21 8 years ago
Shit on people"s heads

Caleb Booth 13 years ago
HOW DO I WANK???

FancySpider 10 months ago
you walk with your feet not your hands
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markzilla 10 years ago
but how would i jackk....Play video games

EmmaNamaRama 9 years ago
How would I watch Jack play video games? Wait..... no Jack? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NeverGonnaGiveYouUp 6 years ago
ROBOT HANDS BITCH

TDMteam597 9 years ago
ILL GET A NEW INVENTION!!!! ROBO HANDS THAT DO ANYTHING U WANT

Vickkawaii14 9 years ago
I’m afraid of heights, soo.....

TinyTangerineTiger 9 years ago
Just get prosthetic hands🍊

Jacksharkquack 10 years ago
It's a glitch. The internet hasn't been a thing for 47 years.

The_Creature 5 months ago
heh aint those the guys that made the amazing digitile circus? heh.

Stropey 10 years ago
Dude, as soon as I saw this problem, this clip showed up in my mind. XD https://youtu.be/uWy0JevgS-8?t=3s

doge wow 10 years ago
Someone teaches you to fly, right?

Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago
i shall have robo claws

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein 13 years ago
I must be either a Pegasus or and Alicorn

Ollieolive11 8 years ago
But what about earth ponies, or unicorns?
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Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
hooves are so handy

888thorn 10 years ago
robotic hands and wings? sounds pretty BADASS

AllyCat_YT 11 years ago
I need those.

FabianceDeschamps 9 years ago
i went to masterbet lol

Jared Brandenburg 13 years ago
Sorry but I like my hands

FancySpider 10 months ago
would i have wings instead of hands?

LogicalPerson 11 years ago
Prosthetic hands. Robot hands. Plz yes. Shoot lazers. Or they could be multiuse hands

Brendan Dougher 13 years ago
Worth It

The gammer 11 years ago
rip video games ;'-(

DarkOne 11 years ago
Flying Dropkick!!!

OliveInky 6 years ago
Prosthetics :D

Jacksohn_01 11 years ago
As Meatball132 already said, Prosthetic hands.

WeRWeird 11 years ago
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

PrimeElmnt 9 years ago
Robot hands

Light Yagami 12 years ago
What about prosthetics?

KropsyLop 9 years ago
I am a bird 🐦 Cats eat me :( 😼

Ryan Murphy 13 years ago
Caaaarl....

UstiniMcWeenie 11 years ago
if i have no hands, how will i take anything out of my pockets? like to buy food,

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Enderoftime 11 years ago
doesnt say you cant have octopus tentacles

ButtonFucker69 5 years ago
I will make hyper realistic prosthetic hands, for jerking off of course.

bmr312 11 years ago
i cant play games or this

oldnotweak 12 years ago
not fucking worth it... not even close to worth it

herpderpgod 11 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks that there are too many dilemmas w/ the downside being no hands?

hippovenom 11 years ago
You're right, I vote no feet instead

Sharp_Tail 10 years ago
its a bird, its a plane, no its my brother..

Supr33mReplaiar 11 years ago
i'd just fly and rob mech hands.

The_Creature 5 months ago
DRAGON. DRAGON. DRAGON. DRAGON. DRACONIC DRAGON.

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Sados1 11 years ago
Ill do like freddy he has no hands so he placed claws

madmen127 11 years ago
better hands than flying

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sherief 11 years ago
Easy I can fly and grab my leg with my foot

PepperoniDUCK 8 years ago
Ill make money by showing mah skills so i can buy robot arms!

Kinkzoz 12 years ago
I would rather have no legs. But I would still accept that.
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