Me: “I WANT TO DIE”
Other person: “what”
Me: “DAMN DAT A GOOD ASS OH SHIT I SAID THAT OUT LOUD AHH FUCK FUCK NOW ILL LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! MAN I CANT SHUT UP CAN I, EVERYONE MUST HATE ME SO MUCH AHH FUCK I WANT TO DIE, SOMEONE END MY SUFFERING”
No
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
You could mutter everything so no one makes out what you say.
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Animeek219 years ago
#NoFilter
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PenguinsxRxkewl9 years ago
Were a mask that translates everything you say into meows... MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
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Mai-chan9 years ago
Imagine if you see your crush, are feeling emotionally unstable, or a dirty thought/joke just pops up in your mind.
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derpface3219 years ago
the world is not ready to hear my thoughts
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Twizler9 years ago
Umm id be ok with that because you know people only have one mind so in other words it just never happens.
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abcx9 years ago
I don't want to do that to humanity.
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TheLegend27410 years ago
Oh god if i had that i would be reciteing entire hentai mangas
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thebat1010 years ago
That Gardians of the Galaxy 2 add... tells everyone who they like👹
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Animalrose8696510 years ago
Someone would stab me cause I'm racist( I'm not actually racist it was a joke)
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wisecrack310 years ago
Wisper
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FinalGamer06288 years ago
Wow I like her... DRESS
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Timelypat10 years ago
LEMME SNIF YUR BUTHOL
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devilsadvocate6899 years ago
hello doctor oh my god he just said this guys really f*n crazy.
doctor: thats not a surprise. im afraid you have schizophrenia
crazy girl:
hello: that guys really hot but I can't get him out of my head. oh my god that mental patients going to hurt me. yes doctor
doctor: (doctor runs)
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Ddhjsfurgjhfyshdgjfjfhsgsjtuydjf10 years ago
*walking through the Whitehouse*
"Step this way, sir"
'Hmmm.... I reckon you could sit on that hill over there, then have a perfect view of the back of the presidents head....'
"Excuse me, but your nicked, sir"
"Bugger...."
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liyimei2 years ago
Then I'd rather go live on another planet.
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EmperorBethany67211 years ago
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eh_wutevs11 years ago
it does tht wn u hit enter and u start a new paragraph tht and it also mean rite now so GO FUCK YOURSELF SO HARD IN THE ASS
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Rin-chan3 years ago
Bro I would have gotten locked up long ago
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Flamingoboi7 years ago
No!!
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DarkPhoenix762 months ago
I just ONLY think what THEY'RE thinking, so then everyone knows what they're thinking and not me. Or I just whisper it as quiet as humanly possible, since technically that's still out loud
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BTCCtsotE2 years ago
well read it until ur alone idiots
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ThePaulDude5 years ago
Just pass it off as tourettes syndrome.
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CordiDog8 years ago
ANIME
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rory_amy_pond9 years ago
YEAH no sorry just no people would assume i am a satanist worshiping aliens who can tell anything from looking at you or something lol superwholock
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Flamywolfie10 years ago
hell yeah #puremindFTW
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VitaBlast year
noooo
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henta19 years ago
i do never think
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eh_wutevs11 years ago
already do dumbass
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iAmDed3 years ago
my parents would disown me and i'd be hunted down by the fbi probably-
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Silver_Avenger9 years ago
Jokes on you I already say everything I think.
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GamingSimon10 years ago
I would come the Donald trump's house and film him while loudly talking about everything he ever has thinked off.
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Loophol2 years ago
My throat is fucked
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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq9 years ago
Ahahahahhayshdhdhfjfjf
Lemme suffer
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FadorAxo5 years ago
Honestly, fine with me.
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Lucifer66610 years ago
i would whisper every thought i have unless i want them to be heard
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