Will You Press The Button?

Sehemhet last year

Эээээ.... Ну, я проживу на 50+ лет дольше и, вдобавок, смогу лечить других, зарабатывая на этом..... Звучит круто, давайте.

Futurefounda1 10 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor 10 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx 5 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond 9 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim 9 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano 9 years ago

I think that works

Josh Andrews 13 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat 10 years ago

Yeah...

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Outfeeder 9 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano 9 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak423 9 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest 10 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Latif Sabimbona 13 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac 13 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Tyler J. Cooley 13 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

Warren Gardiner 13 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

Andra Mccray 13 years ago

Why not press this button

LTTB 11 years ago

me dont wanna die i rather watch jar jar in all star wars movies and not die then cure people

I-like-pineapples 6 years ago

Upside and downside flipped

Donderpants 11 years ago

Okay? 75 is only slightly under average anyway.

ladygigi 12 years ago

id do it in a heartbeat

Barking Ghost 10 years ago

i will sacrafice myself

MaxDaRkDrAgOn07 11 years ago

Hah! That was easy!

Maggie 12 years ago

The fuck is wrong with that 16%? Did they only read the first box? Or do they want to watch the world burn?

64ymmum 10 years ago

Hey when you like 73 then leave a note saying make me touch myself

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago

Over my dead body

what's the downside ? 11 years ago

Haha I'm just imagining being buried entierly in the ground except for a skeleton hand sticking out and tons of people come to touch it, freaking awesome

glitched nightmare 11 years ago

Love I tell you..love

Ihatezoophiles 4 years ago

Umm YES

SuperKael 11 years ago

hey, being able to live until 75 is a luxury I would probably not recieve.

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

Not much to do after 75, worth

Qwerty1 6 years ago

So if i die, my lifeless corpse will be touched by everyone to vure whatever

suprakirby 11 years ago

I wouldn't mind if I could cure ever illness by dickslapping people. Actually I WOULD LIKE IT!

WinnieWu 10 years ago

touch yourself when u are 74

Notgratedcheese 11 years ago

Wait I can heal my self while masterbaiting *Slams button so hard*

Reality 10 years ago

I don't want to live long

Bruger 11 months ago

do i get a pop-up telling me if i do so? Even if the afterlife, if one even exists?

Endygamer 11 years ago

That's is a relly good idea

EineKartoffel 9 years ago

So they are still dead but their corpse doesn't show any signs of the illness? Nice.

Fireball 12 years ago

Man: I have AIDS. Doctor: Don't worry. Touch this dead guy and your cured!

DreamyYetti85771 3 years ago

You would never get any privacy ever again

MetaGiga 11 years ago

Downside?

Tutitipp 9 years ago

Someone messed up the upsidr and the downside!

Donavyn Shawfloyd 13 years ago

16% are assholes

That_OP_Kitten 10 years ago

what if i was meant to die in 5 seconds?

Sdsd7410 10 years ago

What if I was soppost to die way before... Profit

Mahziel Light 13 years ago

You're welcome.

jack123 11 years ago

Holy shit!

Lackingdownside 5 years ago

Dude, 75 is really old.

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MaxDaRkDrAgOn07 11 years ago

Hah! That was easy!

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Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

That's much longer then I'll probably live so why not

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