Will You Press The Button?

Sehemhet2 days ago

Эээээ.... Ну, я проживу на 50+ лет дольше и, вдобавок, смогу лечить других, зарабатывая на этом..... Звучит круто, давайте.

Futurefounda18 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor8 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx4 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond8 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim8 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano7 years ago

I think that works

Outfeeder8 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano7 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak4238 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest8 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Josh Andrews12 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat9 years ago

Yeah...

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Latif Sabimbona12 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac12 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Warren Gardiner12 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

Tyler J. Cooley12 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

MaxDaRkDrAgOn079 years ago

Hah! That was easy!

hatseflats6910 years ago

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Jean Has No Life9 years ago

That's much longer then I'll probably live so why not

Peradox11 years ago

SAVE THE WORL- nah, not worth it.

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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

*Reads more comments* Never mind.

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likeasssnake10 years ago

If you don't press it you COULD die sooner and not heal people just by touching them (or you could train to be a doctor and just be careful and stay healthy) or die at close to the average age for deaths because of old age and heal anyone you touch

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*realizes they can move myhand to poke me after and i can become undead*

talkingben3 years ago

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Gvidas22210 years ago

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Andisaur118 years ago

I will die with my hand on me

Cria_de_Elfo5 years ago

I think I'm going to die before the age of 75, so that"s okay.

Mapleman932210 years ago

Don't want to live that long anyway lol, no downside to being able to heal anyone for me :D

crazymofo1118 years ago

Cure myself from dying @ 75

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

death is an illness. i poke myself on the arm and are immortal/undead.

DeerperPines9 years ago

I shall go down in history as a holy healer sent from yhe heavens.

Endygamer9 years ago

Me I am 8 years so lot more

MagicKitty9 years ago

me to and you coed wrok at a hospl :)

CoralCorral2110 years ago

I don't really wanna get old anyway...

Hi_Im_Daisy2 years ago

I mean, I didn't wanna live past 75, so why wouldn't I press it?

theshyminion880910 years ago

Isn't that a tv show like ghost whisperer or something

Iggy9 years ago

I get to control whether people live or die! *Maniacal laughing*

PunmAst3r8 years ago

Where I come from 75 is a long age to live to

Keith Linn Larsen12 years ago

It gives me a good long while to live, but I can do allot more in those years.

mebruh9 years ago

Alright good

Psykness3 years ago

Given the horrible diet and GALLONS of soda I"ve subjected my body to, I"d be lucky to make it to 75. After my inevitable death, I"d have pieces of myself donated to charities. 🔴👈🏾

NinNin10 years ago

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gorgatberkovick9 years ago

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HomeTaleUniverse9 years ago

dipshit i dont have a crush stop spammin bullshit

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Zugarelli10 years ago

Fuck yeah

dudeimabyss9 years ago

bingo MARCELO FERREIRA

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

I will just cure death then I won't die

JAssalRishi11 years ago

i don't want people to fucking touch my body after death

Wak9 years ago

Downside?

The_Button_Presser10 years ago

How is there any downside? :D

EverFreeGaming9 years ago

I like how He/She Wrote the Dilemma

MrDudeFace3 years ago

After reading the downside to this I got a horrible image in my head of someone bashing people with my dead body to cure them.

Digital_Cake_10 years ago

Loop holes.

Snow-Flake8 years ago

since most people only live to be 85 you only lose 10 years and can cure death?

Lancha Fabuloso12 years ago

I thought it would be a hard choice untill you said even after death. I can take care of the ones close to me in secret and tell the world to fight over my dead body once I'm gone (because you know they are so not going to share it peacefully)

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