Will You Press The Button?

Sehemhet last year

Эээээ.... Ну, я проживу на 50+ лет дольше и, вдобавок, смогу лечить других, зарабатывая на этом..... Звучит круто, давайте.

Futurefounda1 10 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor 10 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx 6 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond 9 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

Josh Andrews 13 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat 11 years ago

Yeah...

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AlexPrim 9 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano 9 years ago

I think that works

Outfeeder 9 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano 9 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak423 9 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod 9 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest 10 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Latif Sabimbona 13 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac 13 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Tyler J. Cooley 13 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

Warren Gardiner 13 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago

I'll just get someone to make me touch myself after I die: instant resurrection. I don't see a downside here.

Ludwig DaKo 13 years ago

Don't wanna know when I have to die.

-Jedi-Grimes- 11 years ago

they can just keep pieces of my body everywhere in the world so that everybody lives

Atroxiti 5 years ago

Poke yourself. Beat your curse

SEKK22 11 years ago

Yes 75 is a very old age so a long life and you will be able to cure every one you touch even after you die so really no downside

Pigrickton 11 years ago

I can stop ebola... GG

UchihaRecker 7 years ago

Downside??

Col_Roy_Mustang 11 years ago

75is a good age to ie at

DynazT 10 years ago

hold your finger over yourself right before you die. bam.

Grifiano 9 years ago

17% of people who got this app are douchebags

yunofunny 12 years ago

I will cure the illness known as aging!

Atheist Potato 10 years ago

I'll likely die at 70 anyway.

SkeebeeDee last year

Zero downside

Mushroom? 11 years ago

You have a low chance of dieing at 60...so why not? I might've lived longer.

That_OP_Kitten 11 years ago

what if i was meant to die in 5 seconds?

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago

I don't feel like living past that anyway, I don't want to be put on life support.

The_Judge 11 years ago

R u kidding? Dood 75 years old isn't that bad, and having that power would be revolutionary

mirandomesia 9 years ago

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David Herzog 13 years ago

make someone cut of my finger after my death and touch me with it. winwin.

I-like-pineapples 6 years ago

Upside and downside flipped

Donderpants 11 years ago

Okay? 75 is only slightly under average anyway.

Andra Mccray 13 years ago

Why not press this button

LTTB 11 years ago

me dont wanna die i rather watch jar jar in all star wars movies and not die then cure people

Barking Ghost 10 years ago

i will sacrafice myself

MaxDaRkDrAgOn07 11 years ago

Hah! That was easy!

ladygigi 12 years ago

id do it in a heartbeat

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago

Over my dead body

what's the downside ? 11 years ago

Haha I'm just imagining being buried entierly in the ground except for a skeleton hand sticking out and tons of people come to touch it, freaking awesome