Will You Press The Button?

Futurefounda18 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor8 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx4 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond7 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim7 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano7 years ago

I think that works

Outfeeder7 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano7 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak4238 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest8 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Josh Andrews12 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat9 years ago

Yeah...

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Latif Sabimbona12 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac12 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Warren Gardiner12 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

Tyler J. Cooley12 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

But still my oldest family member was 105,Well I cant die but screw that says the button.Still worth it

Zhyywash4 years ago

Die with my hand in the air and when I die my hand will fall and touch me therefore bringing me back

Kuroshinai9 years ago

75 is long enough

Cody Beahrs9 years ago

Call me john coffey

Black9ja7 years ago

In the future their will be more medicine to cure ppl so u won’t have to cure them 😊

EmilStvring7 years ago

But u can save a lot of people before the awesome kind of medic is coming out

Iodyne10 years ago

i don't see the upside

The_old_hag9 years ago

I won't make it to 75

RumblyBiscuit668 years ago

average lifespan where I live for males is 80

dannycor20019 years ago

So iam a sort of jezus christ

SabrinaBea12 months ago

I don’t want to die that young, but for the good of humanity, it’s an acceptable trade off.

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Daniel Tickner12 years ago

Even if the loop hole of touching yourself doesn't work it still is has my dream of being a god

The steak9 years ago

I dont want to die at being 50 *Pressesprecher button*

CCthecat9 years ago

What of u were destined to live till 130?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

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DarkEevee28 years ago

I WILL LIVE FOREVER!

PancakeBuddy9 years ago

I wanna save lives! :D

Mmmbop10 years ago

Never even wanted to live till 75.

hiImBored8 years ago

does it mean your healing power still works after YOU"RE dead or after the Other person is dead

nadiacraft20097 years ago

ILL DO IT ಥ_ಥ

Arahd Is Gold11 years ago

That's worth it, Peradox ^^

Bobmarley9 years ago

Eh 75 is old anyway

Sandvich Man9 years ago

So basically, i would have Jesus powers but live longer? Sign me up!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

not quite. being that you cant beat traps like "give unto caesar" or know what everyone thinks. and more likely than not you wont come back unless you poke at exactly 75.

CCthecat9 years ago

So by the order, the upside is dying when ure 75 and the downside is u can cure ppl. What the hell.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

what if i press the button when im 76?

power9 years ago

BEST ONE EVER I WOULD DO THAT THAT MEANS THAT IM A GHOST OR ANYTHING ELSE ON EART ;DDDDDDDDD

dankmemes1018 years ago

Can't I just touch my arm on my 75th birthday? Then I'll be cured from death :/

Server5100154 years ago

Become the anti-grim reaper.

MeepKeep9 years ago

Fuck ye

IdkTbh8 years ago

Don't want to live past 72 anyways.

neonthekitten9 years ago

HEALING CANCER + FILLING UP MY BUCKET LIST? HELL YEAH! No downside!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Fuck yeah!!!

Lonewanderer9 years ago

New wonder. The curing corpse

Fabregas10 years ago

Fuck others....

PIZZABOOM6 months ago

My bad luck will make me die in 20, and now i get to live to 75 and get a superpower??! I will od that

Joshi9 years ago

Lol at 75 i'm alredy very old i can die no problem

Katie Riedy12 years ago

But think about how sad it will be to everyone else that you die on your birthday...

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