Will You Press The Button?

endermil 11 years ago

Iwata died at the age of 50 (fuck you cancer)

CharlieGooberman 9 years ago

cancer indeed fucked me

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xUniiverz 9 years ago

I pressed the button because with me being a millionaire, I could give hundreds of thousands to charities and food banks. Free animals from captivity, give shelters to the homeless, and many more good deeds. So when I die at age 50, I will know that I died... [Show full comment]

WhatTheFuck 3 years ago

Most wholesome thing I’ve ever read on this site

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TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Not even a billionaire? Fuck this shit

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

I know right

Mutatedcrepper101 9 years ago

Wait technically your immortal until your 50

Shycopath 4 years ago

Believe me I don't give a fuck about my life if I have money nd health to spend. And who want old boring life any way

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Fuck cancer

-Delta- 9 years ago

NOT WILL NOOOOO!

Alex Leatherby 13 years ago

I'll make a life extending machine/ clone experiments to keep me alive.

Jooa 9 years ago

Life is precious

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

Precious money is precious.

jshaw71 10 years ago

I guess I better get busy spending...

Naweichu 9 months ago

적어도 사랑하는 사람이 미치광이에 의해 괴롭힘을 당하는 것보다는 낫다……

RedincLEADER 11 years ago

provide funding for activating genes that prevent death from ageing.

Tuubi 11 years ago

Yes. If you are a millionare you can just get some workers with $50/h to do a device that makes you younger

Noobslayerxxx 6 years ago

That doesn't exist you cant bend physics

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BuggyJovie1 2 years ago

N Jb H

James Drury 13 years ago

you vill die ven you are vourty

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

Autistic comment there...

mallardkind 10 years ago

I spend my 1 million dollars on immortality

Lear 11 years ago

I'm only 8 right now so I have a lot of time to be a millionaire so yes I will press the button

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago

I'm 11 years. I SHALL PRESS THE BUTTON.

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TheGamingDonut 10 years ago

Screw u trump (even though you have the best last name EVER!! xD

AwesomenessPrimal 11 years ago

What if I give away my money to the poor?

TheLampGuy 2 years ago

Give me my money

princess amberlyn 12 years ago

I would have less time with the one I Love if I died at 50

Droitzel 10 years ago

I have no problem with dying before my body starts to fail me.

mediamax07 10 years ago

Sucks!!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

How much you do with your life doesn't depend on the amount of time, it depends on the person.

factzor 5 years ago

what makes you think I won't commit suicide at the age of 49.

papersnake 4 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Todd Vines 13 years ago

I hope would have done everything I wanted to by then and made other people happy too

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

wait,you actually make Vines?

Lilyluna 10 years ago

Doesn't say how. If painfully, no. If not, yes.

ignition191 8 months ago

50s not unreasonable.

Fake lui 11 years ago

How did 47% push it you probably won't be able to enjoy it

qwerty1234 11 years ago

Live it up while it lasts :)

BuggyJovie1 2 years ago

Hgjcjcjg

Vincent Jones 13 years ago

okay i always though id die at 36 anyways :D

ezzle.224 10 years ago

Why that age specifically?

Flyerxyz19 9 years ago

What happens if your already above 50

Verdauga 11 years ago

I want to have a full life, so no.

SachiLal 10 years ago

Use the money to hire a bunch of mad scientists who could figure out a way to reanimate you after you die.

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

Fuck living longer I wanna be rich!!!!!

Cross02 11 years ago

As it is after 50 health us fucked

AzayGaming 10 years ago

I want to live longer *don't press* -----1 sec later----- WOW 50% did --- and 50% haven't

4n0nym0us 2 years ago

50 years is pretty long tbh

toastymcstuffins 12 years ago

I don't want to get old anyway

AadenLol 4 years ago

No, no i"l just enjoy life

papersnake 4 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

Then I'll have to make some long-lasting age pills.

JohnOrchard2005 9 years ago

Money doesn't mean anything

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

A worthless life is still worthless though.

Salad 11 years ago

rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab... [Show full comment]

LelGamerTheRealBruh 10 years ago

İf im 60 i wont die leeel

MajesticCookie 11 years ago

I would, being old is tough man. 50 years is a lot of time btw.

PT76-122 2 months ago

I wanna live

Hih 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

AcousticJamm 11 years ago

What is this, the Dark Ages? This is so fake.

mishaltahir 10 years ago

Yea I am only 13 it took too many years to die

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