Will You Press The Button?

Maharid8 months ago

Toot little for that downside.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

get the superpower to have infinite superpowers, get the superpower to keep all your superpowers forever, get the superpower to be able to not feel pain, get the superpower to be immortal, get the superpower to be invulnerable, and bam. I'm a god with no downsides.

EggMab7 months ago

@Steelecol4 By itself, yeah but they also chose invulnerability, so they can’t die.

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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

1) ability to grant wishes 2) attempt to wish away downside 3) if downside can't be wished away, wish for the best possible painkillers 4) wish to always have wish power 5) have fun getting everything you always wanted

lifehacker4207 years ago

Get a superpower that changes the structure of people"s brains > shut off your pain sensors forever (or until next superpower day) > Enjoy your free powers!

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

Good plan I'm getting off topic here, but this is actually a very good photo of shrek

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MichaelEbbink7 years ago

Power to control probability. Probability that the second part doesn’t apply to me: 100%

Sir-loin-of-fil5 years ago

Without Fail

shipqueen287 years ago

So just be on your period for an entire month? Whatever.

The_fat_one4 years ago

What if I made my super power to not have that excruciating pain for the next month

BookedBeans8 years ago

This is what we call periods. Our superpower is mood swings and to calm us down you give us chocolate.

FreshMiNtMinjun7 years ago

And we need to sit on the bed or chair with the fear of having a fountain at our legs if we even stand up an inch

NikkiMarshall7 years ago

have the power to defy the laws of physics itself at your will. (no pain!)

Lizzie Long12 years ago

haha, i already have excrutiating pain once a month for a week! atleast this way i get super powers!

Look4thestars7 years ago

Best. Response. Ever.

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Theweewoowombat 7 years ago

Get the power to not have pain receptors

georgechapman8 years ago

Just get a super power that you couldn't feel pain

qqqqqqqqqqqqppppppppppp8 years ago

worth.

thelocalcannon8 years ago

becomes a dimension hopper hops in mlp use magic to weaken the pain or get butt loads of vykaden

ZerefDragneel8 years ago

But wait if I had a super power of anything I desire couldn't I say I wish to be immortal everything destroyed in my body is repaired instantly, I don't age, and I don't feel pain. so can't I fuck with what I must pay for the power lol

ConnorGames9 years ago

Nope Fuck that...

Snivuteam1237 years ago

Once a year? That"s worthless!

Toothbat3 years ago

Just get a wish granting superpower wish the powers you get always work and wish the side effect never happens

Peanutato9 years ago

I will use only if necessary

ianp1019 years ago

So, I get to be a superhero on an annual cool-down for just a single month of pain? WORTH IT! First, super-....erm .... knowledge? .... to figure out how to minimize the pain. Then, do it again to solve whatever problems I may have....

spookytrash9 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

Chet Deleo12 years ago

My superpowers will enable me to travel back in time and eliminate the pain I will go through for a month rewriting history and conclusively forbidding me from feeling any pain in the first place.

Mr.CatJacket779 years ago

just get the power to grant wishes and stop the pain and wish for every super power for a entire lifetime. DUH.

babybears9 years ago

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GodDammitBilly9 years ago

Makes sense if you're using the power non-stop

Bkillenit4 years ago

I would make a power that makes me like the excruciating pain 💪🏾😏🥴

Chris01118 years ago

Guys.. the power to make LITERALLY anything appear in your hands. Like I could make a button appear. And when that button is pressed, I get everything I can think of!!

Anne12127 years ago

There are still painkillers

SCP Foundation9 years ago

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Ubercrow10 years ago

Fuck off with your ridiculous "loopholes." I'm pressing the button because it's worth it. Also, it says I "may" have an entire day every year; I can decide not to take it the next year if the pain is too much.

asdfjkl9 years ago

bruh... just get ur superpower to be that u can grant wishes then make urself not feel pain

TheLambofMC9 years ago

This power only stays in effect for one day. Also, you will feel pain "without fail", meaning there is no way to avoid it even with your power.

Wyatt03033 years ago

Just choose to have the ability to stop tome

gay_retard8 years ago

Gain the power to control time and space and slow time to a crawl, then mess around with everything

Psypher09 years ago

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OctyFox9 years ago

drugs exist for a reason.

spookytrash9 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

wabi-sabi7 years ago

Ultra Instinct! =D

Cherry Lemonade12 years ago

I CANT PICK!!!! EXCRUCIATING PAIN REGARDLESS

FreshMiNtMinjun7 years ago

I always want to get the superpower to fill things, anything. Like, bank account is at 0, boom, 1.000.000 on your bank account

nashnash309 years ago

the power of not feeling any pain

Slayer225219 years ago

It's only for one day

HayleeBurris8 years ago

whatevs...anything 4 superpowers!

babybears9 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

I_Only_Love_Kokomi8 months ago

superpo'wer:feel happy 'when pain

TTcool649 years ago

Power freeze time. Boom no more time limit

Bkillenit4 years ago

I would get a power that makes me like the pain win win

NicerDicer7 years ago

get the superpower you can build everything you want and build a machine that makes sure you feel no pain next month.

SCP Foundation9 years ago

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BrendanCross8 years ago

Smh

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jackrabbit225910 years ago

February

Firetyper 9 years ago

One month of pain? Sure.

Firetyper 9 years ago

Oh. Just one day. Nope.

babybears9 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

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