Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

Toot little for that downside.

Verysmartpersom 8 months ago

Reality manipulation. Just remove the downside. (and give yourself any other powers while you're at it.)

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

get the superpower to have infinite superpowers, get the superpower to keep all your superpowers forever, get the superpower to be able to not feel pain, get the superpower to be immortal, get the superpower to be invulnerable, and bam. I'm a god with no downsides.

EggMab 2 years ago

@Steelecol4 By itself, yeah but they also chose invulnerability, so they can’t die.

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Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

1) ability to grant wishes 2) attempt to wish away downside 3) if downside can't be wished away, wish for the best possible painkillers 4) wish to always have wish power 5) have fun getting everything you always wanted

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Get a superpower that changes the structure of people"s brains > shut off your pain sensors forever (or until next superpower day) > Enjoy your free powers!

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Good plan I'm getting off topic here, but this is actually a very good photo of shrek

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MichaelEbbink 9 years ago

Power to control probability. Probability that the second part doesn’t apply to me: 100%

Sir-loin-of-fil 6 years ago

Without Fail

shipqueen28 9 years ago

So just be on your period for an entire month? Whatever.

BookedBeans 9 years ago

This is what we call periods. Our superpower is mood swings and to calm us down you give us chocolate.

FreshMiNtMinjun 9 years ago

And we need to sit on the bed or chair with the fear of having a fountain at our legs if we even stand up an inch

The_fat_one 5 years ago

What if I made my super power to not have that excruciating pain for the next month

NikkiMarshall 9 years ago

have the power to defy the laws of physics itself at your will. (no pain!)

Lizzie Long 13 years ago

haha, i already have excrutiating pain once a month for a week! atleast this way i get super powers!

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Best. Response. Ever.

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Theweewoowombat 9 years ago

Get the power to not have pain receptors

georgechapman 9 years ago

Just get a super power that you couldn't feel pain

qqqqqqqqqqqqppppppppppp 10 years ago

worth.

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

becomes a dimension hopper hops in mlp use magic to weaken the pain or get butt loads of vykaden

ZerefDragneel 10 years ago

But wait if I had a super power of anything I desire couldn't I say I wish to be immortal everything destroyed in my body is repaired instantly, I don't age, and I don't feel pain. so can't I fuck with what I must pay for the power lol

spookytrash 11 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

ianp101 10 years ago

So, I get to be a superhero on an annual cool-down for just a single month of pain? WORTH IT! First, super-....erm .... knowledge? .... to figure out how to minimize the pain. Then, do it again to solve whatever problems I may have....

Chet Deleo 13 years ago

My superpowers will enable me to travel back in time and eliminate the pain I will go through for a month rewriting history and conclusively forbidding me from feeling any pain in the first place.

Mr.CatJacket77 11 years ago

just get the power to grant wishes and stop the pain and wish for every super power for a entire lifetime. DUH.

babybears 11 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Makes sense if you're using the power non-stop

Bkillenit 5 years ago

I would make a power that makes me like the excruciating pain 💪🏾😏🥴

Chris0111 10 years ago

Guys.. the power to make LITERALLY anything appear in your hands. Like I could make a button appear. And when that button is pressed, I get everything I can think of!!

Anne1212 9 years ago

There are still painkillers

SCP Foundation 11 years ago

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Ubercrow 12 years ago

Fuck off with your ridiculous "loopholes." I'm pressing the button because it's worth it. Also, it says I "may" have an entire day every year; I can decide not to take it the next year if the pain is too much.

asdfjkl 11 years ago

bruh... just get ur superpower to be that u can grant wishes then make urself not feel pain

TheLambofMC 11 years ago

This power only stays in effect for one day. Also, you will feel pain "without fail", meaning there is no way to avoid it even with your power.

Wyatt0303 5 years ago

Just choose to have the ability to stop tome

gay_retard 10 years ago

Gain the power to control time and space and slow time to a crawl, then mess around with everything

Psypher0 11 years ago

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OctyFox 10 years ago

drugs exist for a reason.

spookytrash 11 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

wabi-sabi 8 years ago

Ultra Instinct! =D

Cherry Lemonade 13 years ago

I CANT PICK!!!! EXCRUCIATING PAIN REGARDLESS

FreshMiNtMinjun 9 years ago

I always want to get the superpower to fill things, anything. Like, bank account is at 0, boom, 1.000.000 on your bank account

nashnash30 11 years ago

the power of not feeling any pain

Slayer22521 11 years ago

It's only for one day

HayleeBurris 9 years ago

whatevs...anything 4 superpowers!

babybears 11 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

I_Only_Love_Kokomi 2 years ago

superpo'wer:feel happy 'when pain

TTcool64 11 years ago

Power freeze time. Boom no more time limit

Bkillenit 5 years ago

I would get a power that makes me like the pain win win

NicerDicer 8 years ago

get the superpower you can build everything you want and build a machine that makes sure you feel no pain next month.

SCP Foundation 11 years ago

NEED YOUR HELP,PEOPLE!!!I WANT MARKIPLIER TO SEE THIS COMMENT AS SOON A POSSIBLE!!!PLEASE!!!BEG EVERYONE!!! JUST SPAM IT EVERYVERE,WHERE MARK CAN READ IT,OK?THANK YOU,DUDES!!! "MARK,I WANT TO ASK YOU AND BLOWETTY WILD TO PLAY ANY GAME!!!TOGATHER!!!I NEED... [Show full comment]

BrendanCross 9 years ago

Smh

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jackrabbit2259 12 years ago

February

Firetyper 11 years ago

One month of pain? Sure.

Firetyper 11 years ago

Oh. Just one day. Nope.

ManFace2 3 years ago

it says you MAY. press the button but keep it for later

babybears 11 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

RedFireFox4 11 years ago

As they say, YOLO!!

MaxBramley 8 years ago

You could have the superpower to be immune to pain

Darius Abend 13 years ago

I already live in excruciating pain from all of my illnesses. I'll just take my pain medicine and at least be happy while I'm in pain. Worth it, anyway. :v

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