Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

Toot little for that downside.

Verysmartpersom 8 months ago

Reality manipulation. Just remove the downside. (and give yourself any other powers while you're at it.)

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

get the superpower to have infinite superpowers, get the superpower to keep all your superpowers forever, get the superpower to be able to not feel pain, get the superpower to be immortal, get the superpower to be invulnerable, and bam. I'm a god with no downsides.

EggMab 2 years ago

@Steelecol4 By itself, yeah but they also chose invulnerability, so they can’t die.

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Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

1) ability to grant wishes 2) attempt to wish away downside 3) if downside can't be wished away, wish for the best possible painkillers 4) wish to always have wish power 5) have fun getting everything you always wanted

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Get a superpower that changes the structure of people"s brains > shut off your pain sensors forever (or until next superpower day) > Enjoy your free powers!

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Good plan I'm getting off topic here, but this is actually a very good photo of shrek

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MichaelEbbink 9 years ago

Power to control probability. Probability that the second part doesn’t apply to me: 100%

Sir-loin-of-fil 6 years ago

Without Fail

shipqueen28 9 years ago

So just be on your period for an entire month? Whatever.

BookedBeans 9 years ago

This is what we call periods. Our superpower is mood swings and to calm us down you give us chocolate.

FreshMiNtMinjun 9 years ago

And we need to sit on the bed or chair with the fear of having a fountain at our legs if we even stand up an inch

The_fat_one 5 years ago

What if I made my super power to not have that excruciating pain for the next month

NikkiMarshall 9 years ago

have the power to defy the laws of physics itself at your will. (no pain!)

Lizzie Long 13 years ago

haha, i already have excrutiating pain once a month for a week! atleast this way i get super powers!

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Best. Response. Ever.

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Theweewoowombat 9 years ago

Get the power to not have pain receptors

georgechapman 9 years ago

Just get a super power that you couldn't feel pain

qqqqqqqqqqqqppppppppppp 10 years ago

worth.

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

becomes a dimension hopper hops in mlp use magic to weaken the pain or get butt loads of vykaden

ZerefDragneel 10 years ago

But wait if I had a super power of anything I desire couldn't I say I wish to be immortal everything destroyed in my body is repaired instantly, I don't age, and I don't feel pain. so can't I fuck with what I must pay for the power lol

Badassgirlnerd 9 years ago

Periods are worse so it"s nothing I can't handle

Spillingbottle57 11 years ago

I want the power of immortality! bam LOOPHOLE!

BrendanCross 9 years ago

Didn't say that you die, just pain

Golden Princess 12 years ago

Noooooooo!!!! and why not every day every OTHER year?

mudafuckingdickhead 11 years ago

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xtreme-outside 5 years ago

i just thought, one power you could choose would be to never get hurt or have pain

RedVexeD 10 years ago

I don't like pain. :|

Roderik72 11 years ago

I would get zero pain and all dine

ladybug5241 10 years ago

#girlproblems

spookytrash 11 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

Kevin666333111 8 years ago

Why...

Bird Man 13 years ago

Then I get hydro prescibed. Then I have mooooooore super powers.

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

That would be fun

notthatimportant 11 years ago

"You MAY have an entire day every year with a superpower of your choice" I don't have to use it if I don't want to, so I won't use it unless I really need to, for instance if I am in danger I can use it. Having the ability to have any superpower for on... [Show full comment]

Mommasgirl1100 9 years ago

I could just use my super power to make myself not in pain but the problem is.... my powers would be a doctor"s power XD

babybears 11 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

Naomiii 2 years ago

just get the superpower to get all superpowers an ld the super power to keep them. Then use the superpower to not feel pain for the next month or, never have to use it again because the rule doesn't apply anymore, as you would have superpowers for an indefinite time

Slimey kitty kat 10 years ago

You could have a power to stop pain

legorig 11 years ago

The power to refill things has no bounderies

namgrub 12 years ago

my super power is that what i wan't it will 100% come true so i have alway's this supper power if i wan't ^^ and that i don't feel the pain of that

Jordieliz 10 years ago

What if I have a super that gives me money that would be awesome

Snivuteam123 9 years ago

Once a year? That"s worthless!

ConnorGames 11 years ago

Nope Fuck that...

hoggle 2 months ago

1. Any superpower? Time Manipulation. You can become rich as fuck. Going foward to see what's hot, invest. Including stocks, crypto, even sports betting. And i'd tell people im going to a cabin for 1 day, and never leave the cabin, no changes i will make t... [Show full comment]

Peanutato 11 years ago

I will use only if necessary

Toothbat 5 years ago

Just get a wish granting superpower wish the powers you get always work and wish the side effect never happens

ianp101 10 years ago

So, I get to be a superhero on an annual cool-down for just a single month of pain? WORTH IT! First, super-....erm .... knowledge? .... to figure out how to minimize the pain. Then, do it again to solve whatever problems I may have....

spookytrash 11 years ago

I already feel mental pain from depression and gender dysphoria every day so it won't be so bad, i mean my superpower would be to wake up as a guy. fucK

Mr.CatJacket77 11 years ago

just get the power to grant wishes and stop the pain and wish for every super power for a entire lifetime. DUH.

Chet Deleo 13 years ago

My superpowers will enable me to travel back in time and eliminate the pain I will go through for a month rewriting history and conclusively forbidding me from feeling any pain in the first place.

babybears 11 years ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come tru Hurry you have 20 minutes or the oppisite of your wish will happenrn

Chris0111 10 years ago

Guys.. the power to make LITERALLY anything appear in your hands. Like I could make a button appear. And when that button is pressed, I get everything I can think of!!

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Makes sense if you're using the power non-stop

Bkillenit 5 years ago

I would make a power that makes me like the excruciating pain 💪🏾😏🥴

Ubercrow 12 years ago

Fuck off with your ridiculous "loopholes." I'm pressing the button because it's worth it. Also, it says I "may" have an entire day every year; I can decide not to take it the next year if the pain is too much.

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