Will You Press The Button?

yazanabunima123-SHEESH3 years ago

But atoms never touch so you never touch anything in your life and plus why touch stuff with telekinetic powers?

Volion2 years ago

Touch is a word that doesn't describe actually touching something but only getting as close to it as possible.

TheFangSome138 years ago

Presses button, destroys universe from "touching" air

GameBoyR5 years ago

We’re all made of atoms, the world, anything ever, and atoms never touch each other So that means we’ve never felt anything in our entire lives which means we’ve never TOUCHED everything sooo... No downside!

radicaled739 years ago

Lead lined gloves?

AssHar8 years ago

Science butch nothing ever touches

Dedwerg7 years ago

“I need healing”

TheButtonSmasher1239 years ago

cant touch water to drink can't touch food to eat?? HOW WILL YOU LIVE

VesHeil9 years ago

Well, since they're being radiated and not irradiated, I'd guess they'll just be hit with a gentle glow, or, you know... die.

TheButton1018 years ago

Then i will touch my enemies

Craig Bartlett12 years ago

technically you never touch anything ... look it up

Endman8 years ago

Nice one i knew about that but i didnt realise before your comment but if you touch yourselfe...

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Connor Don Carlos12 years ago

wear gloves?

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

The gloves would touch it not you. So you could wear like four gloves

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Emily Tait12 years ago

So, your basically a combination of rogue and jean?

bettycoopah8 years ago

*finger slowly moves towards both of you for burning my eyes with the mention of either of those satanic assholes*

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NukeIt9er9 years ago

I don't see a downside; telekinetic and super lethal.

CR4ZYC4TL4DY3 years ago

But air

HolyNipples10 years ago

Yeah "telekinetic" powers would be awesome but that means you can 1) no longer fap 2) No longer play video games or use a computer 3) would kill anyone you have sex with.

FramugaMan5 years ago

Gloves???

buttonmasher10 years ago

Telekinesis would allow you to float shit, gg.

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

Everything dies at one point.

the last raposa9 years ago

You just make living things glow and dead things dead no downside

#SPOOKY10 years ago

With my body or my hands in particular

BrookLynn8 years ago

wat bout meh doggo

Julian Neurosis12 years ago

Double positive.

Dustinolast year

Just an example of King Midas, can’t eat any more food

nubs nation10 years ago

<3

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck8 years ago

WEAR GLOVES

Tigger2.009 years ago

I agree on not touching anything.

Flapple8 years ago

What is if you walk barefood?

Minotaur8 years ago

GRAMMAR DUDE

Moda9 years ago

Don't agree because you can't play without touch You are already touch the ground

Mitsubashi4 years ago

Wear gloves. Problem solved.

MeepKeep10 years ago

Beings aren't "things" and I have telekenesis. Good job, bro.

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LizziezGamer7 years ago

I will touch every human on Earth and destroy my enemies hahahah

PaweÅ‚ Strzemecki12 years ago

I hate everything and everyone so ...

Hyperion9 years ago

Wait, what if I want to jerk off? Am I cursed with a wet sausage?

RumblyBiscuit668 years ago

What kind of defention of touch are we using here

Kys9 years ago

Kys

Ty 10 years ago

Gloves.

Deformed Cheese9 years ago

Irradiated*

egocer3 years ago

M U R D E R

~Wave~length~10 years ago

@HolyNipples... use telekinesis for those things... except the last one. And for that... I dunno, probable screwed.

Tiezilla8 years ago

Wear a lead lined suit.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Radiated? Not radioactive, but radiated? What does that even mean?

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