Will You Press The Button?

yazanabunima123-SHEESH3 years ago

But atoms never touch so you never touch anything in your life and plus why touch stuff with telekinetic powers?

Volion2 years ago

Touch is a word that doesn't describe actually touching something but only getting as close to it as possible.

TheFangSome138 years ago

Presses button, destroys universe from "touching" air

GameBoyR5 years ago

We’re all made of atoms, the world, anything ever, and atoms never touch each other So that means we’ve never felt anything in our entire lives which means we’ve never TOUCHED everything sooo... No downside!

radicaled739 years ago

Lead lined gloves?

AssHar8 years ago

Science butch nothing ever touches

Dedwerg7 years ago

“I need healing”

TheButton1017 years ago

Then i will touch my enemies

TheButtonSmasher1239 years ago

cant touch water to drink can't touch food to eat?? HOW WILL YOU LIVE

VesHeil9 years ago

Well, since they're being radiated and not irradiated, I'd guess they'll just be hit with a gentle glow, or, you know... die.

Craig Bartlett12 years ago

technically you never touch anything ... look it up

Endman8 years ago

Nice one i knew about that but i didnt realise before your comment but if you touch yourselfe...

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Connor Don Carlos12 years ago

wear gloves?

EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago

The gloves would touch it not you. So you could wear like four gloves

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Emily Tait12 years ago

So, your basically a combination of rogue and jean?

bettycoopah7 years ago

*finger slowly moves towards both of you for burning my eyes with the mention of either of those satanic assholes*

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ihaveAphobiaOfBlackslast year

I have become death destroyer of worlds

nubs nation9 years ago

<=3

ColtonInabnit8 years ago

Wear gloves all the time. So u don't touch stuff but your gloves do.

Fairy_Tale8 years ago

But your touching the gloves

happyslapper9 years ago

just wear gloves

zwaglou8 years ago

Where plastik gloves

Unknown229 years ago

i want 2 hug my mom

oofityoofoof4 years ago

you can make a telekinetic forcefield and never touch anything..

Tranq10 years ago

Irradiated* You are an insult to Fallout 3 and New Vegas! I hope you are turned into a ghoul!

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AleandrohinriRadicalgamers7 years ago

"Kay i got 3 days to destroy a kill everything in sight

Moritz Zumm12 years ago

Gloves !

Hyperion9 years ago

If I'm telekinetic, why the fuck would I touch anything?

The_Reaper_Master8 years ago

But with telekenetic powers you technically don't touch anything.....

ModSavvy9 years ago

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ecsonic9 years ago

MY CAT NOOOOOO

NukeIt9er9 years ago

I don't see a downside; telekinetic and super lethal.

CR4ZYC4TL4DY3 years ago

But air

HolyNipples9 years ago

Yeah "telekinetic" powers would be awesome but that means you can 1) no longer fap 2) No longer play video games or use a computer 3) would kill anyone you have sex with.

FramugaMan5 years ago

Gloves???

buttonmasher10 years ago

Telekinesis would allow you to float shit, gg.

Triggeredhawkmemes8 years ago

Everything dies at one point.

BrookLynn7 years ago

wat bout meh doggo

Julian Neurosis12 years ago

Double positive.

the last raposa9 years ago

You just make living things glow and dead things dead no downside

#SPOOKY9 years ago

With my body or my hands in particular

Tigger2.009 years ago

I agree on not touching anything.

Dustinolast year

Just an example of King Midas, can’t eat any more food

nubs nation9 years ago

<3

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck8 years ago

WEAR GLOVES

Mitsubashi4 years ago

Wear gloves. Problem solved.

MeepKeep9 years ago

Beings aren't "things" and I have telekenesis. Good job, bro.

Flapple8 years ago

What is if you walk barefood?

Minotaur8 years ago

GRAMMAR DUDE

Moda9 years ago

Don't agree because you can't play without touch You are already touch the ground

Hyperion9 years ago

Wait, what if I want to jerk off? Am I cursed with a wet sausage?

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LizziezGamer7 years ago

I will touch every human on Earth and destroy my enemies hahahah

PaweÅ‚ Strzemecki12 years ago

I hate everything and everyone so ...

Ty 9 years ago

Gloves.

RumblyBiscuit668 years ago

What kind of defention of touch are we using here

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