You've been diagnosed with stage 3 Cancer (non-surgical). But you can survive more than a few years with chemo therapy.
but
You live in America, and by the first year of treatment, you're completely broke. You've list your house, are in immense debt, and, while still alive, have nothing to your name.
I will not


T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Person who made this. You little fucker! You made a shit of piece with your trash cancer button. It’s fucking bad this trash dilemma. I will become back my money! I hope you will in your next time a cow, on a trash farm, you sucker!

Tomis The Wise10 years ago
404, upside not found

PixleBOOM7 years ago
Exactly
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NightShade179 years ago
I just love the feeking of large tumors and horrible diseases coursing through my body, and now I'm the poorest person in the US who has cancer too, man I am sooooooooo lucky.

Amanda Sapienzo12 years ago
There are literally no upsides to this, why would anyone even press the button?

Hyltran2 years ago
People ho have less than a few years to live would press this.
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awsome_nuub9 years ago
Whoever made this obviously didnt get the point of this website

ComicSansBones9 years ago
i rather die on a toilet than this shit

Matt1ha7 years ago
You just made my day
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Seftowefto9997 years ago
No upsides

Virgil7 years ago
There is no upside because this is reality for a large portion of people and they too have no upsides

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
Woah...

dono_kcbr10 years ago
This is so stupid

OriginalNate469 years ago
"Yay,I have cancer now and I have to pay for chemotherapy!"

SneezingIdiot9 years ago
Just what we all wanted

Timelypat8 years ago
I'm not gonna press a button to get cancer

Rowly8 years ago
Upside? A few years of poverty and suffering? What is the point?

uncleltr8 years ago
I don't think the creator knows how this works...

P78 years ago
Y, da 11417 ppl mad o wat!

I find all the loopholes8 years ago
Why did 11196 people press the button?!

Cameron Halstead12 years ago
i'll have to start cooking meth

Jonathan Kip Winger12 years ago
Why would anyone press the button

pdharr9 years ago
i see nothing good is that the maker of this dillemma's sense of humor

EpicCreeper1279 years ago
I get cancer AND i'm broke?!?! NO!! ju- just no!

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
No upside. How did this even get approved?

MouseGirl3 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley12 years ago
What is the up-side to this..?

Chameleon6874 years ago
Do you realize how much 3 years of chemotherapy would suck? The only science backing it is that they inject poisons into you and they hopefully kill the cancer before it kills you
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Tyler Newman12 years ago
I would have to rename myself Walter White first

Marcus Pennington12 years ago
uhm... what? there is no upside to this at all...

Jennyfer López12 years ago
Die either way, but at least without pressing the button I'd die with my dignity!

derpyherp9 years ago
do all that, but get famous, win the lottery and find a cure for cancer.... idek

Francis Bonnefoy Is Fabulous11 years ago
Live in America? So I live in Alfred F. Jones? Weird...

MouseGirl3 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/497739

sssssnakeman 9 years ago
22% pressed the button

Theguywhosaidno8 years ago
over eleven thousand people got cancer for no reason

Bahroo10 years ago
So by clicking the button we get cancer...? Why would anyone click it?

mofongow6 years ago
Just like in the USA!

nascarfan6579 years ago
Whoever wrote this didn't get the point.

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
What"s the upside?

Donderpants10 years ago
Wow! Such upsides!

Dawn Seaman12 years ago
I think someone's angry.

Icode18 years ago
upsides none found

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
UHHH... Upside?

WalterWhite9 months ago
JESSE! i have lung cancer. we need to cook jesse. we live in a society jesse

hudson9 years ago
you mean my life but with cancer and no money (i am saying i live in america)

SpiceandSugar7 years ago
...y"know if I don't press that button, I don't get cancer...

Aidan T.9 years ago
where the fuck is the upside

NoButtonOk3 years ago
If I don't press the button, I won't be diagnosed with cancer

katsumi277 years ago
Lol. Chemo kills you anyway and makes other tumors grow.

katsumi277 years ago
It’s true. It’s in the research. Chemo does kill some cancer, but it causes others to grow.
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Stitcher9 years ago
Wtf why is this good? Hown is cancer the upside? This one is terrible who are the 20% that pressed the button???

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
Whoever pressed the button is just suicidal or deppressed

Bagel girl :)9 years ago
Why did 21% press the button?!

Pingurules8 years ago
This site isn't "Would you rather".

shemurr10 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

Temnai9 years ago
Only upside I can find is if you already have stage 3 cancer and are going to die sooner than that. IDK, best I could come up with.

Luigi Sacupayo Rivera12 years ago
Should I add the fact that you were previously a Chemistry teacher, but found out that with your extensive knowledge of science, could practice meth cookery perfectly?
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