15580 (18%) 71137 (82%)
15580 (18%) people have pressed this button, while 71137 (82%) did not.
You've been diagnosed with stage 3 Cancer (non-surgical). But you can survive more than a few years with chemo therapy.
but
You live in America, and by the first year of treatment, you're completely broke. You've list your house, are in immense debt, and, while still alive, have nothing to your name.
Next

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago
Person who made this. You little fucker! You made a shit of piece with your trash cancer button. It’s fucking bad this trash dilemma. I will become back my money! I hope you will in your next time a cow, on a trash farm, you sucker!

Tomis The Wise 12 years ago
404, upside not found

PixleBOOM 9 years ago
Exactly
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NightShade17 10 years ago
I just love the feeking of large tumors and horrible diseases coursing through my body, and now I'm the poorest person in the US who has cancer too, man I am sooooooooo lucky.

Amanda Sapienzo 13 years ago
There are literally no upsides to this, why would anyone even press the button?

Hyltran 3 years ago
People ho have less than a few years to live would press this.
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awsome_nuub 10 years ago
Whoever made this obviously didnt get the point of this website

ComicSansBones 10 years ago
i rather die on a toilet than this shit

Matt1ha 8 years ago
You just made my day
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Seftowefto999 9 years ago
No upsides

Virgil 9 years ago
There is no upside because this is reality for a large portion of people and they too have no upsides

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago
Woah...

dono_kcbr 12 years ago
This is so stupid

OriginalNate46 11 years ago
"Yay,I have cancer now and I have to pay for chemotherapy!"

SneezingIdiot 10 years ago
Just what we all wanted

Cameron Halstead 13 years ago
i'll have to start cooking meth

Jonathan Kip Winger 13 years ago
Why would anyone press the button

Timelypat 9 years ago
I'm not gonna press a button to get cancer

Rowly 9 years ago
Upside? A few years of poverty and suffering? What is the point?

uncleltr 10 years ago
I don't think the creator knows how this works...

P7 10 years ago
Y, da 11417 ppl mad o wat!

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
Why did 11196 people press the button?!

pdharr 10 years ago
i see nothing good is that the maker of this dillemma's sense of humor

EpicCreeper127 10 years ago
I get cancer AND i'm broke?!?! NO!! ju- just no!

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
No upside. How did this even get approved?

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502319

Ryan ScottyBoy Stanley 13 years ago
What is the up-side to this..?

Chameleon687 5 years ago
Do you realize how much 3 years of chemotherapy would suck? The only science backing it is that they inject poisons into you and they hopefully kill the cancer before it kills you
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Tyler Newman 13 years ago
I would have to rename myself Walter White first

Marcus Pennington 13 years ago
uhm... what? there is no upside to this at all...

Jennyfer López 13 years ago
Die either way, but at least without pressing the button I'd die with my dignity!

WalterWhite 2 years ago
JESSE! i have lung cancer. we need to cook jesse. we live in a society jesse

hudson 10 years ago
you mean my life but with cancer and no money (i am saying i live in america)

SpiceandSugar 8 years ago
...y"know if I don't press that button, I don't get cancer...

Aidan T. 11 years ago
where the fuck is the upside

Icode1 10 years ago
upsides none found

WhoTheHellAmI? 11 years ago
UHHH... Upside?

katsumi27 9 years ago
Lol. Chemo kills you anyway and makes other tumors grow.

katsumi27 9 years ago
It’s true. It’s in the research. Chemo does kill some cancer, but it causes others to grow.
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Stitcher 11 years ago
Wtf why is this good? Hown is cancer the upside? This one is terrible who are the 20% that pressed the button???

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago
Whoever pressed the button is just suicidal or deppressed

NoButtonOk 5 years ago
If I don't press the button, I won't be diagnosed with cancer

Temnai 10 years ago
Only upside I can find is if you already have stage 3 cancer and are going to die sooner than that. IDK, best I could come up with.

Luigi Sacupayo Rivera 13 years ago
Should I add the fact that you were previously a Chemistry teacher, but found out that with your extensive knowledge of science, could practice meth cookery perfectly?

Smolcoolkid 6 years ago
I’m confused why 19% pressed this, do y’all want to die or something?

Bagel girl :) 11 years ago
Why did 21% press the button?!

Pingurules 9 years ago
This site isn't "Would you rather".

shemurr 11 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five... [Show full comment]

DucksArentPurple 8 years ago
Why are there people who pressed it?

slushie 11 years ago
this whole thing it bad. it's better to say no to all of this

SteakWithSprinkles 10 years ago
Ummm.... everything here is bad.... why would anyone press the button?...

Yingjie 11 years ago
So you press button and get cancer. Must press.

hot mama👰 10 years ago
I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ... [Show full comment]

HeyImHereNow 10 years ago
Drug Lord, anyone?

FuturesEnd 12 years ago
This is the stupidest fucking thing. I'd be worse off. There's no fucking upside omg. Think please?

TOSS367 3 years ago
Poor dude lost the plot

satan-sama 11 years ago
Only 1531 people short before I could say 'the number of jackass the press the button is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

SnowJohn 8 years ago
Why did 22 percent of the people press this
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