You get your own island and $500m as funding money
but
China may nuke you in 5 years
I will not


Migdin18 years ago
May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]

Mads_luvs_u11 months ago
How did you even think of that
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Purple Plum Pie9 years ago
MAY not will, MAY

Thatmovingdeadthing9 years ago
Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved

EllaEevee6 years ago
China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.

Conner Wolf12 years ago
Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace

PineappleSmoothies5 years ago
And then kill China"s enemy"s haha
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Winter648 years ago
China MAY nuke you in 5 years

TeamKobus28 years ago
Ikr

Sekkusu7 years ago
Just fucking get the fundings , sell the island and go

Skyfall22217 years ago
That’s a good idea

Akikokat7 years ago
Chances taken

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Migdin18 years ago
I thought i had gotten rid of you!!!
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
"may"

Loophole-alert8 years ago
Well it didn't say a 50% or 10% or 75% etc chance so I can say a .00000000000001% nuke 99.99999999999etc % safe

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
If I had that percentage, I would have already gotten nuked. Twice. #rottenluck

Vegetto87018 years ago
Pay them so they don't nuke you

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
"May"

Mr_Cbass8 years ago
I'll invite them to build a military outpost there in exchange for not being nuked. There you go.

The Questionable Girl9 years ago
It's been a good five years so all of you plz leave so I can die.... OH YEAH LETS NUKE CHINA FIRST!

The Questionable Girl9 years ago
It's been a good five years so all of you plz leave so I can die.... OH YEAH LETS NUKE CHINA FIRST!

happywheelsman779 years ago
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

Jon31579 years ago
Missile defense program along with the most sophisticated cloaking systems in the world

Carlton Walker12 years ago
nuke china in 4 years...

RadioactiveMilk2 years ago
Nuke em in 1.
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quickstirke8 years ago
BRING IT ON China!!!!

CocaColaCandy78 years ago
Why can't we just be friends

Emma Fisher12 years ago
MAY!! Key word folks! MAAAAYYYYY!

ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTakenARRRRRGGGGHHHH8 years ago
That"s what I was going to say. MAY. Anyone MAY do that anyway.
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paratela9 years ago
Well then I may nuk3 China first :3

deenuts9 years ago
I will nuke them first

dizzyuser9 years ago
Just nuke them first

FuinhaGamer9 years ago
ok, if you live in china... PREPARE TO BE FUCKING NUKED!!!!!!

EnderEmerald10 years ago
What if I nuke them first

Julián David Irusta12 years ago
What if i nuke 'em first?

LesDilemma9 years ago
Hot the nuke from the funding...
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Nathan Hossein12 years ago
I would get AMERICA on my side

David Anderson12 years ago
I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.

Tsunami_Wof12 months ago
I’m friends with Xi Jingping

ronithemangles8 years ago
Or just take a automatic nuke missile defense snipe shooter shortly anmdss

Kingdom ruler9 years ago
MAY it didn't say they will

EN3RGY6 years ago
But Im Chinese...

TheDeviL2349 years ago
"may nuke you" just have good diplomatic relations with them for 5 years and you will be fine

DragonSlayre6610 years ago
They never said they would its just a maybe. And can anyone tell me how to change my profile picture?

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Install anti-nuke ray. You have 500 million.

EarthlyCobra9 years ago
i say just stay there for five years and leave the island plane and let them nuke it

d1dukn0w10 years ago
"may" 😎

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
make FRIENDS HIT CHINGY CHONGY LAND :D

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
China MAY nuke me. Befriend them like on Civilisation

just press it (or don't)9 years ago
it looks like 59% of ppl want to die

DO-CTOR3 years ago
Leave the island in five years, then come back.

FluffiestCloudTheUndertaleFan8 years ago
Im a kid

Kirbonic19 years ago
so... Fallout games in 5 years?

LOLFUNNYDOGEMEME8 years ago
I'm not taking any risks thank you.

kaijonas9 years ago
China haven't a good air this country are to smoked .It is better when his nuked.But the people haven't hurt

Kamek714 years ago
I could invite my friends and party people would see and world peace! No more China nukes

general awesome9 years ago
nuke them first

MafiaLeader10 years ago
Nuke china first XD

Silly_Squirt7 years ago
one word. MAY

AnimeOverride8 years ago
Yes, China is going to nuke me because I'm a harmless homesteader on my own little island.
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