May is a month, months are a long time and 12 off them make a year. China has a animal for each year, this year it is the rooster. Roosters make loud sounds, rock music makes loud sounds too. Rocks are everywhere on earth. Earth is on the ground, there is ...[Show full comment]
Then make sure they know you don't exist. Problem solved
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EllaEevee6 years ago
China MAY nuke you. They MAY NOT.
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Conner Wolf12 years ago
Make friends with them, invite all the world leaders to an incredible Island Party for a week, make good relations with everyone, possibly establish world peace
I'd use a good chunk of the 500M to purchase a nulear-proof missile silo to launch back at them, and live in an underground designer-home. Cookies to you if you get the reference.
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Tsunami_Wof12 months ago
I’m friends with Xi Jingping
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ronithemangles8 years ago
Or just take a automatic nuke missile defense snipe shooter shortly anmdss
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Kingdom ruler9 years ago
MAY it didn't say they will
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EN3RGY6 years ago
But Im Chinese...
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TheDeviL2349 years ago
"may nuke you" just have good diplomatic relations with them for 5 years and you will be fine
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DragonSlayre6610 years ago
They never said they would its just a maybe.
And can anyone tell me how to change my profile picture?
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TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Install anti-nuke ray. You have 500 million.
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EarthlyCobra9 years ago
i say just stay there for five years and leave the island plane and let them nuke it
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d1dukn0w10 years ago
"may" 😎
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SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
make FRIENDS HIT CHINGY CHONGY LAND :D
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Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
China MAY nuke me. Befriend them like on Civilisation
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just press it (or don't)9 years ago
it looks like 59% of ppl want to die
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DO-CTOR3 years ago
Leave the island in five years, then come back.
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FluffiestCloudTheUndertaleFan8 years ago
Im a kid
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Kirbonic19 years ago
so... Fallout games in 5 years?
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LOLFUNNYDOGEMEME8 years ago
I'm not taking any risks thank you.
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kaijonas9 years ago
China haven't a good air this country are to smoked .It is better when his nuked.But the people haven't hurt
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Kamek714 years ago
I could invite my friends and party people would see and world peace! No more China nukes
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general awesome9 years ago
nuke them first
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MafiaLeader10 years ago
Nuke china first XD
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Silly_Squirt7 years ago
one word. MAY
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AnimeOverride8 years ago
Yes, China is going to nuke me because I'm a harmless homesteader on my own little island.
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