Cancer will be eradicated from the human race.
but
You will be the last cancer patient in the world (and it's terminal.)
I will not

Hsu last year
为了我的祖父母和我们的后代

IamHot 11 years ago
well im really selfish and i kinda hate everyone so...... nahhh

greaterfiend 5 years ago
@katoerocks35 it already says you are the last patient so if hed definitely get it by pusing.
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Dominic Wilshier 13 years ago
for humanity and my mother

--raindrops 6 years ago
Thank you, we praise and honor your sacrifice. It shall not be forgotten
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Snowfrost918 11 years ago
You will get your cancer cured! so what if its terminal? You get cured last, thats all. even terminal cancer doesnt kill instantly, you know.

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago
Now here"s someone who knows what he"s talking about!
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Prestige1076 10 years ago
If cancer is eradicated from the human race, then that means it would be physically impossible to get diagnosed, so scientifically, there is no downside. If the way this question means it it that cancer is removed from everyone in the world and everyone th... [Show full comment]

greaterfiend 5 years ago
And Im fine with that.

RelationshipStatusComplicated 8 years ago
I pressed the button my grandpa died from cancer and a 5 year old girl Ik has cancer😢

Luciara 3 years ago
Oh no I'm so sorry for u! my grandma has cancer too and the doctor said she might die in the next two years! 😥😭

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago
33504 people were the last to get cancer. K.

firewaffle 11 years ago
I am selfish. I did not press the button.

CCthecat 10 years ago
At least u were honest :)

WeedCard 9 years ago
*smashes button* I have crippling depression

dankmemes101 9 years ago
My dog died from cancer and I hope no one with have to suffer like I have T_T

dankmemes101 9 years ago
*will

Noonoo098 9 years ago
Make the most of the time I have left with the people I love knowing they can't die from a long line of disease in my family

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago
Good chance to quote Fire Emblem. What is one life, when weighed against millions?

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Well I dont know anyone with cancer, there actually is a cure, and Im not gonna die for strangers
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StarWarra190 11 years ago
It's not that I'm selfish, but I just started "living" and I wanna keep doing it, so sorry everyone :(

pixel 32 comander 11 years ago
god will save me

TINY BOX TIM 11 years ago
I could save HUMANITY! Plus I am a box so... don't really affect me

thebigmic 11 years ago
fuck humanity !

Francis Racicot 13 years ago
im not selfish and death don't scare me

MYTHIC 11 years ago
you put the words right out of my mouth
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Kevin Jayvee Moynihan 13 years ago
There will be another form of illness to take it's place. Not to sound cold, but you have to think about it.

greaterfiend 5 years ago
No.
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Fernando Lopes 13 years ago
3051 (66%) people have pressed this button. Humans aren't as bad as I thought.

ArchedParsley7 11 years ago
*looks over smarts
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Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
My death in exchange for many, many, MANY others lives? Worth it.

Trins O'Connor 13 years ago
Sure, I don't mind dying for every other person on the earth. Kids get Cancer and its killed loads of people in my Family. I'll be reunited with them again. The world is a wheel.

Imbion 10 years ago
Alright, I'll get cancer which I probably will at an old age? Yay.

spnmcd666 11 years ago
12,200 people didn't want to get cancer so that NOBODY else in the world has to have it. That's pretty selfish if you ask me

Storm_Ryder8 9 years ago
Fuck it. Cancer is cured and hey some random person might look up who the last person with cancer was and go. Huh interesting

Fluffykitty 11 years ago
not like tons of other people have died from cancer.. okay. id sacrafice myself

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
One person pressed it so I don’t have too

Doctorlymovie35 11 years ago
Doesn't say what type of cancer so... I will pick one with zero pain 😃😃😃😃😃😃

SnowBunny 12 years ago
33% of people are assholes who only care for themselves

Crawelle 10 years ago
Fuck yeah

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Just about everyonw in my family does of cancer, so was this supposed to alter my fate? Not really. I know I'll most likely die of cancer anyway.

nothanks 12 years ago
These comments literally make me want to shove myself into a cannon and shoot myself into space as far away from mankind as possible

luna_Winchester 10 years ago
Here. It's not my arm. Its one of the hundred people from my basement but here you go

Jjjjjkll 7 years ago
I fkin accidentally pressed no

SebasJudex 11 years ago
Get the cure duh duh

Cipper1214 3 months ago
荣幸之至

TehRobloxNub 9 years ago
I hate my life so yeah... Even though I'm probably not even half way I'm only 21

randomfandoms175 11 years ago
For humanity!!!

Assboi 10 years ago
As long as i can save kfc

Ye_olden_memes 9 years ago
Wait, all cancer is cured. Just get the cure, done.

Heichou 11 years ago
Wait so this is saying we aren't human because we have cancer? wut ;-;

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
As long as it goes, I will be proud to do that :)

mrpoo 5 years ago
for everyone I would do it

Molly Brown 11 years ago
At least I would be known in history

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago
Take one for the eNTIRE HUMAN RACE

CCthecat 10 years ago
Very mild cancer. Just a small stomachache once in a while XD

Neemem 6 years ago
I would try and make a cure for cancer but then people would think it"s ok to smoke

ILTRUCE 11 years ago
I could be funnier if my cancer can be contagious.

Lavamob01 9 years ago
Others pressed the button sooooooo......

EpicTyphlosion 10 years ago
For the future of humans!

Nyeh 9 years ago
TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM BOIS
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