61116 (64%) 34260 (36%)
61116 (64%) people have pressed this button, while 34260 (36%) did not.
Cancer will be eradicated from the human race.
but
You will be the last cancer patient in the world (and it's terminal.)
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Hsu2 months ago
为了我的祖父母和我们的后代

IamHot10 years ago
well im really selfish and i kinda hate everyone so...... nahhh

greaterfiend4 years ago
@katoerocks35 it already says you are the last patient so if hed definitely get it by pusing.
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Dominic Wilshier12 years ago
for humanity and my mother

--raindrops4 years ago
Thank you, we praise and honor your sacrifice. It shall not be forgotten
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Snowfrost9189 years ago
You will get your cancer cured! so what if its terminal? You get cured last, thats all. even terminal cancer doesnt kill instantly, you know.

Bossitronio20149 years ago
Now here"s someone who knows what he"s talking about!
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Prestige10768 years ago
If cancer is eradicated from the human race, then that means it would be physically impossible to get diagnosed, so scientifically, there is no downside. If the way this question means it it that cancer is removed from everyone in the world and everyone th...[Show full comment]

greaterfiend4 years ago
And Im fine with that.

RelationshipStatusComplicated7 years ago
I pressed the button my grandpa died from cancer and a 5 year old girl Ik has cancer😢

Luciaralast year
Oh no I'm so sorry for u! my grandma has cancer too and the doctor said she might die in the next two years! 😥😭

Bossitronio20149 years ago
33504 people were the last to get cancer. K.

firewaffle9 years ago
I am selfish. I did not press the button.

CCthecat9 years ago
At least u were honest :)

WeedCard8 years ago
*smashes button* I have crippling depression

dankmemes1018 years ago
My dog died from cancer and I hope no one with have to suffer like I have T_T

dankmemes1018 years ago
*will

Noonoo0988 years ago
Make the most of the time I have left with the people I love knowing they can't die from a long line of disease in my family

StarWarra19010 years ago
It's not that I'm selfish, but I just started "living" and I wanna keep doing it, so sorry everyone :(

pixel 32 comander10 years ago
god will save me

TINY BOX TIM 10 years ago
I could save HUMANITY! Plus I am a box so... don't really affect me

thebigmic10 years ago
fuck humanity !

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence12 years ago
Good chance to quote Fire Emblem. What is one life, when weighed against millions?

greaterfiend4 years ago
Well I dont know anyone with cancer, there actually is a cure, and Im not gonna die for strangers
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Francis Racicot12 years ago
im not selfish and death don't scare me

MYTHIC9 years ago
you put the words right out of my mouth
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Kevin Jayvee Moynihan12 years ago
There will be another form of illness to take it's place. Not to sound cold, but you have to think about it.

greaterfiend4 years ago
No.
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Fernando Lopes12 years ago
3051 (66%) people have pressed this button. Humans aren't as bad as I thought.

ArchedParsley79 years ago
*looks over smarts
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Taylor Thomas12 years ago
My death in exchange for many, many, MANY others lives? Worth it.

Trins O'Connor12 years ago
Sure, I don't mind dying for every other person on the earth. Kids get Cancer and its killed loads of people in my Family. I'll be reunited with them again. The world is a wheel.

Imbion8 years ago
Alright, I'll get cancer which I probably will at an old age? Yay.

spnmcd6669 years ago
12,200 people didn't want to get cancer so that NOBODY else in the world has to have it. That's pretty selfish if you ask me

Storm_Ryder88 years ago
Fuck it. Cancer is cured and hey some random person might look up who the last person with cancer was and go. Huh interesting

Fluffykitty10 years ago
not like tons of other people have died from cancer.. okay. id sacrafice myself

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
One person pressed it so I don’t have too

Doctorlymovie359 years ago
Doesn't say what type of cancer so... I will pick one with zero pain 😃😃😃😃😃😃

SnowBunny10 years ago
33% of people are assholes who only care for themselves

Crawelle9 years ago
Fuck yeah

Mai-chan8 years ago
Just about everyonw in my family does of cancer, so was this supposed to alter my fate? Not really. I know I'll most likely die of cancer anyway.

nothanks11 years ago
These comments literally make me want to shove myself into a cannon and shoot myself into space as far away from mankind as possible

luna_Winchester9 years ago
Here. It's not my arm. Its one of the hundred people from my basement but here you go

Jjjjjkll6 years ago
I fkin accidentally pressed no

SebasJudex10 years ago
Get the cure duh duh

TehRobloxNub7 years ago
I hate my life so yeah... Even though I'm probably not even half way I'm only 21

randomfandoms17510 years ago
For humanity!!!

Assboi8 years ago
As long as i can save kfc

Ye_olden_memes8 years ago
Wait, all cancer is cured. Just get the cure, done.

Heichou10 years ago
Wait so this is saying we aren't human because we have cancer? wut ;-;

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
As long as it goes, I will be proud to do that :)

mrpoo3 years ago
for everyone I would do it

Molly Brown9 years ago
At least I would be known in history

CCthecat9 years ago
Very mild cancer. Just a small stomachache once in a while XD

Neemem5 years ago
I would try and make a cure for cancer but then people would think it"s ok to smoke

ILTRUCE10 years ago
I could be funnier if my cancer can be contagious.

Lavamob018 years ago
Others pressed the button sooooooo......

Peggy-fucking-Carter11 years ago
Take one for the eNTIRE HUMAN RACE

Nyeh8 years ago
TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM BOIS

Colin de Veth12 years ago
Take one for the team

EpicTyphlosion9 years ago
For the future of humans!
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