Absolutely all your vital information is conveniently available in one simple place for your ease of use.
but
The gov't watches everything you do, and if your data falls into the wrong hands, you lose everything, including your identity.
I will not

VirtualShyGuy 11 years ago
this is the beginning to a really bad spy movie

Ironshifter 4 years ago
87man not everyone lives in u.s.
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sonicj01 10 years ago
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Unforgivable_Hexagon 3 years ago
🥴
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Hedg3h09 11 years ago
So what if the government can see my porn? Let them be grossed out.

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago
So basically no change.

Loophole man 11 years ago
*x-files theme plays*

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Debo 11 years ago
Why would I lose everything? What about my credit card, driver's license, and all the other things I wouldn't trust the government to keep? Man, this question is dumb

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago
It"s called identity theft. No they don't walk around copying you, but with your identity (a.k.a. your social security number) people can use your credit card account and buy random stuff with it, leaving you to pay for it.

Doates the prospector 11 years ago
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Ironshifter 4 years ago
What if I gave 0 crushes?
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CMANIAC1 9 years ago
So, live an ordinary life basically?

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Limenotlemon 10 years ago
Fuck off

HYDRA HYBRID 11 years ago
WAT IS THIS

2147483647 3 years ago
everything u do这个涵盖的范围可太广了 我的每一个细胞的动作都算吧应该 政府都知道了应该就会告诉科学院 然后我啥也没干就能为生物学做大的贡献 至于"wrong hands"这个 我肯定是相信我们政府的保密能力

That_OP_Kitten 11 years ago
in the toilet or in the bed with a girl

WyldeTigerLily 9 years ago
Cool. Loose my identity? Why cares? I already have another one!

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anabella 12 years ago
I tell that bitch off bro

shenling1228 12 months ago
卧槽什么预言家

shenling1228 12 months ago
预言家
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sonicj01 10 years ago
i dont understand this one

Dominic Anthony Foglio II 13 years ago
Well they are already watching almost everything I do so....

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LclhagoIsolof 9 years ago
IS this Facebook ?

Long_Cat_Meme 9 years ago
u get nothing in return so no

maxwell_88 11 years ago
Worth.

TheArkerportian 10 years ago
Hey, I get a new phone for free? Deal.

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago
HIPAA, sorry can't believe I spelled it wrong

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago
this is kinda like One Piece

BobDobbs 11 years ago
The downside is also known as "the way reality is anyway."

Leafshade 12 years ago
I have no vital information.

Azrael Prizer 13 years ago
so basically a computer.

Aussienerd 11 years ago
What do I need my information for?

Timelypat 8 years ago
This is literally just the Internet now...

Gip99 11 years ago
UPSIDE? (idk what this person means by vital info sooo)

Seapony 9 years ago
This is basically asking, "Do you want to have terrible information security?"

johny c0ugar 10 years ago
Getting alot of attention and famous hhmm sounds good

Alexandra Todd-Middleditch 13 years ago
Was this person even trying to hide the fact it was the Internet?

888thorn 10 years ago
how to be the unseen

Ambinece 2 years ago
There is NO upside, fuck is this?!

Randomguy099865 9 years ago
I dont want to risk that.

oldnotweak 12 years ago
22 percent need to die RIGHT NOW

Sanjala Jelly-Rose Stojanovic 13 years ago
My vital information? Onhonhon

Fat_ant 8 years ago
So what if my secret files are easy to use i will still be able to use them

Heyunicornhey 11 years ago
I don't get it

jordane 11 years ago
Your not the only on

jintoya 11 years ago
sooooo....the same as real life?

Mitch01 9 years ago
Orwell is turning in his grave

transcendantviewer 12 years ago
So... Government? There's no downside to this if the government does its job.

Nate R. 10 years ago
who would want MY identity? I LITERALLY have no life...

Evan Knutson 13 years ago
Why would i ever need that?

LakeZZ 2 years ago
It's seem like in China

421woge 4 months ago
emmmm

Toot 9 years ago
Then i know how to make the government not see me

VeryverySerious 10 years ago
Sooooo its all stored in my brain and..wait..weres the downside????

that random girl 11 years ago
O_O this is really motherfucking scary to me
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