21234 (25%) 64666 (75%)
21234 (25%) people have pressed this button, while 64666 (75%) did not.
Absolutely all your vital information is conveniently available in one simple place for your ease of use.
but
The gov't watches everything you do, and if your data falls into the wrong hands, you lose everything, including your identity.
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VirtualShyGuy9 years ago
this is the beginning to a really bad spy movie

Ironshifter3 years ago
87man not everyone lives in u.s.
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sonicj019 years ago
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Unforgivable_Hexagonlast year
🥴
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Hedg3h099 years ago
So what if the government can see my porn? Let them be grossed out.

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago
So basically no change.

Loophole man9 years ago
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Debo9 years ago
Why would I lose everything? What about my credit card, driver's license, and all the other things I wouldn't trust the government to keep? Man, this question is dumb

Agent_Waffle8 years ago
It"s called identity theft. No they don't walk around copying you, but with your identity (a.k.a. your social security number) people can use your credit card account and buy random stuff with it, leaving you to pay for it.

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Ironshifter3 years ago
What if I gave 0 crushes?
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CMANIAC17 years ago
So, live an ordinary life basically?

DJEMDOWG9 years ago
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Limenotlemon9 years ago
Fuck off

HYDRA HYBRID9 years ago
WAT IS THIS

Fat_ant7 years ago
So what if my secret files are easy to use i will still be able to use them

Heyunicornhey9 years ago
I don't get it

jordane9 years ago
Your not the only on

Mitch018 years ago
Orwell is turning in his grave

jintoya9 years ago
sooooo....the same as real life?

transcendantviewer11 years ago
So... Government? There's no downside to this if the government does its job.

LakeZZ19 days ago
It's seem like in China

Nate R.9 years ago
who would want MY identity? I LITERALLY have no life...

Evan Knutson12 years ago
Why would i ever need that?

Toot7 years ago
Then i know how to make the government not see me

VeryverySerious8 years ago
Sooooo its all stored in my brain and..wait..weres the downside????

that random girl10 years ago
O_O this is really motherfucking scary to me

True life music9 years ago
That's just putting yourself in danger

Ethan Garrison12 years ago
Nah. Already in my brain.

macguido777last year
Joke's on you, I already own a smartphone

DoubleSided1018 years ago
there is no upside.

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AmbeRenee11 years ago
The government has over 3 million people in it. I am one in 3 million, are they going to notice that I am missing? Probably so, but they'll be wasting their time trying to find me.

Adissoncreeper 9 years ago
Nope

rocketiermaster7 years ago
That"s already how phones work, except it"s other people that aren't the government that can watch you constantly and take everything

Kill4money21310 years ago
This is the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life considering how it's much more of a liability

Nick-Wilde8 years ago
Hi.

DoubleSided1018 years ago
sup nick.

Limenotlemon9 years ago
But the government already watches you

David Lavell Baker12 years ago
Yeaaa, ummm that's called HIPPA. President Clinton implemented it.

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago
in the toilet or in the bed with a girl

2147483647last year
everything u do这个涵盖的范围可太广了 我的每一个细胞的动作都算吧应该 政府都知道了应该就会告诉科学院 然后我啥也没干就能为生物学做大的贡献 至于"wrong hands"这个 我肯定是相信我们政府的保密能力

WyldeTigerLily7 years ago
Cool. Loose my identity? Why cares? I already have another one!

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anabella10 years ago
I tell that bitch off bro

Dominic Anthony Foglio II12 years ago
Well they are already watching almost everything I do so....

sonicj019 years ago
i dont understand this one

LclhagoIsolof7 years ago
IS this Facebook ?

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maxwell_889 years ago
Worth.

Long_Cat_Meme8 years ago
u get nothing in return so no

TheArkerportian8 years ago
Hey, I get a new phone for free? Deal.

David Lavell Baker12 years ago
HIPAA, sorry can't believe I spelled it wrong

thesinisterelixirlast year
this is kinda like One Piece

BobDobbs9 years ago
The downside is also known as "the way reality is anyway."

Leafshade10 years ago
I have no vital information.

Azrael Prizer12 years ago
so basically a computer.
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