You get a loyal pet dragon, capable of flight, fire breathing, and full understanding of human languages.
but
The dragon has separation anxiety issues, going on destructive rampages when left alone.
I will not

gennerx 11 years ago
I have that now.....wait no that's my cat.

Scarcrash01 10 years ago
Lol SAME

RadioactiveCookie 10 years ago
Who in their right mind would leave a FIRE BREATHING ANIMAL ALONE?! THINK PEOPLE!

lytasucks 9 years ago
i would never leave it. we"d both have anxiety issues!

Shy Dash 13 years ago
why would you leave the dragon?

Benbeentaken 5 years ago
Dude i only would left the dragon alone when i am at the shower …. Oh wea he can just break in
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BrightLies 9 years ago
Just get a babysitter (pardon me, a dragonsitter) or just fly it everywhere

geena the gamer 11 years ago
Why would you leave the dragon? Just stay with the dragon!!!!!

TheMage 11 years ago
If you have a small dragon he could go anywhere you are and be your bodyguard!

HirundoArvensis 12 years ago
Can I fuck it?

Koridon 2 years ago
REPORT!
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Kerry Tabb 13 years ago
That's pretty much the Inheritance Cycle, worth it in every way. Best books ever people, read them!!!

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
OMG I love those books! @MasterRubish Move to Alagaesia w/ me?
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Thatoneunnoticedemokid 9 years ago
I wouldn't leave the Dragon. For the fact of, I don't have a car, and I need to get where I want somehow. And I'll find a way to fit that Dragon into stores, cuz u don't want it rampaging through your town now do ya?

shipqueen28 9 years ago
Simple, have a small little dragon (Heck, you could have a Chinese dragon instead of a Western one) and keep it with you.

Toruk 9 years ago
Never sed I could not train it to negate the down side

Piper Lee Sines 13 years ago
I would never leave my dragon alone.

AnimeIsSenpai 9 years ago
Just get a small one.

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
I would like a baby dragon so it could come inside.

Zacattac 10 years ago
trying to get into bank "i literally can't leave him behind or he WILL kill everyone within 5 miles" banker "oh....(i need a vacation)"

Squirrel127 10 years ago
Keep the dragon on my shoulder problem solved

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
It can't hurt anyone if it's alone. :)

tomboy are like wtf 11 years ago
Hehe il bring it to school and scare ppl

Niccolo Pavoni 13 years ago
I would ride my dragon to my work *O*

Dark22 6 years ago
what if he/she were small?
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Irene Santing 13 years ago
Simple - never leave it alone.

Kamek71 6 years ago
I would bring him everywhere. BBQ bam amazing food and mabye grilled fruit. I wouldn't leave the dragon ever.

Asraaw 11 years ago
Just bring it around always :3 Who wouldn't want a pet dragon?

Billy 12 years ago
Hmm....sounds familiar like maybe..mlp?

ArKade47 10 years ago
Never leave it, then.

IHasStampyPaws 10 years ago
It doesn't say it"s not a small dragon

k9pilot44 12 years ago
So basically Natsu...

MrHeavy101 11 years ago
then bring the dragon with you

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
“Can I get an outdoor office?” “Why?” *parkong lot gets obliterated* “That’s why”

pressmedont123 11 years ago
so toothless but he can't be away from me? okay i guess

Koridon 2 years ago
just don't leave it alone. I see no downside...

Dorrivix 11 years ago
i'd just take him/her with me and live on a farm or something like that.

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Certesis 10 years ago
So basically Paarthurnax or Odahviing?

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
Why would I ever leave my dragon alone anywhere? I could bring it wherever I wanted, it's a fucking dragon. Who's going to say "no you can't come in" to a fire breathing dragon? "But what if you want some alone time?" Why would I want alone time? I have a... [Show full comment]

Delta123 9 years ago
Give it a wanderint albatross to be with it al all times. And give it a communication devoce so it Can tal to you at all times, Since it knows the human language

Delta123 9 years ago
*wandering

Zqta 10 years ago
fly the dragon to trump when you are going to your meeting

GoodForYou 10 years ago
No fly it to clinton.

British Fandoms, Because Why In John's Jumpers Not? 13 years ago
SMAUG. I PICK SMAUG

The_potato_man 5 years ago
Perfect for criminals.

chugging pepto 11 years ago
I fail to see what I need a dragon for.

tophatcat 10 years ago
EVERYTHING

oldnotweak 10 years ago
my dog used to do that anyway XD

Eviction_notice 6 years ago
anyone still use this website?

poopoofacey 11 years ago
I hate dragons anyway

ThePurityofChaos 9 years ago
Google Glass

Deathsmaster117 12 years ago
well i dont like humanity anyways so meh. Although if i had a dragon pet no one would stand in my way from bringing him wherever.

Cutely_Cool 8 years ago
Take it with me wherever I go

FlegenDog 11 years ago
AS LONG AS IM FINE THEN I DONT CARE

cocopopninja 10 years ago
Where"s the downside exactly? I would take it everywhere. Also, you can give it therapy

Maggie 12 years ago
I could have a small one, so that we wouldn't have to separate from each other. :)

SalvagedSpringtrap 11 years ago
If it was loyal, it wouldn't leave me
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