Will You Press The Button?

gennerx9 years ago

I have that now.....wait no that's my cat.

Scarcrash018 years ago

Lol SAME

RadioactiveCookie9 years ago

Who in their right mind would leave a FIRE BREATHING ANIMAL ALONE?! THINK PEOPLE!

lytasucks7 years ago

i would never leave it. we"d both have anxiety issues!

BrightLies7 years ago

Just get a babysitter (pardon me, a dragonsitter) or just fly it everywhere

Shy Dash12 years ago

why would you leave the dragon?

Benbeentaken4 years ago

Dude i only would left the dragon alone when i am at the shower …. Oh wea he can just break in

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geena the gamer9 years ago

Why would you leave the dragon? Just stay with the dragon!!!!!

TheMage9 years ago

If you have a small dragon he could go anywhere you are and be your bodyguard!

HirundoArvensis10 years ago

Can I fuck it?

Koridon10 months ago

REPORT!

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Thatoneunnoticedemokid7 years ago

I wouldn't leave the Dragon. For the fact of, I don't have a car, and I need to get where I want somehow. And I'll find a way to fit that Dragon into stores, cuz u don't want it rampaging through your town now do ya?

shipqueen287 years ago

Simple, have a small little dragon (Heck, you could have a Chinese dragon instead of a Western one) and keep it with you.

Toruk8 years ago

Never sed I could not train it to negate the down side

AnimeIsSenpai8 years ago

Just get a small one.

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

I would like a baby dragon so it could come inside.

Kerry Tabb12 years ago

That's pretty much the Inheritance Cycle, worth it in every way. Best books ever people, read them!!!

StrudelCutie44275 years ago

OMG I love those books! @MasterRubish Move to Alagaesia w/ me?

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Zacattac8 years ago

trying to get into bank "i literally can't leave him behind or he WILL kill everyone within 5 miles" banker "oh....(i need a vacation)"

Squirrel1278 years ago

Keep the dragon on my shoulder problem solved

Piper Lee Sines12 years ago

I would never leave my dragon alone.

MNITIMMY9 years ago

It can't hurt anyone if it's alone. :)

tomboy are like wtf9 years ago

Hehe il bring it to school and scare ppl

Niccolo Pavoni12 years ago

I would ride my dragon to my work *O*

Dark224 years ago

what if he/she were small?

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Irene Santing12 years ago

Simple - never leave it alone.

ArKade479 years ago

Never leave it, then.

Kamek714 years ago

I would bring him everywhere. BBQ bam amazing food and mabye grilled fruit. I wouldn't leave the dragon ever.

Asraaw9 years ago

Just bring it around always :3 Who wouldn't want a pet dragon?

Billy10 years ago

Hmm....sounds familiar like maybe..mlp?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

“Can I get an outdoor office?” “Why?” *parkong lot gets obliterated* “That’s why”

pressmedont1239 years ago

so toothless but he can't be away from me? okay i guess

IHasStampyPaws8 years ago

It doesn't say it"s not a small dragon

k9pilot4411 years ago

So basically Natsu...

MrHeavy1019 years ago

then bring the dragon with you

Certesis9 years ago

So basically Paarthurnax or Odahviing?

Rhys Elkin12 years ago

Why would I ever leave my dragon alone anywhere? I could bring it wherever I wanted, it's a fucking dragon. Who's going to say "no you can't come in" to a fire breathing dragon? "But what if you want some alone time?" Why would I want alone time? I have a...[Show full comment]

Koridon10 months ago

just don't leave it alone. I see no downside...

Dorrivix9 years ago

i'd just take him/her with me and live on a farm or something like that.

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JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago

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The_potato_man4 years ago

Perfect for criminals.

chugging pepto9 years ago

I fail to see what I need a dragon for.

tophatcat9 years ago

EVERYTHING

Delta1238 years ago

Give it a wanderint albatross to be with it al all times. And give it a communication devoce so it Can tal to you at all times, Since it knows the human language