You can fly
but
Your feet have to touch the ground at all times
I will not


ruuuulast year
Just put some ground on your shoes. EZ

Lalalalalalalallalalalla9 years ago
Wait...So if you go swimming...you drown instantly? -.-

Zacin8or8 years ago
Yep

Kev Hart12 years ago
'cos fuck logic

StrahmDude8 years ago
You can't put earth in your shoes as that isn't the ground. You would have to cut off your feet.
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NalyAnabeth8 years ago
Well, I mean...everytime your feet touch the ground they aren't really "touching" the ground because two bodies can't make contact (that's physics). There is always going to be particles in between. So basically the button is trying to screw with everyone ...[Show full comment]

ButtonPusher70008 years ago
Exactly! This question just doesn't make much sense

Snivy49029 years ago
All this does is make it so you can't jump.It's pretty much asking if you want to be handicapped.

DJEMDOWG9 years ago
Boy u need some milk...

Piggybacksphinx9 years ago
So in other words, walking? Like what I am already doing?

sergiuszek9 years ago
do i even physics?

DEDEDE_710 months ago
you are 8 years older now, how do you feel?

Gossgoss8 years ago
Fill your socks with a bit of dirt? If it means on the surface of the Earth, then just lop off your feet and cement them to the ground. You'll just need to fly everywhere.

Lorri Broizman12 years ago
i don't think that's what flying means

Nosaj8 years ago
"I do not think it means what you think it means."
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NathanLucas8 years ago
Fly but drag your feet on the ground

AresTheGodOfWar8 years ago
who the fuck in their right fucking mind made this?

Cutey453908 years ago
No flying if your feet touch the ground

aid9 years ago
That's not flying at all

Desmond Sutcliffe12 years ago
What if you cut your feet off, wont that still count as them on the ground?

Gossgoss8 years ago
Bury them and fly indefinitely. Who needs feet when you never need to land?
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Nightstalker9 years ago
Look at me guys IM WLALKING

cheesegal9 years ago
whats point of being able to fly then? you cancelled out the bright side making it so there's only a down side!

JoeReaper9 years ago
YES because then you could walk up hills like it's nothing. Think vector application so long as you're touching the ground. You could arguably run faster with it as well.

LastMercy7 years ago
If you can “fly” *chuckles lightly* and have to have your feet on the ground then just gmod T pose and “fly”... you will literally be fast as *BLEEP*, terrifying and hilarious all at the same time

Undead_button_presser7 years ago
If your feet touch the ground then you"re not flying

Triston Hayman12 years ago
..... I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT BITCHES!!!!

Luigi29647 years ago
I got a jar of fireflies 😂😂😂
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Trevor Valance12 years ago
how did this get approved?

0w3nisbest9 years ago
It dosent

A strange person9 years ago
It is all like that button is saying "You can run faster than light, but you are tetraplegic". However we technically aren't touching the g round according to some commenters in

A strange person9 years ago
Other dilemmas. So what else can I say ? (By the way, there is a typo at "ground" where it says "g round" instead).

selymely9 years ago
Wait.... what...

het9 years ago
that defeats the whole purpose

Louie J. Batten12 years ago
So many contradictory questions... and why did people press the button to this?

Seff273 years ago
Seems to me like it"d just make it easier to walk on your tiptoes with no downsides. I don't see why anyone wouldn't press it.
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priate4 years ago
hmm then whats the fucking point

nova2298 years ago
this makes no sense

KnowItInYourHeartToBeTrue9 years ago
That ain't flying though.

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Put a little dirt in your shoes. Problem solved.

ABR7 years ago
I'll just hold a piece of the ground wherever I fly

Edgy man from the Edgy land8 years ago
just tape dirt to your feet

supersmilyface19 years ago
Ummm....logic please? Flying means you aren't touching the flipping ground.

Architect7 years ago
So im standing...?

ShadowfangTC9 years ago
Simple workaround, bring the ground with you. Just get a pair of shoes, and attach some soil and grass to the bottom. There ya go. Then there's always the jar of dirt...

momo9 years ago
Put a bit of the ground on your feet, and you can fly everywhere

Setekh9 years ago
Buy prosthetic feet leave em on the ground

MCyolo019 years ago
That doesn't even make sense

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Its legitimately working RN

I LOOK AT U9 years ago
That isn't flying

Phini10 years ago
what is the point of flying if you can't fly? xD

SJAZ5 years ago
just put dirt in your shoes

GrungyXboxpro8 years ago
I can run up walls

Jaeger9 years ago
hoe the hell do you fly if your feet never leave the ground, an idiot wrote this

Jordan Behm12 years ago
I will fly with concrete on my feet

Oldnotweak...again12 months ago
simple... just cut your feet off and bury them. but if the flight isnt superman style its not worth it.

PukeChubbs8 years ago
Umm sorry but I want to jump or at least walk so no thank you

Jayden9779 years ago
That's not flying

ScarBear10 years ago
well there go my feet

AsuraShun5 years ago
Did your incest parents drop you when you were born? Because it sounds like it if you made this
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