If I must live in a zoo but could talk to animals, I could just sit around and make myself filthy rich, as well as make the zoo filthy rich. I'd build a mansion in the zoo and live there with a bunch of guard-elephants and whoever I invite over to hear jokes from moray eel comics.
Just because you live somewhere, doesn't mean you can't leave and/or go on vacation... :P
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Amy Butler13 years ago
that'd be pretty cool actually =P
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Bobby Schick13 years ago
worth
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David Anderson13 years ago
This would be cool, as long as you don't get locked up in a cage with an animal that hates you anyways. But, if they loved you, you could get quite rich getting into dangerous animal pits and chilling there. Like bathtubs full of snakes, but you could talk to them all.
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Mr-Quail9 years ago
Living in my zoo might not be fun, but living in a zoo doesnt seem so bad if you live in the right place...
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LuckyTheDoge11 years ago
You can escape the fuck out of the zoo
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Dediego5 years ago
I'm not an animal
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gaelenjarrett11 years ago
Fine ill be pulling tigers rhen
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Thesatan6 years ago
I have never pressed a button faster
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beastmode4610 years ago
Never said you cant move out
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jordan_turner9 years ago
soooo i AM an animal?
AF8 years ago
Yes, you are.
Humans are a monkey species.
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jkai110 years ago
JUST BUILD AN ANIMAL KINDOM THERE
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AnN1M311 years ago
remember : you need to live with the animals (that stink)
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Cold sun de gaming 11 years ago
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Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Pizza.
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TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTB3 years ago
Humans HELP, i have turned myself into a dragon and cant turn back.
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I Press Buttons12 years ago
sure!
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LavaBomb9 years ago
I mean like, you could build a house in the zoo and it doesn't say you can't leave the zoo, so I can live with the downside
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Blackout-Button5 years ago
Loophole unnecessary this is perfect
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CrusherForPower68511 years ago
Then? I'm a human/animal if you want that to happen then.
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Bigtimersh510 years ago
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Second3011 years ago
I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
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bowser28 years ago
My house is a zoo where I'm the only one living in it
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InkytheTemmieInkling11 years ago
OF FUCKING COURSE I'M PRESSING IT!!!
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hdgirl1212a11 years ago
It didn't say I had to STAY there, just live there. So I could be out most of the time and just come there to sleep. That can be considered living somewhere
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ActualDaughterOfSatan9 years ago
Make my house a zoo of dog species lol
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AceFurryTrash4 years ago
Guess who will be the world"s best zoo employee
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toejamburger12 years ago
Free food, no taxes, and good company from stuff that would normally have you for breakfast? AND have a roof over your head? Deal, any day of the week.
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Arthur_Sarue9 years ago
Is it weird that I occasionally fantasize about the downside even without the promise of the upside?
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