If I must live in a zoo but could talk to animals, I could just sit around and make myself filthy rich, as well as make the zoo filthy rich. I'd build a mansion in the zoo and live there with a bunch of guard-elephants and whoever I invite over to hear jokes from moray eel comics.
Just because you live somewhere, doesn't mean you can't leave and/or go on vacation... :P
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Amy Butler13 years ago
that'd be pretty cool actually =P
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Bobby Schick13 years ago
worth
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David Anderson13 years ago
This would be cool, as long as you don't get locked up in a cage with an animal that hates you anyways. But, if they loved you, you could get quite rich getting into dangerous animal pits and chilling there. Like bathtubs full of snakes, but you could talk to them all.
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AgentSquidbeak11 years ago
plot an escape plan with the lions
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HussainRaza8 years ago
What if I talk about breaking out?
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I AM WILDCAT10 years ago
I'd do it
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
It makes no difference because I'm a cat.
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BraunesToast11 years ago
My house is build in a zoo. OHHHHHHHHH GET REKT M8
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Pinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy8 months ago
Free housing! Heck yeah!
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Milkshake11 years ago
yesss
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ninjagoron11 years ago
This is my dream!
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uncleltr10 years ago
What"s the point of doing so if Harambe isn't there?
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Tomaratovs7 years ago
Make the zoo in my house
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MCGamerGirl31710 years ago
I could help the animals escape if they wanted. Screw humanity
AF8 years ago
They wouldn't survive nature...
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GeminiiJinxx11 years ago
Live in a zoo, never said I can't ever leave, I mean, you live in a house, but that isn't where you stay 24/7!
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LeFabQueen11 years ago
Ermmm.... No.
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TheEnchanted11 years ago
Loophole: Only go there to sleep
Upside #2: Free zoo visits!
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AKKI.93 years ago
I AINT LIVIN IN NO ZOO
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WhereMiseryLies12 years ago
But I like not knowing what animals are saying
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SamJohn9 years ago
So basically Dr Doolittle and the zookeeper mixed together
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clawfang114311 years ago
I ALREADY LIVE IN ONE! HA!
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Viable_Golem437510 years ago
In my house we literally have 11 animals, I think that counts as a zoo.
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bigbadwolf11 years ago
So basically i would just be another animal in the zoo? Thanks but no thanks
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ThePaulDude6 years ago
There"s no upside to this.
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AgentSquidbeak11 years ago
plot an escape plan with the lions
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Catpozas8 years ago
I love cages :)
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Jaeha10 years ago
Zoo's make huge profits sometimes.
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mermaidrebel9 years ago
heck yes]
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Razor11 years ago
Could be a traveling zoo
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Gylyan11 years ago
animals DO NOT SPEAK, so i don't see the upside of this
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MarkJackPewds11 years ago
I could just live there for five minutes and be able to talk to animals still they never said how long to live there
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