You cure cancer.
but
You die from cancer after you made the cure.
I will not

donknow 2 months ago
ironic

fwd121 10 years ago
how ironic

theprofessionaltoucher last year
@Petalmoon you're on the touching list.
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Floofsjiggle@gmail.com 11 years ago
Well then I won't make the cure until I want to die...

Javon327 6 years ago
Make the cure at 90
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Dragborg 9 years ago
Guys... i have the cure! Kill jake paul

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
And morgz
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Drakon89 10 years ago
The irony is reaching 10000000000000000000000000000

Yatanay 9 years ago
THAT"S OVER 9000!

CPM 9 years ago
I chug the cure just before I die. I win.

Vortex1212 9 years ago
YOU CAN'T DENY THE BUTTON GOSH DANGIT sorry for being so mad, it"s just pointless if you don't follow this simple rule you probably didn't take me seriously anyway, for saying "gosh" and "Dangit"
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annabethchase04 9 years ago
I WILL NOT die from cancer

Atl4s 9 years ago
How just use it before you give it to the other people

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
Cure cancer just before you normaly die. Problem solved.

Avacado1234 9 years ago
Cure Yourself

Yuzrnaime 9 years ago
Just cure yourself DUH

Owllover132 10 years ago
It doesn't tell you exactly when after the cure. So, start using the cure on yourself to become immune, and safe-

CalebTeKrony 10 years ago
If you cure cancer you won't die from it you doofus.

Zelomonster453 10 years ago
I will forever be remembered

Mclovin2016 11 years ago
take the cure after you get cancer

Fqwpr0 10 years ago
Yep that means you die from the cure
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Master-Chief117 5 years ago
I would do it. But only if Xbox 360 servers come back online.

Robster 9 years ago
You save more than your life was worth therefore u did the right thing

PlayMoreGames 10 years ago
Except I cured myself. And it made me into a god muahahahah XD

ArKade47 10 years ago
I'd cure the world of a terminal disease? Worth it.

piratesamurai 7 years ago
i will make it on my death bed

cherries last year
yes,So that I can save my grandmother.

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago
This really isn't possible, considering that the cure was already invented...

Jaredisafag 9 years ago
For the cause

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Millions of people can live so I sacrifice for the greater good

ayobruh22 4 years ago
make the cure at 99

Killthatmotherfucker 10 years ago
I all ready have cancer so yeah

Chameleon687 6 years ago
So I didn't make a cure for cancer

belle kitty 9 years ago
But then i can cure myself

TheMEMES 8 years ago
just save it when you feel like (Sacrifice)

Loophole man 10 years ago
Don't make it. Sell the formula and make millions instead

Gman9900 10 years ago
Selfish bastards

WhyArePeopleSoStupid69420 9 years ago
Do you want special recognition for pressing this button? Good for you. Everyone coddle this gentleman.

Ejaz 9 years ago
I don't wanna live on this earth forever.

heg2defwcuj 4 years ago
just give yourself the cure

Harper 9 years ago
This makes no logical sense...

_Fredder_ 10 years ago
I can wait with the cure until I'm really old. In fact i couldn't die of any other reason...

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
i make the cure 1 year early dieing SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!!!!

Kermitdie 7 years ago
Hahaha commodity

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago
So what cancer gone for everyone else

Fluffy__TheCanExploiter 9 months ago
I consume the cure right after I make it, But YoU DiE FrOM iT uh if it did it the instant I made it how would I share my finding and make a difference in the first place?

21awesome 11 years ago
If I made the cure I will live when I get Cancer

Laralou 8 years ago
...but you have a cure...

thering29 3 years ago
Fate played a joke on me

DarkWolf590 9 years ago
Risk my life for Billions? HECK yeah!

EeeKay 10 years ago
Wait until you"re really old, then make the cure, and then die.

MadMilen 9 years ago
Fight it don't use your own cure then go through years of chemo just to hate your life in those final moments then die anyway it"s a win win. I"d press the button

sergei93 10 years ago
Fuck yeah. Not because i cure cancer, because i finally die.

thebuttonman7 5 years ago
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CaitlinLehySmith 8 years ago
I pretty sure I think to deeply into the questions

Damian9303 9 years ago
What is preventing me of testing the cure, on myself?

Brendonuriesforehead 10 years ago
But I make these high-heels work
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