You gain laser vision
but
It has a tendency to uncontrollably fire when you get excited
I will not


gamergeneral9 years ago
shoot now sex is ruined

BrianRupram8 years ago
true mate
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Nerdy-Dolls9 years ago
i get excited w ay to often

plazmafighter9 years ago
me too imma kill everyone when this happens

Dark224 years ago
imagine watching porn and then see something good "AAAHHH FUCK I BROKE MY LAPTOP"

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Laser gasm, would it fire from your crotch though?

Dedsec9 years ago
Get goggles like Cyclops. There problem solved

Not Here9 years ago
If i get a boner, i shoot lasers!

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
Hpphphphphphphpphphphphphphphphphhphphphphphphhahahahahaha
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Tricia Edwards12 years ago
get some goggles like with Cyclops, problem solved!!!! :D

Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago
YES X-MEN STUFF!!!
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HPotter138 years ago
I would destroy all technology i see

Sherlockian458 years ago
Sort of like Leo Valdez then

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
*leo looks at calypso* everyone: OH SHIT!!!!

bat777086 years ago
Ooh

Juju ( The ice cream queen )9 years ago
Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans, SANS, SHUT THE F***K UP

Frisk the fallen9 years ago
Sanpau lol

CornHolio7 years ago
Fuck I have to be a virgin

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
I could win lazer tag with actual lasers

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
Oh yeah, baby, fuc... Oh my god!!

BrianRupram8 years ago
haha man you are funny as hell!!!!!!!!

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
happy birthday!!, (burns everyone to death) OH GOD WHY!!

BrianRupram8 years ago
haha

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
I could adjust the heat of mah lasars and make it so my eyes go disco when im excited ._.

ColinStayrook7 years ago
Wear freaking goggles

Mz Hyde9 years ago
Just aim your eyes at anyone or anything you dont like

NatureMaster6410 years ago
I will laser my computer

RedTheFox7 years ago
Ruby visor. Easy.

Justsomerandomnobody3 years ago
If being startled also counts as being "excited", I"d kill so many people! No!

62801410 years ago
Wear shades like cyclops

dereckttt8 years ago
Imagine sex

MaxGamer9 years ago
Suprise Happy birthday!!! *laser hits grandma* ...............Gandma.............

KingReed218 years ago
What happens when you look at the girl during sex? Yea no thanks

Patrick Wade12 years ago
I never get excited

Red Fox9 years ago
X-men, bit less severe.

BubbleBlue7 years ago
You could get excited while looking at someone and then incinerate them

Flowey899 years ago
What if I kill my frien 0_0'

Mister-E8 years ago
Oops, I sneezed facing seaworld. Anyone want some boiled whale?

ScottishCookie2 years ago
Help

D-Man9 years ago
Welp, that excitement will end early if I realize I just ruined it with that uncontrollable laser!!

Dy Tickson10 years ago
Dy Tickson

snivy6419 years ago
that would be funnier then scary

AceQueen187 years ago
I can imagine. Parents: We"re going to Disneyworld! Me: Yay! :D *laser eyes destroy house* whoops

mycatisapoophead9 years ago
Nop

jermaine9 years ago
Then get some kind of cool glasses to control it.

Xerofire9 years ago
Jimmy were going to Disney Land. Yay. Jimmy...I think...you...just...killed...me.(falls on the floor dead)

Kaiyanni10 years ago
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Datjr217 years ago
Literally, get excited when you are looking at your bitch ex-friend

ScottishCookie2 years ago
YAY A NEW CRK UP- OH SHIT NOT MA TABLET!!!!!

JMeisterJ10 years ago
That'd make for great fun! Parents: We got you... a puppy!!!!! *Looks up* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! *destroys the roof*

scottzeus8 years ago
I could become Cyclops.......

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
this is a possibly entertaining power. goggles please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*zaps alarm clock by accident from angry*

pie3648 years ago
Oh yes ITS HAPPEN-BSZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0_0 NO KIDS!

Alex1313129 years ago
X-Man

Fredde Schmirnoff Sjöqvist12 years ago
Close your eyes?

crazy kitten (MLG)9 years ago
I HATE JUSTIN BEVER

INKYLINKY7 years ago
ye get some laser resistant goggles

alex is awsome9 years ago
im depressed so i see no downside

lani8 years ago
sooooooo basically a laser boner
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