You gain laser vision
but
It has a tendency to uncontrollably fire when you get excited
I will not


gamergeneral9 years ago
shoot now sex is ruined

BrianRupram8 years ago
true mate
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Dark224 years ago
imagine watching porn and then see something good "AAAHHH FUCK I BROKE MY LAPTOP"

Nerdy-Dolls9 years ago
i get excited w ay to often

plazmafighter9 years ago
me too imma kill everyone when this happens

ThePaulDude7 years ago
Laser gasm, would it fire from your crotch though?

Dedsec9 years ago
Get goggles like Cyclops. There problem solved

Not Here9 years ago
If i get a boner, i shoot lasers!

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
Hpphphphphphphpphphphphphphphphphhphphphphphphhahahahahaha
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Tricia Edwards12 years ago
get some goggles like with Cyclops, problem solved!!!! :D

Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago
YES X-MEN STUFF!!!
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HPotter138 years ago
I would destroy all technology i see

Sherlockian458 years ago
Sort of like Leo Valdez then

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
*leo looks at calypso* everyone: OH SHIT!!!!

bat777086 years ago
Ooh

Juju ( The ice cream queen )9 years ago
Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans, SANS, SHUT THE F***K UP

Frisk the fallen9 years ago
Sanpau lol

CornHolio7 years ago
Fuck I have to be a virgin

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
I could win lazer tag with actual lasers

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
Oh yeah, baby, fuc... Oh my god!!

BrianRupram8 years ago
haha man you are funny as hell!!!!!!!!

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
happy birthday!!, (burns everyone to death) OH GOD WHY!!

BrianRupram8 years ago
haha

StDGames 9 years ago
Krypton, boom problem solved :D

OneLonelyPilot9 years ago
kinda dangerous, don't you think?

lani8 years ago
sooooooo basically a laser boner

Squidy_boi4 years ago
U have a kiss you get happy and she or he gets a hole in the head

Kevin Sipos12 years ago
I don't get excited

Daisydani118 years ago
But why

DerpyDolphin9 years ago
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SeanQuinn9 years ago
Bull shit

Anonymgord8 years ago
Typical

johnarcie0099 years ago
When you are about to Push in your dick into a pussy when suddenly you fired your goddamn laser on your partners' face.

Iamkyco7 years ago
It’s basically eye boners then.right.....….? But lasers and not a boner at all. Right.

PopBlox9 years ago
YES, I WON THAT CLASH OF CLANS BATTLE *lasers iphone

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
*shoots it into game and gains the unique ability to win all battles always*

LAM3W31RD07 years ago
Someone: BOO! Me: *shoots lasers from eyes* Someone: OH GOD, WHY? Me: THIS is why I told you to get within 500ft of me!

AceOfHearts_149 years ago
Dude Cyclops boom just get some glasses/goggles and your good too go :)

emptybutton10 years ago
I don't get excited that often

JonaKrasniqi8 years ago
lol

drevan9 years ago
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nitosiaklast year
tf i am gonna do with some light coming drom my eyes

AnnieCouey8 years ago
what"s the benefit of having laser vision?

chuwy799369 years ago
Would be a great ice breaker =P

Questionable_Luck5 years ago
Gets boner* f*ck, there goes another monitor.

Britt Faith12 years ago
Who gets excited, anyway? lamers.

SSJameus9 years ago
I don't get excited anyways... ;-; #sadlife

PepeDaFrog7 years ago
Extra exciting light shows

BlueWolfYT8 years ago
If I press the button I can't drink mountain dew anymore... NOOOOOO!!

AmyWilliams9 years ago
People really don't take questions like this seriously. I pressed the button.

kaosome 9 years ago
T'know in bed this could get really outta hand

Chinese potato9 years ago
If I get goggles then will my eyes light on fire?

znadley4 years ago
Grubhub per- OOF:(

tomvdzandt10 years ago
wel i dont want to deep fry my lover

LaikaDragneelHemsworthMagica8 years ago
But I'm constantly excited.....

Kris Binkley12 years ago
I'm not gonna accidentally kill people 24/7 because I get excited easily

doc vegeta9 years ago
il look at the wall when I have boner

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
but if someone is behind it you didnt see like a jogger....

sonicj019 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/204163

Laggadin9 years ago
uhuuu getting in a plane to a family trip!!*laser triggers* OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (160+ people die) |YES I FINALLY FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER!*laser triggers*(all laboratory explodes and all the research is lost) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...[Show full comment]

Number1gamerYT7 years ago
Glasses that are iron
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