Will You Press The Button?

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year

YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

lukkkas10 years ago

no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YTlast year

Not anymore.

Load more replies

DrCrypt10 years ago

I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner7 years ago

Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy8 years ago

I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

smhlol329 years ago

It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

realdonaldj8 years ago

Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj8 years ago

Lol got 1 like Ez

sigurdrp8 years ago

I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

EmmaWhitehead8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Inka Halme12 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway.

au12343 years ago

Same

Load more replies

Nerdyboy8 years ago

It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Rick-summer-morty7 years ago

Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel7 years ago

Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius1878 years ago

I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

jkmc12059 years ago

First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago

a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One4 years ago

Wait am i immortal

Load more replies

dorkthelegend10 years ago

Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Amber Swanson12 years ago

America just turned into Hell

TNThacker20158 years ago

I'm 9 so hahahah

Dragonater9010 years ago

Too much work being the president

Jorja2467 years ago

Well looks like the 8 year old snuck onto the computer again..... Whoops

djpg219 years ago

Im 14 so...

doctor_cocter8 years ago

1. i don't want to be president 2. ima die a virgin.

spurius1878 years ago

You poor poor soul... that"s a sad and lonely way to go.

Trolerp9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AngryDragonMan9 months ago

downside??? probably the positive outcome in pushing the button

alexex9 years ago

After 8 years you become a dictator

SuperWhoLockians8 years ago

what if I don't want to be president?

Prince kirito9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

Shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

NitzoDiTotzo9 years ago

That moment when you're asexual

probablyahetalian11 years ago

how does politics work

sigurdrp8 years ago

Well then we get rid of Trump

DennisCA4 years ago

Only five? Ok i agree

sonicj019 years ago

i am 11

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

upside?

Froggiekoto8 years ago

If I was president, one, I would have to do lots of work, two, America would probably blow up.

Sesna9 years ago

And get assassinated? Hell no.

Fuckface111116 years ago

I'm 13 sooooo

ChillZedd9 years ago

Kill democracy, get stuck in a stressful job for the rest of your life and lose sex for 5 years? I don't see an upside.

Featherflight78 years ago

No. I'll just let you people handle this

horrible person9 years ago

ForEVER?! I'm debating whether that's good or bad. On one hand, FOREVER!!!! On the other hand, does that mean I can do whatever and not be impeached? Cuz that'd be AWESOME!