You get to be the president of the USA forever
but
You won't be able to have sex for 5 years
I will not

cuttlefishCuddler 2 years ago
YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe 10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

lukkkas 11 years ago
no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
Not anymore.
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DrCrypt 11 years ago
I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner 9 years ago
Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis 9 years ago
Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy 10 years ago
I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

urjdvtshczfudj last year
你现在21岁

smhlol32 11 years ago
It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

realdonaldj 9 years ago
Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj 9 years ago
Lol got 1 like Ez

sigurdrp 10 years ago
I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

Inka Halme 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex anyway.

au1234 4 years ago
Same
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EmmaWhitehead 9 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Rick-summer-morty 8 years ago
Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel 8 years ago
Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius187 9 years ago
I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

Kevin Tubridy 13 years ago
a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One 5 years ago
Wait am i immortal
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

dorkthelegend 11 years ago
Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Amber Swanson 13 years ago
America just turned into Hell

HaruyukiMiyoshi 10 years ago
I can be the president forever, and I just have to wait 5 years. That"s perfect.

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago
Im 12. I already cant have sex for five years.

waterwinter7857 6 years ago
im still under age

Crazyjay58 10 years ago
Not gay but this seems interesting

Jason Dittmann 13 years ago
well in five years I will be 18 so fuck it why not?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
The current president would be so stressed by his choices

predatorxsp 11 years ago
I don't want to be involved in politics, so I will not!

MangoMadness 11 years ago
I don't want to have sex anyway.

fantasydriver124 8 years ago
im going to be a terrible president anyway and i don't need sex but i still press it

Jackie boy 10 years ago
I'm 10 I'm not kidding

Sinning For Sans 11 years ago
I don't want to be involved in politics anyways.

Bluefox73 last year
Is it good for me to be president?lol

cherryisgonnakickyourbutt 10 years ago
wtf thats disgusting well you can still watch porn right?

mazmaz 11 years ago
presidents have no power

Indianboy786 9 years ago
Hail masturbation hail!

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yerbuddyboston 5 years ago
I just don’t want to be president

lazoreffect 10 years ago
5 years without sex. Fuck that shit

AGW 12 years ago
welp then il fap 5 years

ValerieParker 8 years ago
I could have been the Eternal President. And then my evil son would take over, as the Great Leader.

TheOneAndOnlyOne 6 years ago
I'm asexual

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
but I'm not American....

Ffion Hier 13 years ago
Why would I waste sex for being the president of the US when I'm not even American? xD

Bo28111 9 years ago
I don't want that responsibility... But I don't really want sex either... Wellp, whatever xD

vlad_lmg 11 years ago
I'm minor

JustARandomDude 7 years ago
USA sucks

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
Why would I want to be the president of the United States anyway? I'd do such a horrible job. It wouldn't even be a good one.

CookieGirl330 9 years ago
So I'll be able to have sex when I'm twenty. Sounds good. Besides, masturbation is always an option lol.

Bunny Fluff 11 years ago
I wont be old enough in 5 years do im ok with this

HawkfrostTheWarrior 10 years ago
*extremely antisocial*

SEKK22 11 years ago
LOL I'm 11 (soon to be 12) so in 5 yrs will still not be able to XD
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