Will You Press The Button?

TohruAdachilast year

didnt even need to read the bottom

GameRaven139 years ago

Well, looks like I'm just gonna become hella good at Defense Against the Dark Arts. He might be immortal, but if I can be a strong enough wizard to protect myself and my hypothetical family, then sure, I'd be up for it.

AJthebluejay9 years ago

We don't have to destroy him, we just trap him. Problem solved. *puts on sunglasses*

thebestHarleyQuinn9 years ago

Become a death eater, though voldy in a hole while he"s sleeping and bury him there, become the new dark Lord :)

WolfToGame9 years ago

HUG HIM SO HE CAN'T MOVE AND KICK AWAY HIS WAND. His deatheaters will probably just laugh at him, you're all good.

Aidan McNeil12 years ago

become a deatheater. definitely worth it

Flameice2 8 years ago

Or be Voldemort

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livvy_bird9 years ago

Yay! That means he never died! *has little party*

Zachymcsmacky9 years ago

I may not be able to kill him but I would feed him through a magic industrial mincer and place each individual thread of mince in a 20 foot thick magic black box filled with every pathogen and corrosive fluid in the universe submerged beneath the Earth's c...[Show full comment]

Duckington4 years ago

fair, that would be defeat to me

PattySharpe7 years ago

Great one!!!!!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

I would join him

the-idiot7 years ago

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RollOut5147 years ago

I see no positives

Christiana Archer12 years ago

WHO SAID WE COULDN'T "TRAP" HIM FOR ALL ETERINTY? WE DON'T HAVE TO DESTROY HIM! :D

SceptileandMew4 years ago

@EpicDragon6879 its a pun u fuckin dumbass

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solset9 years ago

i wanna know what house i would be in

PTDJgaming9 years ago

what even is hogwartz?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Mrs fabulous the3rd ShUt Up. JuSt StOp TaLkInG. iF u DoN’t LiKe GiRlS, tHeN dOn’T pReSs BuTtOnS iNvOlViNg ThE gIrL oF yOuR dReAmS.

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Underdog1509 years ago

What's stopping you from beating him in a duel, taking and snaping his wand and locking him up?

Unicorn1119 years ago

Help him take over the world

DragonsAreCool9 years ago

Voldemort, time for you to go to mars :)

Hedg3h099 years ago

Lock him in prison

TheJonoInferno7 years ago

*have

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Fenbi9 years ago

What the other comments say are what I was sorta thinking lol

Etho452 9 years ago

Push im in a hole he can't get out of

BloodyMoron9 years ago

Screw good guys, I'll just join Voldemort's team! I'm sure we'll be great pals

Emily.xoxoxo310 years ago

Find a way to lock him up. Get the elder wand that can do any shit. Kill him. BOOM

SilentKills11510 years ago

Kick him in the balls, snap his wand, hand him to dementors, toss him into a metal coffin with no way to move, then bury it... in the core of the earth. If the balls part doesn't work, get one horcrux of his and destroy it near him to incapacitate him. Problem solved.

HarleyQuinn10 years ago

Funny thing is even immortals have a weakness

visualtrav10 years ago

WOAH! I AM SEEING PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY DON'T LIKE HARRY POTTER! FIRST OFF, HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS! IF YOU HAVN'T, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR SAYING THAT IT SUCKS! IF YOU HAVE, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR NOT LIKING HARRY POTTER!

torrentarrow10 years ago

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Skychaos10 years ago

SEAL THE BITCH AWAY UNDERGROUND BEDROCK STYLE

Destini Keesee12 years ago

But. I'm going to Hogwarts.. sooo. We'll deal with the second problem later.

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

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Leo Ryan12 years ago

just trap him into another dimension

Rachel Lynn Fladager12 years ago

I dont give a fuck I would do it just to go to Hogwarts! :p

ThanatosDelta9 years ago

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GiorgiLursmanashvili7 years ago

If he is immortal, he will still destroy the whole world, so why shouldn't I go to Hogwarts? It will be fun 😉

Sparkpin11 years ago

But Voldemort already dead, problem?

Potato Lord10 years ago

fuck that i hate harry potter.

Theweewoowombat 7 years ago

Why not join him? Then use quantum physics to murder the crap out of him and have all of his power to your self

Jonny Locke12 years ago

I hate Harry Potter so no thanks.

Thispersonisweird8 years ago

I respect your Opinion,

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Blobtastic8 years ago

What if u don't like Harry Potter

Wix4 years ago

Simple, throw him into a container of extrem assed, problem solved. He wont die, he will just be... in peaces

lamawithat10 years ago

Mr. Voldie died!

Z0m41e7 years ago

"Skorpionking“

Camalie10 years ago

I would have pressed it if I were to have been born as a pureblood But knowing my luck, I would have been a muggleborn

Zacattac8 years ago

how bout i banish him like in the elder scrolls does that work in harry potter? i have no idea what goes on in harry potter so don't hate me

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago

*is a deatheater* Yeaaaah buddy!

torrentarrow10 years ago

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