Will You Press The Button?

You can have unlimited amounts of money

but

You can never have sex again

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hollyskyes 11 years ago

and all my fellow asexuals scream loudly

Percyyy 2 years ago

Ah.

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SnaiLords 11 years ago

The again made me laugh. I'm an asexual. I don't even like physical touch nevermind attraction. Lol

Starsailor83 4 years ago

I too am uncomfortable with physical touch, but I don't know if I'm asexual or not

how does rayman logic work? 11 years ago

*asexual laughter* i thought there was supossed to be a downside

Joepat1 9 years ago

wait, no, the economy would break so actually its a really bad idea.

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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

F4ke_Black_Cat 6 years ago

Why is everything about sex and love omg just stop LMAO

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Actually it"s more that just about everyone on here claims to be an asexual when they"re not, they"re just using it as a cheap excuse as a loophole.

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

Sex is probably overrated anyway. Besides, theres always porn. Not to mention I can afford the best computer and the fastest Internet to watch it with

SaucyBoye 9 years ago

*nearby Asexual snickering

Bort 10 years ago

what's the downside? i aint no fuckboi

Flameguy235 9 years ago

where is the "again" coming from!?

Merilille 11 years ago

Asexuals 'round the world are gathering infinite money.

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

pressed that button so hard

Greendragon21 8 years ago

I NEED MY SEX AHHHHHH

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JordanTurner 9 years ago

if i want a child i dont have to do it i can just adopt one.

Sandy1415 8 years ago

Eww, I don’t want to have sex anyways

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

I don't know if you know just how advanced VR can be!

LoganVines 9 years ago

AGAIN who says I'm not a virgin

Gabrosky Riva 13 years ago

I'm asexual. Perfect deal for me.

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

True.

HamilMemes 9 years ago

... Define "sex"

Sirayo 9 years ago

Fapped away

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s called reliving stress, not fapping.

iTerminator07 9 years ago

Didnt even want sex XD

Craftingkiki 9 years ago

I imagine the asexuals love this

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago

As an asexual, I won't press this. Think of the inflation

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

The downside only counts if you have had sex before pressing the button. So win-win for me.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

With you man.

Ergosphere 9 years ago

AGAIN i haven't had sex yet to that rule will not affect me and because of when I press the button it never will!

emmytown 11 years ago

Asexuals laugh and roll around in money in the distance.

Otie McCloud 13 years ago

Again? Hah.

Trevor Craft 13 years ago

didnt say you cant get bj's handies, or do anal

SSPmrsomebody1 8 years ago

I'm pretty sure all the things you listed in the comment are sex...

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Viola Rae Johnson 13 years ago

"Again" Joke's on you..

Brenda Carballido 13 years ago

Absolutly NOT :c

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

PRESS THE BUTTON

Loochie47 11 years ago

Lucky Apodaca whispers to you: It looks like everyone hates the button!

Allie54321 10 years ago

Downside?

Miaow-=^-^=- 11 years ago

"Again"?

Scuttlebug 5 years ago

I'm already not having sex so....

Vortex1212 9 years ago

this button has 50% on both sides..... :l

Hitlerwasntthatbad 11 years ago

what about hoes?

BurritoStudios 10 years ago

Dude if you really want sex that hard just get vr sex machine jesus

2hello9 10 years ago

Seems like u know a lot about that

sjaime 12 years ago

Asexual here

ChaoticChaos 6 years ago

Well one thing would stay the same but i would be very rich so i dont know

DarkWraith19 11 years ago

Wtf is wrong with u guys

BossLoky 10 years ago

Slams button furiously I can end world hunger and poverty and everything but not sex that's fine with me

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

Guys, sex means more people to take the fuck care of.

Daniel Sullivan 13 years ago

Ironically, I think it's the money that would get you the sex.

CasualDude 9 years ago

at least I can stil watch porn

Aniyah_Jackson 8 years ago

I applaud you

ImJustHim 11 years ago

So? I can watch porn and fap with that money boyyyys.

Flan 9 years ago

Its not like i would have sex with somebody in my life so... OH SHIT BUTTON CRACKED

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

Hi Flandre

Enjolras 11 years ago

Lmao asexual I'm ready

JoeyPoff 9 years ago

You can adopt

WanjaX 11 years ago

never had never will (cuz i pressed the button^^)

BLAZEWOLF202 10 years ago

Fuck no

Isis2557 11 years ago

ADOPTION XD

WontedPuppet07 3 years ago

This is just oddly specific

Marelupus 10 years ago

Crap, this is bad if you love sex and money D:

2hello9 10 years ago

Under age of sex so never had it before so I don't know....

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