Will You Press The Button?

hollyskyes9 years ago

and all my fellow asexuals scream loudly

Percyyy6 months ago

Ah.

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SnaiLords9 years ago

The again made me laugh. I'm an asexual. I don't even like physical touch nevermind attraction. Lol

Starsailor832 years ago

I too am uncomfortable with physical touch, but I don't know if I'm asexual or not

how does rayman logic work?9 years ago

*asexual laughter* i thought there was supossed to be a downside

Joepat18 years ago

wait, no, the economy would break so actually its a really bad idea.

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F4ke_Black_Cat4 years ago

Why is everything about sex and love omg just stop LMAO

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Actually it"s more that just about everyone on here claims to be an asexual when they"re not, they"re just using it as a cheap excuse as a loophole.

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Sex is probably overrated anyway. Besides, theres always porn. Not to mention I can afford the best computer and the fastest Internet to watch it with

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

Bort9 years ago

what's the downside? i aint no fuckboi

SaucyBoye7 years ago

*nearby Asexual snickering

Flameguy2358 years ago

where is the "again" coming from!?

JordanTurner7 years ago

if i want a child i dont have to do it i can just adopt one.

Merilille10 years ago

Asexuals 'round the world are gathering infinite money.

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

pressed that button so hard

Greendragon217 years ago

I NEED MY SEX AHHHHHH

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Sandy14157 years ago

Eww, I don’t want to have sex anyways

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I don't know if you know just how advanced VR can be!

LoganVines7 years ago

AGAIN who says I'm not a virgin

HamilMemes7 years ago

... Define "sex"

Sirayo7 years ago

Fapped away

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s called reliving stress, not fapping.

iTerminator078 years ago

Didnt even want sex XD

Craftingkiki8 years ago

I imagine the asexuals love this

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

As an asexual, I won't press this. Think of the inflation

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

The downside only counts if you have had sex before pressing the button. So win-win for me.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

With you man.

Ergosphere8 years ago

AGAIN i haven't had sex yet to that rule will not affect me and because of when I press the button it never will!

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago

I'm asexual. Perfect deal for me.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

True.

emmytown10 years ago

Asexuals laugh and roll around in money in the distance.

Otie McCloud12 years ago

Again? Hah.

Trevor Craft12 years ago

didnt say you cant get bj's handies, or do anal

SSPmrsomebody17 years ago

I'm pretty sure all the things you listed in the comment are sex...

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Viola Rae Johnson12 years ago

"Again" Joke's on you..

Brenda Carballido12 years ago

Absolutly NOT :c

CalvinZheng8 years ago

PRESS THE BUTTON

LastYesterday2 years ago

Have sex first, then press the button

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago

You can never have sex AGAIN- I wonder what that entails for virgins? One sex session? Also, you can never have sex again after WHAT? After you die?

Jeremy Andrews12 years ago

what is again?

The steak9 years ago

Who needs money sex is the thing you more need

Brycen8 years ago

Sex doll

A Undertale Fan10 years ago

Im a girl and I dont care really

EarthToAccesss8 years ago

OK so what I can't stick my dick in a girl I get to do whatever the hell I want now lmao

Wizardmon10 years ago

Who would have sex with me anyway? I'm fugly

kingd84 years ago

asexuals be like

Tinker Bell9 years ago

and the comments flood with asexuals

VenomousCompany9 years ago

So, how it actually is?

Charles Chirnside12 years ago

Yeah absolutely I'd do it I'm assuming that by sex it means like, 'Home base', so like oral would still count. But even if it doesn't, whatever. I'm infinitely rich, I can just pay people to cater to my specific kinks in porn creation

TheTrueBoi6 years ago

Asexuals are living beings that doesn't need genetics of two beings of the same species. You aren't asexual. You just don't like being with people/in love