Will You Press The Button?

You have pressed

The Button

45376 (50%) 45155 (50%)

45376 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 45155 (50%) did not.

You can have unlimited amounts of money

but

You can never have sex again

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hollyskyes9 years ago

and all my fellow asexuals scream loudly

Percyyy5 months ago

Ah.

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SnaiLords9 years ago

The again made me laugh. I'm an asexual. I don't even like physical touch nevermind attraction. Lol

Starsailor832 years ago

I too am uncomfortable with physical touch, but I don't know if I'm asexual or not

how does rayman logic work?9 years ago

*asexual laughter* i thought there was supossed to be a downside

Joepat18 years ago

wait, no, the economy would break so actually its a really bad idea.

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F4ke_Black_Cat4 years ago

Why is everything about sex and love omg just stop LMAO

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Actually it"s more that just about everyone on here claims to be an asexual when they"re not, they"re just using it as a cheap excuse as a loophole.

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Sex is probably overrated anyway. Besides, theres always porn. Not to mention I can afford the best computer and the fastest Internet to watch it with

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

Bort9 years ago

what's the downside? i aint no fuckboi

SaucyBoye7 years ago

*nearby Asexual snickering

Flameguy2357 years ago

where is the "again" coming from!?

JordanTurner7 years ago

if i want a child i dont have to do it i can just adopt one.

Merilille9 years ago

Asexuals 'round the world are gathering infinite money.

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

pressed that button so hard

Greendragon217 years ago

I NEED MY SEX AHHHHHH

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Sandy14157 years ago

Eww, I don’t want to have sex anyways

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I don't know if you know just how advanced VR can be!

LoganVines7 years ago

AGAIN who says I'm not a virgin

HamilMemes7 years ago

... Define "sex"

Sirayo7 years ago

Fapped away

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s called reliving stress, not fapping.

iTerminator078 years ago

Didnt even want sex XD

Craftingkiki8 years ago

I imagine the asexuals love this

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

As an asexual, I won't press this. Think of the inflation

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

The downside only counts if you have had sex before pressing the button. So win-win for me.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

With you man.

Ergosphere8 years ago

AGAIN i haven't had sex yet to that rule will not affect me and because of when I press the button it never will!

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago

I'm asexual. Perfect deal for me.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

True.

emmytown10 years ago

Asexuals laugh and roll around in money in the distance.

Otie McCloud12 years ago

Again? Hah.

Trevor Craft12 years ago

didnt say you cant get bj's handies, or do anal

SSPmrsomebody17 years ago

I'm pretty sure all the things you listed in the comment are sex...

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Viola Rae Johnson12 years ago

"Again" Joke's on you..

Brenda Carballido12 years ago

Absolutly NOT :c

CalvinZheng8 years ago

PRESS THE BUTTON

castnetskating8 years ago

Can i still wank?

Donderpants10 years ago

I find the first a worse downside than the second.

SophieTheGreat9 years ago

Im only 12 sooooo

CraftE049 years ago

I can't wait to see the %!

JulianGeckoWasp4 years ago

I'm asexual, I'm doing it.

Index1549 years ago

"Again"

HaremKingSenpai9 years ago

downside?

RetroTimer8 years ago

pressed i will not. i meant to press the button.

CalvinZheng8 years ago

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perpetualbananas10 years ago

Ace squad

loophole068 years ago

Adopt children with all my money.

Wabefuhon9 years ago

Would that mean a hooker wouldn't get paid?

Litteral CanadaBall Right Here9 years ago

Another point for the asexuals

Menlion7 years ago

Again?

screw religon9 years ago

very very very easy

GlaciemNex10 years ago

how dare you.

PinkZeppelin9 years ago

Again?

Gabriel Alvarez12 years ago

I can just fap .

PrincessOfBlueRoses8 years ago

-satisfied asexual cackling.-

Loochie479 years ago

Lucky Apodaca whispers to you: It looks like everyone hates the button!

Allie543218 years ago

Downside?

Miaow-=^-^=-10 years ago

"Again"?

Scuttlebug4 years ago

I'm already not having sex so....

Hitlerwasntthatbad9 years ago

what about hoes?

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