Will You Press The Button?

hollyskyes9 years ago

and all my fellow asexuals scream loudly

Percyyy5 months ago

Ah.

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SnaiLords9 years ago

The again made me laugh. I'm an asexual. I don't even like physical touch nevermind attraction. Lol

Starsailor832 years ago

I too am uncomfortable with physical touch, but I don't know if I'm asexual or not

how does rayman logic work?9 years ago

*asexual laughter* i thought there was supossed to be a downside

Joepat18 years ago

wait, no, the economy would break so actually its a really bad idea.

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F4ke_Black_Cat4 years ago

Why is everything about sex and love omg just stop LMAO

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Actually it"s more that just about everyone on here claims to be an asexual when they"re not, they"re just using it as a cheap excuse as a loophole.

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Sex is probably overrated anyway. Besides, theres always porn. Not to mention I can afford the best computer and the fastest Internet to watch it with

LOLLoopholes7 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

Bort9 years ago

what's the downside? i aint no fuckboi

SaucyBoye7 years ago

*nearby Asexual snickering

Flameguy2357 years ago

where is the "again" coming from!?

JordanTurner7 years ago

if i want a child i dont have to do it i can just adopt one.

Merilille9 years ago

Asexuals 'round the world are gathering infinite money.

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

pressed that button so hard

Greendragon217 years ago

I NEED MY SEX AHHHHHH

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Sandy14157 years ago

Eww, I don’t want to have sex anyways

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I don't know if you know just how advanced VR can be!

LoganVines7 years ago

AGAIN who says I'm not a virgin

HamilMemes7 years ago

... Define "sex"

Sirayo7 years ago

Fapped away

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s called reliving stress, not fapping.

iTerminator077 years ago

Didnt even want sex XD

Craftingkiki8 years ago

I imagine the asexuals love this

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

As an asexual, I won't press this. Think of the inflation

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

The downside only counts if you have had sex before pressing the button. So win-win for me.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

With you man.

Ergosphere8 years ago

AGAIN i haven't had sex yet to that rule will not affect me and because of when I press the button it never will!

Gabrosky Riva12 years ago

I'm asexual. Perfect deal for me.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

True.

emmytown10 years ago

Asexuals laugh and roll around in money in the distance.

Otie McCloud12 years ago

Again? Hah.

Trevor Craft12 years ago

didnt say you cant get bj's handies, or do anal

SSPmrsomebody17 years ago

I'm pretty sure all the things you listed in the comment are sex...

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Viola Rae Johnson12 years ago

"Again" Joke's on you..

Brenda Carballido12 years ago

Absolutly NOT :c

CalvinZheng8 years ago

PRESS THE BUTTON

BossLoky9 years ago

Slams button furiously I can end world hunger and poverty and everything but not sex that's fine with me

CalvinZheng8 years ago

Guys, sex means more people to take the fuck care of.

Daniel Sullivan12 years ago

Ironically, I think it's the money that would get you the sex.

CasualDude7 years ago

at least I can stil watch porn

Aniyah_Jackson7 years ago

I applaud you

ImJustHim9 years ago

So? I can watch porn and fap with that money boyyyys.

Flan8 years ago

Its not like i would have sex with somebody in my life so... OH SHIT BUTTON CRACKED

CalvinZheng8 years ago

Hi Flandre

Enjolras9 years ago

Lmao asexual I'm ready

JoeyPoff7 years ago

You can adopt

WanjaX9 years ago

never had never will (cuz i pressed the button^^)

BLAZEWOLF2028 years ago

Fuck no

Isis255710 years ago

ADOPTION XD

WontedPuppet072 years ago

This is just oddly specific

Marelupus9 years ago

Crap, this is bad if you love sex and money D:

2hello98 years ago

Under age of sex so never had it before so I don't know....

asdguy0010 years ago

asexual here. wtf do you mean by "again"?

Zekecraft9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

purelyderpy8 years ago

I see no downside to this

arcmyolo9 years ago

If it means cutting my dick of no if sperm dead yes

Cupcake Gal9 years ago

I am getting more and more offended by these questions every minute.

DakotaStein8 years ago

meh,sex is overrated...im a virgin,so i wont exactly loose anything out of this

LordTristan088 years ago

lose not loose

Muaz9 years ago

I am a fucking vergn.

AngelTheGirl8 years ago

Cry's silently but also gives a shit ton of money to poor people and buys alot of food to give to starving African children.

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago

HA! It says again! No downside for virgins!

Naval9 years ago

Man if only this was real 99.99% would agree

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