Will You Press The Button?

evanjarman 9 years ago

I’m gay and my mums dead. Sorted.

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago

SUS

YouCanRelate 10 years ago

Why is it specific to ice cream with my ex girlfriend on tuesday??

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

feels like a reference to a movie

Animeek21 9 years ago

What ex girlfriend?

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago

I have no ex and I’ll just eat cookies

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

kill all of my exes, stay in on Tuesdays, only eat frozen yogurt.

Stichless 8 years ago

I like it

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LexKate 9 years ago

I'm a girl....also just don't get ice cream on Tuesday s

Josef Cullinane 13 years ago

Buy a better assassin to assassinate the assassin.

Savage95000 8 years ago

Holy shit

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Toothbanger 9 years ago

SCREW ICE CREAM. GET GELATO

Stealthinja 7 years ago

there"s no difference tho? Was this written by an italian?

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LunaBPYT 9 years ago

My mom doesn't have the ability to be any worse then she is. The worst she does is sigh and give a disappointed look.

MAGIC_OTAKU 9 years ago

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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

IRELAND IS BETTER THAN aMERICA

Verdega 9 years ago

What if I have someone assassinate Mom and her assassin on Monday?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Never comin back with ma exes

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Right

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Dregonna 10 years ago

I have no ex girlfriend and I should only buy ice cream on Sundays and Thursdays. A big tub of Neapolitan.

RappmanD 10 years ago

U R Smart! Neapolitan is so0o0o0o good.

drewhersch 10 years ago

Just talk your ex girlfriend into going on Wednesday.

Tippapal 10 years ago

I'm a girl, and i'm not a lesbian. Lol

Davidtheguy7080 11 years ago

Hey do you really need a mom with that much money?

Button Mash1234 11 years ago

What if I don't like Ice-Cream? What if I don't have a Ex-Girlfriend? What if I create killer robots to defend me? Solutions everywhere....

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Those killer robots then break free from your control and take over the planet. Thank you for enslaving humanity, @Button Mash1234.

desmond2600 11 years ago

Ä° dont have one :(

Just991 11 years ago

Dont get a girlfriend, eat frozen yougurt

kate_9 11 years ago

what if ur mom is dead

oliver2511 10 years ago

OHOH Everyone has a mum born in her tummy :O

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Alegna4238 8 years ago

I don't have an ex. Also, I date boys.

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

I am a girl

Ltheawesome 8 years ago

I'm a girl

Ernstsinaga 8 years ago

Easy, buy ice cream on wednesdays

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

Ayye?

TonyTurtleMM 9 years ago

This applies to girls to if they are lesbian, bisexual, etc.

mangojaguar0408 9 years ago

Don't date girls, simple.

Harkema 9 years ago

This is a not specific

Gestusultumus 9 years ago

lol still single

IDontNeedToBeHereRight 9 years ago

i wont be able to get gf im too ugly...

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Sorry

Ghh 9 years ago

Rip ecomany

anxiousballoffluff 9 years ago

I don't have an ex so I should be just fine Me go out on a Tuesday? Pffftt. I only go out on weekends

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

What if your mom was dead?

ValerieParker 9 years ago

So my zombie/ghost mom comes back from the dead, to have me assassinated while buying something I wouldn't eat, with a person I never met irl.

Richard Goodrich 13 years ago

HAH I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

pokemon_stampy 9 years ago

same

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Brea Kanak 13 years ago

im not a lesbian

VolleyballGirl 11 years ago

but i actually never had a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend because i am not lesbian

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Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

I don't buy ice-cream and don't have any ex-girlfriends...so...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Technically speaking, a wife is an ex-girlfriend.

Mikayla Danielle Dildine 13 years ago

easy... just kill your mom in her sleep before she can even get her hands on the money

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Wow evil but affective

Mike Walsh 13 years ago

All my exes are exes for a reason!

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Right!! Mine was so stupid he didn’t get it

verseguy 5 years ago

THE FUCK I WILL NOT!!

Creamytoast 10 years ago

"girlfriend" hahaha I wish

Chris Beck 11 years ago

That's not alot you will still have 15 Trillion US dollars our moms won't take alot from us

Imortaclick 8 years ago

"Guard Me"

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