Will You Press The Button?

LunaCipher8 years ago

Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHerelast year

You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.

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CitrusWasTaken4 years ago

Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

Me :)8 years ago

Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

KaiRose9 years ago

I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows9 months ago

Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive

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Cole SoulGem12 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom5 years ago

So am I 😉

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CowJuice8 years ago

Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken4 years ago

Oh no-

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux8 years ago

Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight8 years ago

im a girl

Amanda Stenback12 years ago

1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi4 years ago

u can adopt children anyway :3

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Melite8 years ago

The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude2 years ago

No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder8 years ago

1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott12 years ago

Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee12 years ago

#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer12 years ago

I'm a girl so it works out

Cici Asxbutch12 years ago

I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy4 years ago

It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.

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Kay Paffel12 years ago

I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Austin Crandell12 years ago

so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon6874 years ago

I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple12 years ago

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ThatDudeWhosNameIsLongerThanYours7 years ago

Girlfriends are always available LOL

Sapphire10 years ago

All of you that say I'm a straight female their thinking wrong. It says 'have children or a wife' so jokes on you. I'm not pressing. P. S. I'm a girl

NeoThunder8 years ago

Who need children and to get married ? "Just" a girlfriend is already enough

the.walking.aaron10 years ago

I don't want children and I'd much rather a husband

DogabanyHaukoRar3 years ago

No downsides to this

Buttholeking699 years ago

Loophole i can have sex with women and not get the. Pregnant

ALIEN-OG8 years ago

you could always love someone and stay together and not get married plus I dont want kids.

Nickle90911 years ago

Nopenopenope.

dedirake4 years ago

how about spouse

Dottieshep9 years ago

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The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon8 years ago

I mean, you can still get this without pressing the button.

heyeveryone10 years ago

What about a husband?

Kordell_115 years ago

If I don't marry her she doesn't become my wife. She can just stay as my girlfriend.

Chameleon6874 years ago

With that profile pic, it doesn't make a difference whether you push the button or not

CresentMoon9 years ago

I don't have to worry about debt or living out on the streets like a hobo. I don't see the problem here......

Akari_Enderwolf8 years ago

I made a loophole that "never have children" literally means more than one child, plus I'm a girl anyway so it would be easier to have a husband so again, loophole.

ixToxic10 years ago

Upside? ._.

ShouldIPressThisButtonlast year

The only difference is that i would have money

NigEl12349 years ago

I see no downside.

Imad Hraiz12 years ago

Ever heard of cohabitation? no legal marriage needed.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

Hell yeah, who tf wants annoying little brats running around sucking up your income and a woman who always lectures you and gets mad when you dont do things her way?