You will always be financially secure.
but
You will never have children or a wife.
I will not

LunaCipher 9 years ago
Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHere 2 years ago
You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.
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Me :) 9 years ago
Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Cole SoulGem 13 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom 6 years ago
So am I 😉
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CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

KaiRose 10 years ago
I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows 2 years ago
Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive
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CowJuice 9 years ago
Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Oh no-

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago
I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux 9 years ago
Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight 9 years ago
im a girl

Amanda Stenback 13 years ago
1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi 5 years ago
u can adopt children anyway :3
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Melite 9 years ago
The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder 9 years ago
1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott 13 years ago
Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee 13 years ago
#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer 13 years ago
I'm a girl so it works out

Cici Asxbutch 13 years ago
I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.
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Kay Paffel 13 years ago
I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Austin Crandell 13 years ago
so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon687 6 years ago
I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple 13 years ago
whocares.jpg

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
no downside............. I'M A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

epic97101 7 years ago
well what if someone here is female?

WeirdMango21 11 years ago
I still can have a gf, like, without marriage, cant i?)

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago
6Demonic6Killer6 way to speak for feminism by criticizing a woman for voicing her own personal opinion. As a bisexual woman, I's advise you to think about what you say in the name of feminism, because you might be giving it a bad name.

unsmart42069 3 years ago
downside?

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EmmaEstes 9 years ago
1 I don't want children 2 I'm a girl so I don't want a wife

medwards0225 11 years ago
Um...I don't want a wife

febrezeplease 5 years ago
jokes on you im straight and i dont want kids 😈

Jeffguy 10 years ago
Imagine a 5 year old reading this xD

Jón Flosi Aðalsteinsson 13 years ago
one night stands is all i need

ErrorDenny 9 years ago
It doen't say that you can't adopt them.

chonkeymonk3y1234 11 years ago
Nice! I can adopt and have a lifelong girlfriend.

Nickle909 12 years ago
Nopenopenope.

Wolkboy 5 years ago
If I find someone I love, we can be together without marriage, all marriage is is putting your relationship on paper

GameRaven13 10 years ago
Yeah, no, I actually eventually want to at least have a wife. Finances aren't a concern for me.

IsisGilbert 9 years ago
I am a girl so I don't mind not having a. Wife

Avion 11 years ago
I'm gay so this doesn't really affect me

J450N 9 years ago
Just never marry and always stay as gf/bf and adopt a kid

Septic Gamer 11 years ago
Ya me too son

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago
Being a female who isn't lesbian I'm saying ok and I ain't wanting to have kids so ok :P

Spongygames 11 years ago
That doesn't mean I can't have a girlfriend forever.

216 2 years ago
(laughs in gay)

The_Doctor20758 10 years ago
May the power of Christ compel you

Bbsfanop69 6 years ago
Ahh I can just adopt a child and live with the girl I like without getting married easy boi !!

Solitary Shadow 11 years ago
No kids, and no one trying to divorce you for half your money, downside?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Turns out 46% of people hate humanitiy

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
And yet, everyone forgets that condoms are a thing so the kids part of this is still null & void.

Endeakour 10 years ago
i don't see a downside

Christopher Khozouie 13 years ago
Get a girlfriend, never get married.

Pamka 8 years ago
I'm asexual lol

Pootos42 11 years ago
I give ZERO fucks
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