You become a guard of any faction in any fictional universe of your choosing,
but
you take an arrow to the knee.
I will not

djvoid225 11 years ago
i used to be an adventurer like u then i took an arrow to the knee :(

wisecrack3 10 years ago
First comes love then vows an arrow in the knee
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Veer 5 years ago
It’s in Minecraft, time to eat

Lucky the golden potato 10 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee

The_potato_man 5 years ago
Become a gym leader lol

Geperdy 9 years ago
I have the fast heal spell, ill be okay

Pelle Frid 13 years ago
so how is getting married a bad thing?

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
marriage sounds great if it"s with the one you love and not those forced ones
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Samalot127 9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Branater 10 years ago
I change the meaning of knee to apple pie!

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
Alright I will go to my universe were I get married and I will stop myself from getting married and then I will get married to the same person( who is my crush). Loop hole.

Kattheicykitten 11 years ago
So can I marry Foxy? If I can I don't care about the downside im pressing the button.

PikaGurl 10 years ago
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Colin Londino 13 years ago
Old joke is old.

Destructer246 4 years ago
So are you old then too?
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Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
arrow to the knee? i'd recover. equestria, here i come!

Seapony 8 years ago
Yeah, Equestria would probably be one of the few realities with magic healthcare that could heal a knee injury.
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Kaity Avedovech 13 years ago
So I find the love of my life? win/win

Tosj Brooks 13 years ago
I use ta be an adventure like you once...but then I took an arrow to the knee

David Kazek 13 years ago
Figuratively or literally? If it's #1, I'll be happy. I get married. If it's the second one, meh, I'll survive. An arrow won't kill you, just injure me really badly. Then I get someone to heal it like a wizard or something

Ice warrior 1234567890 10 years ago
#2 you wouldn't be able to walk ok
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Large sausage 11 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you den I took an arrow in the knee

leon king 10 years ago
what if no one in that universe uses bows and arrows

Alex Cline 13 years ago
skyrim jokes

lightsaw 11 years ago
Due to today's tech I would be fine SUCK THAT ARROW SHOOTING DON'T GUY

NightHunterHD 11 years ago
Worth it

Noah9903 10 years ago
Skyrim reference

gadlygamer 5 years ago
jokes on you i choose to be a guard in that time i got reincarnated as a slime. i get epic armour for the knee and if im injured i can just get treated by the glorious slime boi himself or by a potion

skyrimfan 11 years ago
i would become a guard

Panifex 9 years ago
A guard of any faction? The hell is that supposed to mean?

Panifex 9 years ago
I know that, but where does the "guard" part come in?
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DisWebsiteIsShit 10 years ago
But.. You choose the anime person of your dreams. And you marry them. And they don't hate you. Best. Fucking. Loophole. Ever.

gamemaster254 8 years ago
I once was an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee- Guard

Herobrina 11 years ago
Oh, i would take my diamondpickaxe and smash the person who did that in the earth down!

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago
But minecrafian creatures have no knees.

Treecko 9 years ago
The arrow could have been removed and you could go back out and be a guard again :/

thecoldforest 12 years ago
I used to protect humanity from the wrath of the cannibalistic titans. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

YODELINGPICKLEZ 11 years ago
ITS ONLY A NERF ARROW HELL YEAH BACK TO BEING AN ADVENTURER

VeryverySerious 10 years ago
since i know ill take an arrow to the knee one day..ill wear knee protection...loophole

Yannick Sommer 13 years ago
I just become a timelord, regenerate: Win.

Driconian 9 years ago
I used to press buttons like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

What the fuck 10 years ago
I saw my name :3

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
An arrow to the knee? Guess I'll go somewhere with knee-armor

PikaGurl 10 years ago
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Mr_Mertz 11 years ago
If I choose a fictional faction involved in amazing healing magic or something of the sort, an arrow is kind of irrelevant...

Silverthorn13 9 years ago
There"s potions/healing factors for a reason

alusiek2009 11 years ago
Love this game!

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago
Starfleet can cure things we don't even know about, being a security officer abord the defiant would be great. Especially with Bashir ;)

Cconnell25 9 years ago
Im down becoming a skyrim guard.

mrperson420 11 years ago
the guards aren't that interesting anyway

Dovahkrud 10 years ago
Wow. Just, wow.

Capfoo 10 years ago
Wat if, your univers dose not have arroz attack on tinon

fanofeverything 12 years ago
Worth it

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FireFoxArtty 8 years ago
I’ve seen his on several questions and whoever starred it has TERRIBLE SPELLING
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Enderkitty 8 years ago
It"s called hospital

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Kattheicykitten 11 years ago
Well I already have bad luck :)no effect :)

LiamEgil 9 years ago
I have always wanted to know how it feels to take an arrow to the knee

Cborel2 11 years ago
What if its a rubber arrow and it only stings

XombieCreeper 10 years ago
But what if you have knee armor?
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