You become a guard of any faction in any fictional universe of your choosing,
but
you take an arrow to the knee.
I will not

djvoid225 11 years ago
i used to be an adventurer like u then i took an arrow to the knee :(

wisecrack3 10 years ago
First comes love then vows an arrow in the knee
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Veer 5 years ago
It’s in Minecraft, time to eat

Lucky the golden potato 10 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee

The_potato_man 5 years ago
Become a gym leader lol

Geperdy 9 years ago
I have the fast heal spell, ill be okay

Pelle Frid 13 years ago
so how is getting married a bad thing?

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
marriage sounds great if it"s with the one you love and not those forced ones
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Samalot127 9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Branater 10 years ago
I change the meaning of knee to apple pie!

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
Alright I will go to my universe were I get married and I will stop myself from getting married and then I will get married to the same person( who is my crush). Loop hole.

Kattheicykitten 11 years ago
So can I marry Foxy? If I can I don't care about the downside im pressing the button.

PikaGurl 10 years ago
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Colin Londino 13 years ago
Old joke is old.

Destructer246 4 years ago
So are you old then too?
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Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
arrow to the knee? i'd recover. equestria, here i come!

Seapony 8 years ago
Yeah, Equestria would probably be one of the few realities with magic healthcare that could heal a knee injury.
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Kaity Avedovech 13 years ago
So I find the love of my life? win/win

Tosj Brooks 13 years ago
I use ta be an adventure like you once...but then I took an arrow to the knee

David Kazek 13 years ago
Figuratively or literally? If it's #1, I'll be happy. I get married. If it's the second one, meh, I'll survive. An arrow won't kill you, just injure me really badly. Then I get someone to heal it like a wizard or something

Ice warrior 1234567890 10 years ago
#2 you wouldn't be able to walk ok
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BudgingTurtle74 8 years ago
I"d rather stay an adventurer. Besides you can be married yet still kill dragons and explore.

scarecrow1339 11 years ago
That sends shivers down my spine just to think of that game..

SinopRoulette 9 years ago
This, This is why I quit Skyrim, now to forever haunts me.

LittleMissDarkSide 12 years ago
A mortal instroments gard and i get married???can i take my boyfriend!!!!

Ariel Earthyorder 10 years ago
I'M PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD! NYEHEHEH... -PAPYRUS

andrewls671 10 years ago
Go into a Fire Emblem universe and make sure that you are NOT a flying unit!

CtrlAltDave 12 years ago
"Took an arrow to the knee" is a euphemism for "got married." So... I can be a guard in any fictional universe, AND married?? Downside?

MagicRainbow Kitties 10 years ago
Drem Yol Lok, Dovahkiin!

FireFoxArtty 8 years ago
Cool..I’ll just wear some hick armour

FireFoxArtty 8 years ago
Thick*

Crazyconnor777@gmail.com 11 years ago
Arrows don't exist In this universe :3

PikaGurl 10 years ago
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DrWho3607 11 years ago
SKYRIM HAHAHA

Nerdkind 9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

VLV 11 years ago
Love the reference but it is possible to fully heal from the wound with no problems

Haley67 10 years ago
IGNORE THIS MESSAGE:rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in he... [Show full comment]

tumbler_lover_1313 4 years ago
kill yourself

DraganSandic 9 years ago
FOR THE HORDE!!!

PopeHatSkeleton 11 years ago
I choose a fictional universe where people routinely get their damaged limbs replaced with better robot limbs, like Ghost in the Shell. I win.

👻ᏕᎮᏋፈᏖᏒᏋ👻 10 years ago
WOW, this is an old game joke. Stop, plz

BlueSolace_Is_a_Loki_Fangirl 5 years ago
I used 2 be an adventurer like u,then I took an arrow 2 the knee....

HATSUNE MIKU FAN 0/////0 11 years ago
But Hatsune miku is not a faction

Wildclaw115 10 years ago
Skyrim basically

FinleyRS 8 years ago
Took an aro to the knee

Shirokuma 11 years ago
Well, I'm sure I'd have armor to defend from the arrow, right?

MasterA 9 years ago
just be a character that can heal fast or wont really be effected by the arrow. (naruto, goku)

JmancoolJ 12 years ago
Arrow IN* the knee.

frost24theminecraftfurry 9 years ago
WINGS OF FIRE OR FURRY FANDOM

BoogaDoog 11 years ago
If you know it's going to happen just pad up your knees with STEEL.

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach 10 years ago
... ow

Tosj Brooks 13 years ago
*adventurer

Genocide Sans 11 years ago
Welp ill just work in the forgotten veil

StarKiller340 10 years ago
Classy Skyrim refences

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 2 years ago
dodge it

ninjurtle 11 years ago
i will be an dovahkiin

ThatGuyNamedSam2378 9 years ago
GOO TO A DOCTOR, OR TAKE A HELTH POCHION

Furious Finch 11 years ago
The Astartes don't particularly feel bothered by arrows in the knees. I mean fuck it, they were probably gonna be aug'd or replaced at some point in the next decade anyway.

That_filipino_kid 7 years ago
I shall get a fake leg
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