You become a guard of any faction in any fictional universe of your choosing,
but
you take an arrow to the knee.
I will not


djvoid2259 years ago
i used to be an adventurer like u then i took an arrow to the knee :(

wisecrack39 years ago
First comes love then vows an arrow in the knee
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Veer4 years ago
It’s in Minecraft, time to eat

The_potato_man3 years ago
Become a gym leader lol

Lucky the golden potato9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee

Geperdy8 years ago
I have the fast heal spell, ill be okay

Samalot1277 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Pelle Frid12 years ago
so how is getting married a bad thing?

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
marriage sounds great if it"s with the one you love and not those forced ones
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Branater8 years ago
I change the meaning of knee to apple pie!

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Alright I will go to my universe were I get married and I will stop myself from getting married and then I will get married to the same person( who is my crush). Loop hole.

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago
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FireFoxArtty7 years ago
I’ve seen his on several questions and whoever starred it has TERRIBLE SPELLING
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Kattheicykitten9 years ago
So can I marry Foxy? If I can I don't care about the downside im pressing the button.

PikaGurl9 years ago
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Colin Londino12 years ago
Old joke is old.

Destructer2463 years ago
So are you old then too?
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Kaity Avedovech12 years ago
So I find the love of my life? win/win

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
arrow to the knee? i'd recover. equestria, here i come!

Seapony7 years ago
Yeah, Equestria would probably be one of the few realities with magic healthcare that could heal a knee injury.
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Tosj Brooks12 years ago
I use ta be an adventure like you once...but then I took an arrow to the knee

David Kazek12 years ago
Figuratively or literally? If it's #1, I'll be happy. I get married. If it's the second one, meh, I'll survive. An arrow won't kill you, just injure me really badly. Then I get someone to heal it like a wizard or something

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago
#2 you wouldn't be able to walk ok
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Heewalle7 years ago
Oh! I wanna get married and be a cool-ass guard! Let’s go!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
I used to be a wizard like you. But then I took a arrow to the knee.

Karolina Sałkowska12 years ago
Skyrim, Skyrim everywhere XD

RandomDude639 years ago
I COULD BE A SPACE PIRATE IN "No Man's Sky"? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Who am I8 years ago
Omg I would take this

LadyChaomii9 years ago
The battle-scars are an added bonus! :D

ShomariKnight8 years ago
... no comment

alusiek20099 years ago
Like this game

AColdGuy4 years ago
*confused in star wars* Why are there arrows here!

Semmel20009 years ago
Skyrim?

AssHar8 years ago
Whiterun guard #13 would e my new name.

Aphoriste10 years ago
Incoming Dovahkin

speen9 years ago
I like being an adventurer.

Waffle9118 years ago
Bein a guard in a fictional place soundes great at first, then i remembered all the guards ive slaughtered in skyrim. A lot less appealing

JohnPariah11 years ago
so you get married?

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago
It means a literal arrow to the knee stupids

Wowza1437 years ago
Omg this is from Skyrim

HowToPressTheButton9 years ago
skyrim reference?

lightsaw9 years ago
Due to today's tech I would be fine SUCK THAT ARROW SHOOTING DON'T GUY

Large sausage 9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you den I took an arrow in the knee

leon king8 years ago
what if no one in that universe uses bows and arrows

Alex Cline12 years ago
skyrim jokes

Panifex8 years ago
A guard of any faction? The hell is that supposed to mean?

Panifex7 years ago
I know that, but where does the "guard" part come in?
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NightHunterHD9 years ago
Worth it

Noah99039 years ago
Skyrim reference

gadlygamer3 years ago
jokes on you i choose to be a guard in that time i got reincarnated as a slime. i get epic armour for the knee and if im injured i can just get treated by the glorious slime boi himself or by a potion

skyrimfan9 years ago
i would become a guard

DisWebsiteIsShit9 years ago
But.. You choose the anime person of your dreams. And you marry them. And they don't hate you. Best. Fucking. Loophole. Ever.

gamemaster2547 years ago
I once was an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee- Guard

Herobrina9 years ago
Oh, i would take my diamondpickaxe and smash the person who did that in the earth down!

GlaDurDeaD9 years ago
But minecrafian creatures have no knees.

Treecko8 years ago
The arrow could have been removed and you could go back out and be a guard again :/

thecoldforest10 years ago
I used to protect humanity from the wrath of the cannibalistic titans. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Driconian7 years ago
I used to press buttons like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

YODELINGPICKLEZ9 years ago
ITS ONLY A NERF ARROW HELL YEAH BACK TO BEING AN ADVENTURER
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