Will You Press The Button?

GreyFrostFire8 years ago

Near death, so you wont die... ever

cherryespe10 years ago

so while I'm a pokémon I almost die once every five hours. *press*

Dmst!9 years ago

Near death. So you don't die

Noah Warkentine12 years ago

All I ever wanted was to have near death experiences every five hours! So blessed.

Angie1233 years ago

I also wanted that

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ththomas95 years ago

Near death? SOO... I WON'T DIE!

antamious8 years ago

If they"re all near-death experiences then I won't die right

JamCatPlexer8 years ago

live life on the edge

Superdude32668 years ago

So im a life story youtuber?

Gartar 9 years ago

Sounds like adventure to me

Romero-tho7 years ago

I like your pic sir

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Hewwo9 years ago

They Never said you would die, Just near it :P

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago

You can just get no near death experiences or death at all and more

Markiplier-Jr8 years ago

NEAR death experiances so I won't die i'll get aware of when i'll ALMOST die

Opp338 years ago

Wish you dont

Bigsharkdad8 years ago

But you don't die, right?

elvinja9 years ago

My life is a near death experience

Ryan Holmes12 years ago

all i want is to not have near death experiences...

Beban9 years ago

And 100 millions world peace never ending live a nice girlfriend/wife yeah thats all i wanted. :D

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

I need some excitement in my life anyways. And it will make everything I have that much more dear to me.

Thundia 9 years ago

True...

David LaBarr12 years ago

As long as there isn't permanent disfigurement from the near death experiences

GayGod8 years ago

Gurl u would eventually get used to them and they become a mundane thing that happens . And u also don't die u almost do but,u dont

alec11 years ago

one of the things ive wanted is to live forever so its cool

setfna4 years ago

not seeing a downside here, mate!

Imboredaf9 years ago

Well you don't die so...

ImPressingDisDamnButton8 years ago

I can have ANYTHING? ?? 1a buc mac, I'm hungry 2 a genie 3 make me so I survive every near death experience and people will think I'm awesome 4 I'm awesome

Samsimril10 years ago

What if all you ever wanted ed was to be safe

venomousemo5 years ago

If I can get anything I wanted I could simply want to not have near death experiences tho...

SBURBIAN9 years ago

homestuck much?

werty10 years ago

Pfft, as long as i dont die!

datboiohshit9 years ago

that would be a life full of adrenaline and bad ass storys

pil5559 years ago

Pshh yah that what is near death experience You see. don't you get it.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

Dude, I swear the last question was this exact same question. I got the same question twice in a row

Stropey10 years ago

NOICE. Sounds fun!

SamuGonzolast year

Despite everyone thinks, this can be very stressful and traumatic

Me6669 years ago

NEAR death is the key word

Soumyadeep9807 years ago

Near death experience is more horrific then real death i experienced that once and from that time i always wanted death in once chance which is not that painful

Laserwolf3 years ago

As long as it"s only near death experiences.

Dilan9 years ago

Already have

ValerieParker7 years ago

"Everything I"ve ever wanted" includes things I once wanted, but not anymore. Even without the downside, I would have turned it down.

Bogster1310 years ago

Observer "Near-Death". Not actuall death.

Tamzin20078 years ago

It"s NEAR death. You won't die. I'll probably faint though. I"ve fainted 7 times in the last 2 years. People will be sympathetic I faint every five hours. Blessed.