Will You Press The Button?

GreyFrostFire8 years ago

Near death, so you wont die... ever

cherryespe9 years ago

so while I'm a pokémon I almost die once every five hours. *press*

Dmst!9 years ago

Near death. So you don't die

Noah Warkentine12 years ago

All I ever wanted was to have near death experiences every five hours! So blessed.

Angie1233 years ago

I also wanted that

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ththomas95 years ago

Near death? SOO... I WON'T DIE!

antamious8 years ago

If they"re all near-death experiences then I won't die right

JamCatPlexer8 years ago

live life on the edge

Superdude32668 years ago

So im a life story youtuber?

Gartar 9 years ago

Sounds like adventure to me

Romero-tho7 years ago

I like your pic sir

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Hewwo9 years ago

They Never said you would die, Just near it :P

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago

You can just get no near death experiences or death at all and more

Markiplier-Jr8 years ago

NEAR death experiances so I won't die i'll get aware of when i'll ALMOST die

Opp338 years ago

Wish you dont

Bigsharkdad8 years ago

But you don't die, right?

elvinja9 years ago

My life is a near death experience

Ryan Holmes12 years ago

all i want is to not have near death experiences...

Beban9 years ago

And 100 millions world peace never ending live a nice girlfriend/wife yeah thats all i wanted. :D

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

I need some excitement in my life anyways. And it will make everything I have that much more dear to me.

Thundia 9 years ago

True...

David LaBarr12 years ago

As long as there isn't permanent disfigurement from the near death experiences

logic and shit9 years ago

I already have that its called school.

PEACELOVEHAPPINESS10 years ago

Key word NEAR. No downside!

meatloave3 months ago

I want an endless supply of Near Death Experiences brand snack cakes... And a ring that grants me three wishes

Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago

So I basically can't feel pain and the worlds perfect and everyone is immortal and other happy fun shit. ....well hell in down

Gabriel_Alves_Johansen6 years ago

WE HAVE TO REMEMBER, THAT THEY ARE "NEAR" DEATH EXPERIENCES, AND I REPEAT "NEAR" DEATH EXPERIENCES

dankmemes1018 years ago

All I want is to not have near death experiences every five hours

TheMooingShofuCow10 years ago

(NEAR DEATH) *click* i wont die though hehehehehhh LOOPHOLE

Deathrobot3 years ago

I can go to news stations as unluckiest person alive and have a YouTube complication of my near death experiences

kill hitler9 years ago

I press because I live and love near death experiences

YourBoyNaPalm7 years ago

Why do I feel this would be slightly awesome? They’re ALWAYS near-death? Is there any possible I could accidentally make them a death?

GoldenFazbear9 years ago

Near-death. Not death.

pokedude12294 years ago

"near-death"

Skyrim lover9 years ago

so how robbers murder i sit my living room like all day

FredBearGold8 years ago

but its NEAR death. at least I don't die. also I can get a near death experience preventer.

Slenderman1810 years ago

If its just near-death, than you won't die from it. So everything I want and a free adrenaline rush every once in a while. Whats the catch? :D

Squirtleawesome11 years ago

NEAR death. That would be cool, since I know in the end I won't die

DragonLord72910 years ago

Thrill!!

xqwd4 days ago

如果我不想要濒死的体验呢

Andres Palacios12 years ago

If I get every thing I wanted I Will Want to have NOO Near Death experiences

TheNerdyVillager9 years ago

At least it's not definite death

Johnny-Animelast year

Already happens to me and the gang

Shrek347Rap39 years ago

Lile es tonta

isuc4life7 years ago

who cares about the near death experiences if you live?!

Just Here For The Comments9 years ago

One thing i always wanted we're wishes one of my wishes would to make the downside not real >:)

Kill4money21310 years ago

So you'll be living an action movie your entire life and you can get everything you want? Where's the dillemma?

DarkMist7 years ago

My life in a nutshell.

DXLucasOriginal9 years ago

but you dont die!! woohoooo

That-Narwhal-Tho8 years ago

I" ll get immortality and i then i wont die and THEN I WONT WORRY ABOUT NEAR DEATH

MayaPapaya10 years ago

Key words: NEAR DEATH. Hell yeah *clicks the button* *is the button* *worships the button*

Obo4 years ago

Win win

Intellectual Donkey9 years ago

Well... I won't die and as long as my loved ones aren't hurt then I'm fine with it. Plus invulnerability and immortality are both things I want, so... No downside.

piecatofwisdom9 years ago

If u r invulnerable... and invincible.... how do you expirience near death? Your supposed to be able to die to be near death... 1)loophole and 2)does the event still happen and several people around you die due to some event that causes the near death like a building cave in?

SteakFries8 years ago

Its only "NEAR" death experiences :)

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