Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and 3

lucapri last month

@awedar your peins

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awedar 2 years ago

already know

Hiphop75 10 years ago

I can never "tell it" to someone? Well . . . I'll just write that shìt down

Maharid last year

I just need to do things and change everything.

GL0BGL0B 10 years ago

Clothes are our true gods! Oh no! I shouldn't have told ! Aaaargh!!!!

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago

what made this funnier is that the point of the comment was ruined by the fact that sloth was just changed to clothes.

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ninjabot 5 years ago

The meaning of life is pain

Duck_bot 2 years ago

Lmao edgelord "life is suffering😮‍💨"

offbeatanatoliy05 11 years ago

Why cant you tell someone else, are going to die, are you suddenly muted from talking when you do it, or nothing happens to you? BE MORE SPECIFIC!

ScaryJack 8 years ago

No language on Earth has an adequate vocabulary to describe the things you learn.

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TigerTail 9 years ago

It doesn't say you can't SHOW them.... just type it or show them somebody else typing it. the knowledge has to come from somewhere. you will have the knowledge to find where the knowledge you want to show it. then show it to the person. LOGIC.

JÃ³n Flosi AÃ°alsteinsson 13 years ago

i pressed the button and now i will tell you. the answer is 42. it does makes sense if you think about it. in japanese.... 42 in japanese in yon-juu nii, but you can say 4 in 2 different ways if it is under 10, (not 14, 24 ETC) the other way to say 4 is s... [Show full comment]

PeculiarTimekeeper 3 years ago

Agreed. The meaning of life is death. In fact, it is as much of a part of life as life. Of course, life should be enjoyed, every moment savored, but once you"re faced with death, faced with a release of all things material, the realization is obvious. Even... [Show full comment]

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Izzy da savage 11 years ago

So I'm lucy but no hard drive?

NoelaniCroud 8 years ago

Dr.strange

xXReaverXx 9 years ago

Error 404 downside exe. not found

MemeDream 9 years ago

That sounds the quickest way possible to go absolutely nuts

shad0whawk01 10 years ago

so does that mean I can write it down? as long as I don't specifically address it to someone or tell them about, it still counts

Seberion Sekeria 13 years ago

I'll keep a secret then.

Isabel Marina Chiriboga Crespo 13 years ago

iÂ´ll be the doctor then...

Samantha Stein 13 years ago

Good, fuck em.

superman54410 11 years ago

42 is the answer

dingxing 7 months ago

中文大白话翻译组（Chinese）你会知道为什么宇宙有生命，并且能全面了解宇宙，但你不能把这事告诉别人

Elverbasse 11 years ago

There's no meaning of life, just enjoy it goddammit!

rottasmells 9 years ago

Ehh...42

CoolJerry69 2 years ago

i will make a massive computer that looks like "the thinker" but made of gold and with a massive cube head that will share it on my behalf in a couple million years, simple as

CreeperMcLeod 11 years ago

If I know absolutely everything, I'd invent a machine to give me powers.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why are these universal knowledge scenarios always laden with you can't share the knowledge with anyone as a downside as though everyone wants to know everything. Screw that crap! Keep it all to yourself.

idkman;3 11 years ago

I said no, haha i would go crazy if i knew this and COULD NOT tell ANYONE

BeRsErk 12 years ago

Make a machine for wishes. Wish for immortality. DONE. AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW YOU LIFE.

Honza368 11 years ago

So you cant tell it to anybody Send it in Text Message or Something and text them to say it to Everybody with bonus Message 'Send it to all your Friends'

Amb210 8 years ago

What about text it to someone else?

XxDoritoSanicxX 10 years ago

Meh I don't know

Uran 9 years ago

Just write it down

Shany Danino 13 years ago

but I know it. 42 :P

aqd last year

I am God, and you don't deserve my teachings.

Acika389 11 years ago

You cannot tell it but who said you couldn't write it on a paper and show some one.

LunaCipher 9 years ago

I know lot of things! L-O-T O-F T-H-I-N-G-S...

GrandmaBBQ 11 years ago

Write it down. Make a book. Make millions. Live in awesomeness.

KatharineGraf 10 years ago

Looks like my friend someone else wont get to know. I'll tell other people tho.

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

Lol jokes on you! I already know it! It's 40 fucking 2!!! 42!!!

Lordking573 4 years ago

42 is a reference to the movie hitchhiker"s guide to the Galaxy

HouseElf 11 years ago

42, 42, 42! Didn't need to press the button!

Andymon 11 years ago

secretssssss

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

Fuck those bitches. I KNOW EVERYTHING!

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago

For me to know, and for you bitches to find out. XD

Viable_Golem4375 10 years ago

I will write it down and SHOW it to someone else.

Ebo 9 years ago

Your brain can't comprehend the knowledge so no

Velixadin 10 years ago

X3 whats the point of secrets if u cant tell 'em?

dingxing 7 months ago

I thought I was the only one who understood the universe.Some secrets will accumulate in the heart.And you can't tell anyone.Therefore, I will not press the button.

loganator35 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Raven1323 10 years ago

This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ... [Show full comment]

McTroll 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even wa... You know what? I aint even going to finish. Whoever types the full thing to this stupid comment is a gullible piece of shit! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bondo007 11 years ago

I'll write it down

flameyyyyyyyyyyyyy 6 years ago

i mean, im an introvert anyway

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