Will You Press The Button?

KeganGraham6 years ago

You could use this to your advantage. For instance, you could tell Apple to remain the same and invest in Samsung. Once Apple fails, their stocks will plummet, and the users will go elsewhere--to Samsung, namely. Stocks shoot up, and you rake in the dollar bills.

ButtonWitch3 years ago

RIP Metaverse

zaouyorae9 years ago

dudeeeee... a decade is surely very a long time enough to having fun...

Thiqboi5 years ago

They said within the decade it could happen tommorow

The-big-red-button5 years ago

Goodbye Costco

Niggerswitch7 years ago

Bye bye Electronic art

robeagle9 years ago

DESTROY APPLE, DESTROY WINDOWS, Build my own Empire Company, Buy out Windows & Apple ,Bring them back to Life = INFINITE EMPIRE MONEY AND POWERR!!! UNLIMITTEDDD POWERRR

Tutitipp8 years ago

But it will eventually fail bc you were the one choosing the policy of it :D

Load more replies

GabrielGonzalezCerdas8 years ago

So I could basically milk a mega corporation for money for 10 years, make it"s stock peak in value just as the 10 years are coming to a close, make a last huge profit and jump out of the sinking boat? Nice prospect.

Destiny Parker12 years ago

Yes!! no more evil corporations, down with walmart!

AlarmedMantis2 years ago

https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/nerd-face-emoji-clever-emoticon-with-glasses-geek-student_3482-1193.jpg?w=2000 me when i have no idea

Load more replies

Diamondmatter9 years ago

I'll just do it to the companies that should fail!

Krusek8 years ago

Change policy of big and bad company to give you all their money.

rtyhtfyhtfyh4 years ago

Goodbye, Monsanto, Nestle, IBM, Nintendo, Game Freak, Electronic Arts, most record labels, and other companies. I will make their finals years years of putting all their resources into environmental preservation and environmental activism.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

I hereby dictate that walmart's new official policy is to give all their excess money to me...and force everyone in their company to get paid the same amount.

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

*enters the meeting* alright gentlemen, I have created our new policy. All your funds and assets will be given to me over the next ten years as I start to create my own company, and you can't actively wast the money you are going to give to me >:)

Camaro71837 years ago

bye bye planned parenthood and dominos

Tw20040828!9 years ago

KILL TRUMPS COMPANY

KyrieColors10 years ago

Uh, then I just dictate that half the income of a company goes to helping a cause of my choice. The rest goes to paying all employees a living wage and have a savings policy for them. Then they are all better off for awhile and can have money to while they search for a new job.

thetakenking519 years ago

yes u could just find a bad coppany that you hate and make it wors

oldnotweak10 years ago

apples new policy is to give me all their money and then die... fuck Apple

Stropey7 years ago

A"ight Comcast, you now have to spend your profits on charities. You also are required to spend 3 hours a day on Reddit or 4Chan. I'm out, *walks out, dabbing*

duckymouth3 years ago

Technically the government is a company so you can dictate the rules of all the governments and destroy civilization!

nitrus thered11 years ago

disney yay (:3

PVZ-User8 years ago

Yessssss kids!

RedShirt0479 years ago

So what you're saying is, that I can destroy Trump's empire. SOLD!

Joepeeps168 years ago

So like are they forced to survive the decade? Cause you could make some pretty funny policies, and watch them maintain it for a mandatory 10 years

I like pressing red buttons10 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Five67935 years ago

Goodbyyyeee evil corporations (*cough cough* amazon)

Bartosz Janczewski12 years ago

kek, just change the policy of google, youtube and ea. They'll be dead in a decade, no matter what, with all their shit

Creeperface13010 years ago

EA, our first new policy is to give all the money to me...

elorah37 years ago

apple policy: give me all your newest, best products

StarRockz17839 years ago

Down with McDonald's!! They stole the Mcwrap from us!!

Hoi im joe9 years ago

Mc donalds

rocketman500410 years ago

as a german, id pick gema, umg, cdu and gez

Annoye'9 years ago

Theeen, I can start a new one and fail it! Or i will just die and I will not care ;d

ryantitan70134 years ago

just leave before the decades over

Justin Grove12 years ago

>EA >Drive them into the ground in less than a year >Spend the other 9 years laughing hysterically.

GoldenGraze8 years ago

I could make anime real Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

josephfarr2689 years ago

I could bring deadpool 2 life

maxwellduo10 years ago

The asylum will DIE

Hzz9 years ago

Policy rule one give all your money to me. Rule two instead of selling products go and become manual workers to build me a house. Rule three if I see anything you own I may be allowed to take even against your will. Rule four all people must continue worki...[Show full comment]

Nosaj9 years ago

Um no.

Fromnono10 years ago

Good I can take out monsanto!

LoopholeDudeman7 years ago

What if you choose a company you hate but you can get some income while doing it

nottub3 years ago

our new company policy is to give all our money to nottub

ChiwaChiwa11 years ago

Bye Playstation...

Eye11228 years ago

Trump dies

Flarenacho9 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Scr1b38 years ago

Donald trump, here I come!

kiina710 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Mr_Bean335 years ago

Goodbye Amazon

Andrew Parker12 years ago

i'D CHANGE mICROSOFT

Shadrakh10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Vulcan9 years ago

It said don't read sobs wont

Notifications

138 Comments

Login or register to comment