Will You Press The Button?

KeganGraham 8 years ago

You could use this to your advantage. For instance, you could tell Apple to remain the same and invest in Samsung. Once Apple fails, their stocks will plummet, and the users will go elsewhere--to Samsung, namely. Stocks shoot up, and you rake in the dollar bills.

ButtonWitch 5 years ago

RIP Metaverse

zaouyorae 11 years ago

dudeeeee... a decade is surely very a long time enough to having fun...

Thiqboi 7 years ago

They said within the decade it could happen tommorow

robeagle 11 years ago

DESTROY APPLE, DESTROY WINDOWS, Build my own Empire Company, Buy out Windows & Apple ,Bring them back to Life = INFINITE EMPIRE MONEY AND POWERR!!! UNLIMITTEDDD POWERRR

Tutitipp 9 years ago

But it will eventually fail bc you were the one choosing the policy of it :D

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The-big-red-button 7 years ago

Goodbye Costco

GabrielGonzalezCerdas 9 years ago

So I could basically milk a mega corporation for money for 10 years, make it"s stock peak in value just as the 10 years are coming to a close, make a last huge profit and jump out of the sinking boat? Nice prospect.

Niggerswitch 8 years ago

Bye bye Electronic art

Destiny Parker 13 years ago

Yes!! no more evil corporations, down with walmart!

AlarmedMantis 3 years ago

https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/nerd-face-emoji-clever-emoticon-with-glasses-geek-student_3482-1193.jpg?w=2000 me when i have no idea

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Diamondmatter 11 years ago

I'll just do it to the companies that should fail!

Stropey 9 years ago

A"ight Comcast, you now have to spend your profits on charities. You also are required to spend 3 hours a day on Reddit or 4Chan. I'm out, *walks out, dabbing*

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago

a titan among men

Krusek 9 years ago

Change policy of big and bad company to give you all their money.

XxX_RealSwagmaster_XxX 11 years ago

Make samsung burn

jshaw71 8 years ago

I'll dictate of my company yet to be founded a small game company focusing on action games mostly

Akash 10 years ago

Simple, make the company's policy: "Impossible to fail"

assassinboy 9 years ago

by by ebay

thetakenking51 10 years ago

yes u could just find a bad coppany that you hate and make it wors

zie 11 years ago

ah yes I can change police brutality for a few years I s'pose

ockeybuto 11 years ago

I'd get rid of Ford. And I could get anything I wanted. I would also just tell them to change the name of the company, it wouldn't be the same company so it wouldn't fail if I didn't want it to.

ZcamoZ 11 years ago

Loophole m8

E1steve 4 years ago

I get to delete any compony.

gijswillem1 12 years ago

Aplle bye bye

Perhaps 6 years ago

You know all those shitty mobile games? I would use this power to remove the ads on them, and eventually they shut down. Soooo... I see this as an absolute win!

Hiphop75 10 years ago

I"d destroy Trump"s business

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

No. It filed bankrupcy 6 times. It always comes up again

schematixx 11 years ago

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Macucumber 10 years ago

Set dividend of apple on 100%, buy an ass full of stocks. wait 10 years till it fails. boom rich

Donderpants 11 years ago

Which one though? EA, Sony, Amazon, Apple, Google, there's so many choices! Meh, I'd probably just go for Apple. Their new policy- give every cent to me. Sony will probably die in that time anyway, and the others.... I'll just learn to live with their evil ways.

Grew 9 years ago

Fuck the apple

Drumma last year

Step 1: Put a huge short option on X Step 2: Establish proper moderation and banning of all political content Step 3: Wait and enjoy your popcorn Step 4: Collect Money.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

apple gives all its money to me and apologizes to the world until they shut their doors forever

Etherealstorm 9 years ago

I'll dictate all corporations that control government. In 10 years, America is free at last!

Stagnant 11 years ago

Never again will I have to speak to phone support in India.

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

*enters the meeting* alright gentlemen, I have created our new policy. All your funds and assets will be given to me over the next ten years as I start to create my own company, and you can't actively wast the money you are going to give to me >:)

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago

Goodbye, Monsanto, Nestle, IBM, Nintendo, Game Freak, Electronic Arts, most record labels, and other companies. I will make their finals years years of putting all their resources into environmental preservation and environmental activism.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

I hereby dictate that walmart's new official policy is to give all their excess money to me...and force everyone in their company to get paid the same amount.

KyrieColors 11 years ago

Uh, then I just dictate that half the income of a company goes to helping a cause of my choice. The rest goes to paying all employees a living wage and have a savings policy for them. Then they are all better off for awhile and can have money to while they search for a new job.

Camaro7183 8 years ago

bye bye planned parenthood and dominos

Tw20040828! 10 years ago

KILL TRUMPS COMPANY

thetakenking51 10 years ago

yes u could just find a bad coppany that you hate and make it wors

oldnotweak 11 years ago

apples new policy is to give me all their money and then die... fuck Apple

RedShirt047 11 years ago

So what you're saying is, that I can destroy Trump's empire. SOLD!

duckymouth 4 years ago

Technically the government is a company so you can dictate the rules of all the governments and destroy civilization!

nitrus thered 12 years ago

disney yay (:3

PVZ-User 9 years ago

Yessssss kids!

Five6793 6 years ago

Goodbyyyeee evil corporations (*cough cough* amazon)

Bartosz Janczewski 13 years ago

kek, just change the policy of google, youtube and ea. They'll be dead in a decade, no matter what, with all their shit

Joepeeps16 10 years ago

So like are they forced to survive the decade? Cause you could make some pretty funny policies, and watch them maintain it for a mandatory 10 years

I like pressing red buttons 11 years ago

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StarRockz1783 10 years ago

Down with McDonald's!! They stole the Mcwrap from us!!

Creeperface130 11 years ago

EA, our first new policy is to give all the money to me...

elorah3 8 years ago

apple policy: give me all your newest, best products

rocketman5004 11 years ago

as a german, id pick gema, umg, cdu and gez

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