You will become the richest and most attractive person in the world.
but
You will recieve paper cuts between each of your toes each morning when you wake up. No loopholes.
I will not

SinonMercer 9 years ago
I love how people don't understand the term "no loopholes".

ChadiAyach 8 years ago
Wake up in the afternoon thats a loophole also give me the name of that anime i couldn't find the name and i was searching for it for a while
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Orbit shock 11 years ago
I Like my Toes is good for running couse i am the Doctor (actually no but who cares)

randomjax 10 years ago
Doctor who?
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Alex Desrochers 13 years ago
Wake up in the afternoon?

VortexTsunami 8 months ago
u stupid ass , it is clearly written "no loopholes"
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Za3ed 10 years ago
I can. Just swallow pain killers every morning

Emoji 11 years ago
I know it said no loopholes but what about tissue paper? That doesn't hurt

ZeFancyBoi 6 years ago
that not a papercut you dumbass.
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SirSpudTato 10 years ago
"I have athlete"s foot so it"s not too different..." *presses button* OH GOD MY FOOT Seriously though, I don't sleep until the morning, I go to sleep in the morning.

bigbubbaboy 8 years ago
I have no feeling in my feet whoops. I once almost chopped off my tire and I didn't notice until I saw the trail of blood I was leaving behind.

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
Paper cuts are nothing For me

Alistair Robson 13 years ago
There is someone out there with no feet who has clicked the button XD

DuduEhehe 10 years ago
It says no loopholes so I guess he gets new feet that don't work but can feel pain.
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Theonlyonesam 9 years ago
Writing "no loop hole" just don't work because there is loopholes to everything no matter what we say... you will develop resistance to that pain after a while plus your body will have a defence mechanism in place in no time and you can wake up in the afternoon if the pain is too much for you

PinkfluffyUnicorns 10 years ago
Owchy...

AdaptGaming 8 years ago
Get your toes amputated.

Notimpressedface 8 years ago
I finally have an excuse to get out of gym

Brandon Price 13 years ago
I guess after a while, i'd get used to the pain....maybe

Fabo__HD 10 years ago
Or u let do an operation or use a medicament to remove the pain there

Fatel777 9 years ago
Make something or get something to protect it or sleep not at night

ApexSpice 10 years ago
Ya I see a loophole cut off ur toes

ApexSpice 10 years ago
IdkTbh LOOPHOLE FOR THAT no pussys with loops
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im_a_runner 10 years ago
Get the cuts and make a difference in the world with the money you effing bastards

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Just wake up in the afternoon or night

IdkTbh 10 years ago
"No loopholes"

420Doge 10 years ago
I don't care, I'll be the most powerful person ever

jacksepticpop1 11 years ago
Be Nocturnal

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
i'll buy a loophole XD

Ryan Dirks 13 years ago
get medication so paper cuts don't hurt

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
In my opinion, the whole "no loopholes" is kind of lame.
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Kevin Sipos 13 years ago
*Cuts off feet* *purchases fake realistic feet prosthecis*

Dylan Beller 13 years ago
What if you dont sleep?

Nepgear for president 11 years ago
Loophole: don't sleep

scheuerman 11 years ago
Small price to pay

ThePryceAintRight 10 years ago
I don't wake up in the morning. Period.

EmeraldX2 7 years ago
Why do I need to be rich?

MangoWave 12 years ago
Buy anesthetics every night to numb to pain of the every morning...

Jrbaseball 11 years ago
Never go to sleep

FoxyIsTheBest 11 years ago
That's so...That hurts a lot. At least,it isn't jump 10 times in a Lego piece

Kaeiou 3 years ago
Receive a paper cut between each of my toes every morning, no loopholes... Paradox~...

de ja vu 11 years ago
What the hell no I dont like papercuts

SpectrumUK 9 years ago
Being forced to wake up in the morning? No thank you lol

Kate.Trash 11 years ago
I'm so used to getting paper cuts that it doesn't hurt anymore so.. xD

TheDeliriousZombie_YT 10 years ago
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edison arellano 11 years ago
what if there was no Bandages in a store??? you might have 199999999999999 paper cuts you die if one more give it to kids DIE KIDS dead

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
You won't receive any loopholes

Evil_J 5 years ago
Just have the nerves cut

Eagles 11 years ago
Everyone has some sort of crap to deal with.

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago
With my messed up schedule Ill be waking at 11:32pm, 12am,5am, and 2 pm

Whynot1291 11 years ago
All you have to do is get used to the cuts and or get medicine

CMHammond 11 years ago
Medicine for cuts?

ferretterrier 10 years ago
I'll cut off my feet.

F4bul0us 11 years ago
I will have all of the nerves in my toes removed

doomstorm 9 years ago
It says no loopholes but I’ll do it anyway. I’m turning nocturnal

PCMASTERACE 11 years ago
just hope the person you attract doesnt have a foot fetish..

Killingforce 10 years ago
What if i call my desk toes

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago
Ah, I could slightly feel the cuts when I read this. DX

ZongZiX 10 months ago
I choose to become the richest person, and then let the doctor remove my toes.
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