You will become the richest and most attractive person in the world.
but
You will recieve paper cuts between each of your toes each morning when you wake up. No loopholes.
I will not

SinonMercer 9 years ago
I love how people don't understand the term "no loopholes".

ChadiAyach 8 years ago
Wake up in the afternoon thats a loophole also give me the name of that anime i couldn't find the name and i was searching for it for a while
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Orbit shock 11 years ago
I Like my Toes is good for running couse i am the Doctor (actually no but who cares)

randomjax 10 years ago
Doctor who?
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Alex Desrochers 13 years ago
Wake up in the afternoon?

VortexTsunami 8 months ago
u stupid ass , it is clearly written "no loopholes"
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Za3ed 10 years ago
I can. Just swallow pain killers every morning

Emoji 11 years ago
I know it said no loopholes but what about tissue paper? That doesn't hurt

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago
that not a papercut you dumbass.
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SirSpudTato 10 years ago
"I have athlete"s foot so it"s not too different..." *presses button* OH GOD MY FOOT Seriously though, I don't sleep until the morning, I go to sleep in the morning.

bigbubbaboy 8 years ago
I have no feeling in my feet whoops. I once almost chopped off my tire and I didn't notice until I saw the trail of blood I was leaving behind.

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
Paper cuts are nothing For me

Alistair Robson 13 years ago
There is someone out there with no feet who has clicked the button XD

DuduEhehe 10 years ago
It says no loopholes so I guess he gets new feet that don't work but can feel pain.
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Theonlyonesam 9 years ago
Writing "no loop hole" just don't work because there is loopholes to everything no matter what we say... you will develop resistance to that pain after a while plus your body will have a defence mechanism in place in no time and you can wake up in the afternoon if the pain is too much for you

PinkfluffyUnicorns 10 years ago
Owchy...

AdaptGaming 8 years ago
Get your toes amputated.

Notimpressedface 8 years ago
I finally have an excuse to get out of gym

Brandon Price 13 years ago
I guess after a while, i'd get used to the pain....maybe

Fabo__HD 10 years ago
Or u let do an operation or use a medicament to remove the pain there

Fatel777 9 years ago
Make something or get something to protect it or sleep not at night

ApexSpice 10 years ago
Ya I see a loophole cut off ur toes

ApexSpice 10 years ago
IdkTbh LOOPHOLE FOR THAT no pussys with loops
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im_a_runner 10 years ago
Get the cuts and make a difference in the world with the money you effing bastards

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Just wake up in the afternoon or night

IdkTbh 10 years ago
"No loopholes"

420Doge 10 years ago
I don't care, I'll be the most powerful person ever

jacksepticpop1 11 years ago
Be Nocturnal

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
i'll buy a loophole XD

Ryan Dirks 13 years ago
get medication so paper cuts don't hurt

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
In my opinion, the whole "no loopholes" is kind of lame.
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Kevin Sipos 13 years ago
*Cuts off feet* *purchases fake realistic feet prosthecis*

Dylan Beller 13 years ago
What if you dont sleep?

AnimeLover856 5 years ago
ok i will suffer

Rubberninja237 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheOneMunchlax 9 years ago
Band aidz.

_Noelle_The_Great_ 11 years ago
50% said yes 50% said no XD

sonicj01 10 years ago
dont wake up in the morning

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I can handle paper cuts, especially on my feet, because I'm not a damned wimp.

randomredditor 11 years ago
Put on a bunch of sucks and bandaids. TAKE THAT MOFO

Nintelda 10 years ago
He shouldn't have said, "when you wake up," because the obvious loophole wouldn't have been there.

kindertak 6 years ago
I will wake up at 3 AM or Miday

JuanRamos02 11 years ago
And if I wake up in te afternoon?

patrikcath 11 years ago
Ok, i want to see toilet paper cut :D

Panifex 8 years ago
Do they bleed, or are they just there? I wouldn't mind so much if they"re just there

S1destroyer 11 years ago
OK EVERYONE WHO DOES THAT FIND THE 2 THING OR ANY FALL IN LOVE BULL SHIT IT DOES NOT WORK SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!

Fallonite 11 years ago
Lol you actually tried it? That's just sad.

Vsninja 12 years ago
Because I'm so rich I would just cut off my legs and replace them with the legs of the six million dollar man. That way I wont feel the cuts between my "toes" and I WILL BE THE MOTHER FUCKING SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN

HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago
get drunk each night so I wake up next afternoon w no pain

Skiboy334 11 years ago
LOOPHOLE, never sleep, then u can never wake up

TrasHatch 10 years ago
i want to feel the pain. give me the paaaiiinnn

iEATBUGS 3 years ago
erm..... downside????

Halo Prime 11 years ago
I'll go edward elric mode and just cut off my legs and get automails.

Genevieve1234 10 years ago
I know the person who made this said no loopholes, but I sleep with socks on. 😉

Raven1323 10 years ago
It would still cut your feet...

Erik Leibnitz 13 years ago
God theyre become dicks with this

cybro974 5 years ago
There"s a way to make this worse and it"s by adding lemonade.

tbfh leave 11 years ago
I'm paralyzed from the waste down. I can't feel my feet or legs. Fuck yeah.

Doggebox 9 years ago
I'm a muay thai fighter I always have wounds on my feet

DarthRevan20 11 years ago
you guys seem to not see the NO LOOPHOLES part
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