Will You Press The Button?

oldhuagod 2 years ago

I don't need to use it but I must have it.

235x0 3 years ago

Teleport to the fountain of youth (source "Panty P") Then teleport to a place that lets me get any superpower i want and get 1 Shape-shifting. 2 Pearl manipulation (Party for data pearls). 3 Weak telekinesis that is stronger on pearls. Then (an evil smile... [Show full comment]

Panty P 11 years ago

Travel to fountain of youth. GG

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I could travel around the world! It would be so fun!

makkachin 10 years ago

*teleports to fridge* goddamnit

Kayvon Samavati 13 years ago

So basically you teleport like 4 times then die. Not worth.

Midean 10 years ago

It doesn't say you must. I'd press the button and save usage for life threatening situations. Say like leaving ground zero of an atomic bomb being detonated.

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Totally worth it

Crimeal 10 years ago

I"d press before that I can live forever. Why not?

Ultralord1400 10 years ago

this power = (your live - 20 years) - (5 years * how many times you teleport) if i can't go to a place where I can gain immortality, HELL NO.

Awkwardouscat 10 years ago

So basically I will live 20 years "shorter" which could also mean shorter height....HELL YEAH

HighschoolDxDfan 11 years ago

I go to the world of high school DxD become a demon, live 10000000 and have sex with sexy girls

Syrex 10 years ago

vukkkk it doesent say you cant tp to non existent places

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nascarfan657 11 years ago

If it puts me with dragons it's worth it.

ZaneP 13 years ago

Travel to a place where immortality serum (or other such medicine) is and get it. Done, next?

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

And this doesnt make any sense

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Tim Morrison 13 years ago

The 5 years shorter per is overkill on top of the 20.

Philippe GagnÃ© 13 years ago

I would die in one day...

Cardboard413 11 years ago

yep BASICALLY ME

Jake Tyler Fehr 13 years ago

this one sucks

Nerdkind 9 years ago

I'm traveling not teleporting. Loophole.

coffhar 9 years ago

Damn it. I didn't think of that.

Sylen 9 years ago

You can travel anywhere thats means other universes too

coffhar 9 years ago

And other realitys.

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago

Can I be Deadpool

NotCaptainAmerica739 11 years ago

i will die for for 3 minutes

meatloave last year

Idiot

TommiPommmi 10 years ago

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t... [Show full comment]

coffhar 9 years ago

We seriously need to end the spam and chain mail messages. Copy and paste this if you agree. I understand that this is technically spam, but at least this message isn't threatening you if you don't spread it. By spreading these messages around, we are sayi... [Show full comment]

Hepatitis-J 7 years ago

*gets the power* *Teleports 20 times to random locations immediately after*

NicoleFromAphmau 11 years ago

I have a child to look after you sick person!

Vikabro 12 years ago

Not worth it.

Cat man 11 years ago

Meem is random

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

pretty cure universe.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

If i would live to eighty than 80-20=60 60/5=12 TWELVE TIMES!? ONLY TWELVE TIMES?!

Annoye' 11 years ago

Well, Ded!

caboosejuice34 11 years ago

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Alivetryingmaybej7sttoliveandnotdiebruh 4 years ago

In case of emergency it is better than dying so

Truecere Surles 13 years ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

tug19143 11 years ago

This is obviously terrible for regular use, but if someone's life depended on it or you wound up stranded in the ocean, using the power once would take a total of 25 years off your life, and I wouldn't mind dying at 65

Lodyloop 9 years ago

post this on 3 other dillemas or you will die in 18 years :)

mariokirbyfan123 5 years ago

Stop trying to scare people dude, some people can have panic attacks over this. That’s messed up.

Hugemars 11 years ago

Oh god nooooo.

Laser_Gamer 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Maharid last year

Oh, over 20000 suicider here.

Coolcon 10 years ago

Do it when youre about to die in a car crash or something

UHSLbi_icon 6 years ago

i"m dying young anyway

XTheMagmaLionX 10 years ago

**^±±±±§§§§§*******!!!!????

Xanxan14 12 years ago

No that blows try again!

TheGoldenbanana 11 years ago

Loophole where are uuu

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

I will teleport all the time :-)

Mythical_Matt 10 years ago

So if I agree I die instantly cos I'm 11?

marcoXgiddings 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Ultralord1400 10 years ago

this power = (your live - 20 years) - (5 years * how many times you teleport) if i can't go to a place where I can gain immortality, HELL NO.

DarrenTheKid 11 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

buttholefartface 4 years ago

if the death is quick and painless then yeah why not

Carolyna Rayne Willis 13 years ago

omg noo i like long car rides plus i can fall asleep better

Person1And2 11 years ago

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