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You are knighted by the Queen of England

but

You must ingest only tea and crumpets, wear a suit, bowtie, top hat, and monocle, and speak in 1800s slang for the rest of your life.

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Blockman350 9 years ago

I say, what a smashing way to live

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII 4 years ago

Quite a good choice indeed guvna, would you like a cuppa tea

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Josefina Lagos Lowther 13 years ago

So. What's the downside?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Speaking 1800s slang which in the end would be fucking stupid.

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quickstirke 9 years ago

GET ME INTO A Suit"an"Tie!! Fuck the Dress! England HERE I COME!!

DasJoosh 9 years ago

WTF is wrong with the internet.

fishyxD 11 years ago

There's no downside whatsoever!

jjdafeesh 11 years ago

I GET A MONOCLE AND A TOP HAT!!!!!!! Yass

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

Bow ties are cool

X12346 9 years ago

WTF are crumpets

Kai27 8 years ago

I don't know

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

England is my city

Gaurdian 9 years ago

Like a sir.

J2004 9 years ago

I will die from malnutrition

BraydenGreen 9 years ago

Hey arizona yea is good

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Downside???

Alexandria Fisher 13 years ago

That literally all sounds spectacularly fun.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Bow-tes are cool, but I would actually prefer a fez instead of a top hat... fezzes are cool.

Wolfsoles 8 years ago

I love doctor who

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Klaus Nightcrawler 13 years ago

Seriously? AWESOME!

Dexter Johnson 13 years ago

I already do that

Natasha Lund 13 years ago

How is this a bad thing?

SomeWeirdExistentThing43 6 years ago

...actually Asura"s right

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Basil Othman 13 years ago

Wheres the downside

Conor Drollinger 13 years ago

Knighted Queen? And i am a guy so...

ARClegend 6 years ago

isn't this just the Spiffing Brit

names17mario 11 years ago

Dis a sterotype that's pretty dumb

meganmew 11 years ago

'MURICA!

Lewis Fitter 13 years ago

FUCK U ENGLISH

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 7 months ago

'MERICA FOREVER

Yrahcaz 9 years ago

Jolly good

Kakashi__Hatake 10 years ago

I would love that

TCR_ 3 years ago

So I will be a royal knight who eventually dies of malnutrition...great....

Nao 11 years ago

nope. like the current place and life here in norway

Ochi 11 years ago

So? That's not THAT bad.

Hyltran 5 years ago

I already have the mustache so I destroyed the button.

taasin123 11 years ago

Omfg im btitish any way this is the dreaam!!!!

timelcrds 10 years ago

i see no downside

7TEesti 12 years ago

Shouldn't you put the upside first? why did you make it backwards?

McGilm 8 years ago

Tolly ho! Chap chap! May I have another cup o" tea? I think you may have run out of crumpets, have ya?

DannyMcManny 11 years ago

DUDE IM BRITISH WE DON'T DO THAT oh wait your trying to make your self fell better you fast slobs

Kristof Ujdur 13 years ago

Spiffing!

Justin Wygralak 13 years ago

I see no downsides to this.

J2004 9 years ago

Downside is malnutrition

Jack1 2 years ago

Crumple Dunkin’s! Slurp* It seems I will be fancy and have more money!

YashDaware 9 years ago

Do I get slaves?

Kai27 8 years ago

Prolly not

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Derpy McSquire 11 years ago

I find that rather offensive actualy

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII 4 years ago

Just pushed the button ‘‘twas a jolly good choice guvna would you like a cuppa tea

NevIsDaBoss 9 years ago

I don't even want to be knighted so....

Swisses 12 years ago

Fuck that I'm not the monopoly man

thatgirlniamya 11 years ago

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

Lucynda Hoffman 13 years ago

There is literally no downside to this. Fiora Lee McDaid Mecale

J2004 9 years ago

Downside is malnutrition

SpamtonG.Spamton 6 years ago

This is basically a malnutrition death sentence

names17mario 11 years ago

It says you only drink tea and eat crumpets Thats the downside eating the same thing would be horrible!

terrarian 11 years ago

you'll eventully get sick because you can't eat anything else. so that'll suck.

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

I am an American girl and I would thoroughly enjoy this.

Dillon Glaab 13 years ago

Cool, I get knighted

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